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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 11:48:54 Reply

At 7/11/09 11:29 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
I'm sorry. For some reason I didn't do the roster the way I usually do it so I didn't see that you had ranked up. I really should pay more attention, because if I keep making these mistakes I'm going to get kicked from doing the rosters or something!

GAH!

Don't worry about it. We all make mistakes.

Here's something to take your mind of things

Jello Pudding pops

Newgrounds Police Dept.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 12:04:35 Reply

At 7/11/09 11:03 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Saturday 11th July 2009
Well, I got word of Sinskae that he couldn't do it. Obviously because of his family reasons. Thats fine since I have a few hours spare anyway.

First of all, I'd like to thank you for really pulling through for us there, Lizzardis! I know being the Roster Manager can be extremely demanding so I'm glad I got the right man for the job. If you'd like, we can discuss about ways to distribute the workload.

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IN YOUR FACE, SPIFFEH!!!

At 7/11/09 10:44 AM, aSquared94 wrote: Sgt. aSquared reporting for duty, sir

Let's see what we have here....

I like the sgt. badge and the post count. Your post quality ain't too shabby either. However, keep in mind that super-short, 3-worded posts are usually discouraged around here. Although a lot of your posts aren't very long, a lot of them are relevant and I see a few posts that shows some real maturity, which is not common enough among people your age. Overall, you look like an alright guy, I think I can stand having you around here hehe.

Hopefully I'm right.

Therefore, starting today, you're now at the Apprentice phase of our recruitment process. You can read all about it, along with our rules and such, at the OP and the NGPD FAQ (check my sig). If you still have any questions, you're welcome to send me a PM. Before I forget, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Tails, head of the NGPD.

Dismissed, sergeant!
*salute*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 12:23:55 Reply

At 7/11/09 12:04 PM, TailsPrower wrote: First of all, I'd like to thank you for really pulling through for us there, Lizzardis! I know being the Roster Manager can be extremely demanding so I'm glad I got the right man for the job. If you'd like, we can discuss about ways to distribute the workload.

Hey I'm still not sure about my rosters even when I have checked, checked and triple checked them. I'm not bothered about the workload that much. I'm pretty quick at the rosters now, infect I think I need to be a bit slower, as I always miss something out. It should be OK when I go back home, as its hard to do the roster on only one screen, as at home I have two monitors, which is much easier.

So, for the moment tails, I'm OK. You will be the first to know if I have a problem. Oh and don't worry, I'll always pull through. You ever need me to do anything? I will do it!

Dismissed, sergeant!

Nice! Another apprentice! It seems like the NGPD is getting more popular within members. One leaves another joins!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 12:27:18 Reply

Bleh, I sucked this week. I got inhumanely busy, but should be alright this week.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 12:53:41 Reply

STOLEN:

ORIGINAL:
http://www.flashstuf.com/flash/genryusbl ade

The submitter in question has no connection with ShockAnime (actual authors). Also, the fact that he has no other flashes in relation to said group makes him even more suspicious. I tried accessing shockanime.com, but browsing that site hasn't been very conclusive. What do you guys think?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 13:24:53 Reply

Gee, you posted that at 12:53, and it's 1:23 now. It's been marked for admin-review already. :P

Meh, 29 points up isnt that great. It was a pretty busy week for me and a pretty slow week for the portal, from what i saw. At least we're getting another recruit, and i'm officially in the NGPD. This is really awesome, I get to know more people. Yay! :D

@Lizzardis: everyone makes mistakes. Especially on a site like this, doing a roster for something so unstable as the B/P system is pretty challenging. You deserve a cookie, good sir.

*salutes those supirior to me*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 14:53:02 Reply

At 7/11/09 01:24 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Gee, you posted that at 12:53, and it's 1:23 now. It's been marked for admin-review already. :P

Yeah no kidding. At first I was somewhat concerned that it was actually going to pass. Guess I was wrong hehe. Hopefully most of the flaggers did some research before blowing the whistle rather than believing the author's comment (he implied it was stolen).


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 21:46:20 Reply

At 7/10/09 05:48 PM, Porkchop wrote: What the hell happened to Perfect-Insanity? Last I heard, his internets were gone, and he couldnt come back.

That was forever ago, however. Has anybody heard from him?

Yeah, I'm here, lurking and all that good stuff from time to time, been kept busy by a part time job that has turned into a full time deal so ain't been on here much. Good job with the promotion best of luck if you decide to go to the EGB (they are still around right?)

At 7/10/09 07:08 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/10/09 05:48 PM, Porkchop wrote: That was forever ago, however. Has anybody heard from him?
Yeah his internets went down because of some horrific storm I think

Someone's done their homework

.....I hope he is OK

I'm fine, and my internets is back

.....I never got to know him as much as I know you guys.

all shall be revealed in time, and I'm assuming the portal is in the same horrendous shape it was when I
left, what happened to that Chris Beer fellow, and the Duck Division, are there anyone else that continuously spam the portal now, and just so I don't get this club banned what is the conversation limited to? I remember Malachy issuing some warnings a while back

anyone answers those questions for me and I'll probably be able to tentatively return

At 7/11/09 11:03 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Saturday 11th July 2009...

gotta say, you've managed not to fuck it up too terribly, good work, I sort of miss being roster manager

Anyway, just like to congratulate Tails for getting on the top 5 gainers

this is a rather large surprise, before long he'll be a Captain


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 22:01:08 Reply

At 7/11/09 01:24 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: @Lizzardis: everyone makes mistakes. Especially on a site like this, doing a roster for something so unstable as the B/P system is pretty challenging. You deserve a cookie, good sir.

Gee thanks. I never knew I was that good. Thanks!

*salutes those supirior to me*

*Blushes*

Gawsh!

At 7/11/09 09:46 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: (they are still around right?)

Yes they are. Around and fighting the good fight!

Someone's done their homework

Na, I've always known it. I found it shocking that your internet could go down because of it, and i just remember it now.

I'm fine, and my internets is back

Woop woop. Yey!

all shall be revealed in time, and I'm assuming the portal is in the same horrendous shape it was when I left, what happened to that Chris Beer fellow, and the Duck Division, are there anyone else that continuously spam the portal now, and just so I don't get this club banned what is the conversation limited to? I remember Malachy issuing some warnings a while back

Let me explain to you what has been going down on NG about spam and all of that:
~ There was a massive flash portal attack for the 500,000 submission to be submitted to NG
~ Once the art gallery was up the DD decided to upload child pornography
~ The same old DD submissions continued to be submitted.
~ Wade totally deleted the FF and the KK(?) I think.
~ And now people are creating alt accounts pretending to be mods (E.G replacing a letter to look the same. The mod life could be Iife but with a capital i instead of a lowercase L)
~ Within that, they are sending Pm's to them with web addresses which lead to a phising website and there accounts get hacked.
~ 2 mods got their accounts locked because of it and the people locked and deleted threads.....banned users and left the URL of the phisiing website in the ban message saying they could "appeal"

So yeah, the DD and Chris are bigger and badder than ever. Not to worry. The NGPD and the EGb are keeping a watchful eye on them!

anyone answers those questions for me and I'll probably be able to tentatively return

Done

gotta say, you've managed not to fuck it up too terribly, good work, I sort of miss being roster manager

Why thanks! If you really miss it....You can cover for me this Saturday as I'm off to Florida....

this is a rather large surprise, before long he'll be a Captain

Thats good! I want him to get one B/P before levelling up to private just to be at the top. Haha

I'm glad your OK man. Oh and if your life is getting hecktic don't forget to pop in once in a while so we know that your internets haven't gone down and that your OK!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 22:26:40 Reply

At 7/11/09 10:01 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Na, I've always known it. I found it shocking that your internet could go down because of it, and i just remember it now

Where I live my internet comes from a box on the side of the road that relays the telephone calls and internets, well during the storm a large, if not the largest, tree fell on the side dedicated to the internet, severing the phone lines as well. It didn't take long for the phone company to fix the phone side, but the damage to the internet side was extensive, so they only did a quick patch job to the phone side and just recently we got a shiny new box full of internets, I'll see if there aren't any pics around

At 7/11/09 09:46 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: anyone answers those questions for me and I'll probably be able to tentatively return
Done

not exactly, you left out the little bit of stuff about Malachy, but I can snoop that out for myself. Thanks for the briefing

Why thanks! If you really miss it....You can cover for me this Saturday as I'm off to Florida....

wish I could but Saturday is movie night at work, and I can honestly say I'm back to stay, I just voted on 7 UJ flashes


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 22:32:02 Reply

At 7/11/09 09:46 PM, perfect-insanity wrote:
At 7/10/09 05:48 PM, Porkchop wrote:
Epic return.

Missed you.
Good to have you back.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 22:53:11 Reply

At 7/11/09 10:26 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: not exactly, you left out the little bit of stuff about Malachy, but I can snoop that out for myself. Thanks for the briefing

Oh I'm sorry. I though explain about the DD and Chris Beer stuff! But anyway:
~ Malachy gave the NGPD its first warning a few months ago, i forgot when it is so I can't provide a link, sorry.
~ He gave us this because of the amount of chat and conversation that was going on which was un-related to NG. E.G "Hey I just passed my drivers license etc etc"
~ I'm not saying we CAN'T post that stuff, just not too often!
~ Then, if I am correct, he came in here giving us our second warning.
~ He threatened to lock the thread and even Poozy came in. Now we are cautious about what we talk about.
~ Some users made up some shitty rule about when you become an apprentice you HAVE to have a fab aura and you WILL get raped by a pineapple. (Weird I know)
~ Not forgetting the users who were spamming and all of that shit. They are now not allowed to post in here. Just so you know, they are SlntCobra and Krevzabijak. It saves you asking questions later about them.

Anything else I can help you with?

wish I could but Saturday is movie night at work, and I can honestly say I'm back to stay, I just voted on 7 UJ flashes

Dangit! Ah well, I will have to work around it! Oh and nice job! Thats a good start. I look forward to seeing you around!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-11 23:47:49 Reply

Gee, i didnt even know a whole lot about the Chris Beer/DD/FF/KK stuff. That all really surprised me, i mean i knew a bit about the FF and KK, but this is just insane. As i like to say, the serious internet is serious. :P

So far, i haven't seen any stolen flash games/movies today. Either i'm not getting on at the right time because of weird Timezones, or i'm just missing them.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 00:35:26 Reply

At 7/11/09 11:47 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: So far, i haven't seen any stolen flash games/movies today. Either i'm not getting on at the right time because of weird Timezones, or i'm just missing them.

No worries. I never really tend to get any. Manly because I don't go on any other flash sites apart from NG so I don't spot other games on other sites.

Its no biggy. If you don't spot one, no worries just sit back and try and help other people elsewhere on the site!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 11:35:08 Reply

At 7/11/09 11:47 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: So far, i haven't seen any stolen flash games/movies today.

That's not necessarily a bad thing. If there aren't any stolen flashes being submitted, then there's no need to feel bad about not finding any.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 11:39:04 Reply

At 7/12/09 11:35 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: That's not necessarily a bad thing. If there aren't any stolen flashes being submitted, then there's no need to feel bad about not finding any.

He speaks the truth. The fact that there are no stolen submissions could mean that people are actually getting the picture that it WILL get seen and that it WILL get reported!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 12:34:09 Reply

Well, 2 more mods got their accounts hijacked, and wreaked havoc on the BBS.
RohanTheBarbarian got his account banned for 30 days for being in a spam thread, among the countless number of users who got banned or had their post count decimated.

BBM suggests going here --> https://www.grc.com/passwords.htm to create a alpha-numeric string for a new password. It refreshes each time the page is accessed, so dont think i'm here to hax0r you guys. Remember, safety first is a must! Make sure that if you do peruse the site, make sure to keep your changed password somewhere that you can access it easily. You wouldnt want to get locked out, now would you?

I'd advise making sure that you change your e-mail accounts too. You dont want to be too careful with these guys on the loose.

That's my little announcement, and it's going to be copy-pasta'd over in the EGB. Have a good day, and a safe NG experience!

Also, pic of a dog with flowers.
:3

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 12:52:17 Reply

At 7/12/09 12:34 PM, Porkchop wrote: Have a good day, and a safe NG experience!

And if you look down the isle you will see your flight attendants getting ready to serve you with a wide range of delicious drinks and snacks!

Haha. Only joking Porkie. Thanks for the heads up. I will do that now!

Also, pic of a dog with flowers.

Cute!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 13:39:55 Reply

At 7/11/09 11:03 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Top 5 Gainers:
3.TailsPrower - 30
= 4.NeonFlame126 - 29

Tails, you bastard! How am I to surpass you when you get more than I do?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 13:52:13 Reply

At 7/12/09 12:34 PM, Porkchop wrote: Well, 2 more mods got their accounts hijacked, and wreaked havoc on the BBS.
RohanTheBarbarian got his account banned for 30 days for being in a spam thread, among the countless number of users who got banned or had their post count decimated.

And on my birthday no less >:(

Nah, it's cool, Wade lifted all the bans, but I nearly shat a brick when I logged in to make Bahamut's birthday thread and found I had a 30 day ban for making a spam thread about the phishing, for a minute I thought someone compromised my account and was using it to try and phish more.

Odyssic reacted fastest and made my birthday thread first, so if y'all wanna swing by, it'd be appreciated :)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 13:52:56 Reply

At 7/12/09 12:34 PM, Porkchop wrote: Well, 2 more mods got their accounts hijacked, and wreaked havoc on the BBS.

Suckafoos.

RohanTheBarbarian got his account banned for 30 days for being in a spam thread, among the countless number of users who got banned or had their post count decimated.

A month?! That's a tad bit harsh for just a spam thread. You sure it wasn't 3 days?

Also, pic of a dog with flowers.
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bitches don't know lol X3


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 13:59:32 Reply

Uhh, wow. See, my confusion is an excellent example of why i really need to keep up with the goings-on on Newgrounds.

So, Rohan, you aren't a mod anymore? Or am i confusing myself even more?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 14:14:46 Reply

At 7/12/09 01:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
RohanTheBarbarian got his account banned for 30 days for being in a spam thread, among the countless number of users who got banned or had their post count decimated.
A month?! That's a tad bit harsh for just a spam thread. You sure it wasn't 3 days?

Normally it would be, but the "spam thread" that I apparently made was non-existent, it was a ban form one of the hacked mod accounts, but it's all sorted now.

At 7/12/09 01:59 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Uhh, wow. See, my confusion is an excellent example of why i really need to keep up with the goings-on on Newgrounds.

So, Rohan, you aren't a mod anymore? Or am i confusing myself even more?

I was never a mod to start with, so I guess your confusion is getting the better of you again ;)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 16:02:44 Reply

At 7/11/09 12:04 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
Top 5 Gainers:
3.TailsPrower - 30
IN YOUR FACE, SPIFFEH!!!

You sir, deserve a CLAP, CLAP.

If I wasn't so busy I could probably kick your butt in B/P points, but for some reason I end up being more busy in the summer than I am when I have school... Go figure...

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 17:24:14 Reply

After just reading through about every post during that whole spam crisis, I gotta say that I was surprised, and that's all I'll leave it at. I don't want to bring back anything negative. I hope that there isn't a problem with me posting in here seeing as I am neither EGB or NGPD anymore. Again thanks for the info it's nice to know what I've missed


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-12 17:59:43 Reply

At 7/12/09 05:24 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: I hope that there isn't a problem with me posting in here seeing as I am neither EGB or NGPD anymore.

Na its fine with your posting here. I still post in this club even though I'm out of it. Hell, I missed this place so much, I'm now the roster manager! Muhaha. Maybe you could join the EGB if your feeling unsure about posting here.

Again thanks for the info it's nice to know what I've missed

No probs. I'm on here everyday so I know everything that goes on usually. Haha.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-13 04:16:18 Reply

It's the DD

What should be done?

I'm not even gonna open it.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-13 05:09:22 Reply

Hey, I just got my first police rank, and would like to join, thanks :D


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-13 05:52:02 Reply

At 7/13/09 05:09 AM, Sectus wrote: Hey, I just got my first police rank, and would like to join, thanks :D

Your posts look decent and fairly mature.

But the actual decision is up to Tails and MwMike.

Hooray a new recruit

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-07-13 10:38:07 Reply

Okay guys, big problem. That flash that Bdash posted before, i can't even open the page. My computer loads the background for Newgrounds, then starts wanting to print something! I can't close the printer-select page, (it's a good thing i have multiple printers, it might have started doing something) but the fact is, i can't report this flash.

I did however, check my Task Manager. There are no suspicious programs running, not even under the Processes tab. This is VERY serious.


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