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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 06:36:15 Reply

Being 20 is weird.

OH HI GUYS, LONG TIME NO?

TEABAGGIN' AIN'T EASY

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 10:18:45 Reply

At 6/2/09 06:36 AM, BobbaQ wrote: Being 20 is weird.

OH HI GUYS, LONG TIME NO?

It's my birthday today!!!
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May. 31, 2009 @ 7:50 AM EDT

You've been 20 for 3 days. You should have gotten over it by now. the biological transition isn't sudden.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 11:07:48 Reply

OK. I'm going to update my Excel file from 2 weeks ago and I'm quite lost due to me not being here much and the fact that X didn't do his last week.

Could you please tell me the following:
~ If you have leveled up in B/P
~ Who (If anybody) has left the NGPD within the last time I did a roster
and
~ If the apprentices will still be apprentices on Saturday.....

Thanks guys

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 11:30:55 Reply

At 6/2/09 11:07 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Thanks guys

My daddy-kins told me never to hand out my personal information.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 11:36:04 Reply

At 6/2/09 02:11 AM, Spartan204 wrote:
At 6/2/09 02:07 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I also want to put Dragon Skin in my sig, but I can't find room. Here's Part 2. I also threw in an F/A-22 RAPTOR in my sig in place of the cobra. In the back is a pic of the USS Ronald Wilson Reagan. Now that I'm in the EGB, I figured it was time to militarize my sig.
...... Are you actually proud of that thing?

Yes, what's wrong with having an F/A-22 RAPTOR, a Nimitz class aircraft carrier, and an M1A1 Abrams tank in my sig? Those are the best militaristic developments along side with Dragon Skin. I did my senior english paper in high school on military spending, my dad came up with the title "Ballots For Bullets" because I had presented it around early 2008. I still have the tri-fold poster board. Those are the best advancements and the best way to spend money to keep our troops safe. I mean, we wouldn't have the kind of military power we do now without research being put into tanks, aircraft carriers, our air force, and to top it all off, I support the US Military 100%. I'm a big military fan. I even have 3 or 4 pairs of cargo camouflage shorts.

To Spiffy, Sorry, I thought I saw CO, not OR, my bad.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 11:39:42 Reply

At 6/2/09 11:36 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I'm a big military fan. I even have 3 or 4 pairs of cargo camouflage shorts.

Oh well as am I, but I just think that your sig could use some better transitioning between the images, more focus on what you really want the sig to be, resizing, etc.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 12:00:02 Reply

Well I was trying to do my best with what I have. Being we only have a small limited area in which to work. That can become somewhat irritating at times. Also, I am in the EGB after all, so I just thought I should have my signature reflect that. That all I was going for really.

Remember, if anyone wants a new sig, feel free to PM me with the images you want me to use, the text and whatnot and I'll see what I can do.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 12:48:28 Reply

At 6/2/09 03:50 AM, Brick-top wrote:
At 6/2/09 03:46 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 6/2/09 03:15 AM, Brick-top wrote: I hate funerals.
Who died.
Nobody. I was doing a test. I said I hate funerals but I never said I went to one or anybody died. It's a statement about my feelings towards funerals, nothing more.

You failed the test.

I try to be sensitive to your needs and this is what I get?

Pfft. You just lost all my caring in the world.

Seriously? You sure you're okay? You need a little kissybooboo?
At 6/2/09 11:07 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Could you please tell me the following:
~ If you have leveled up in B/P

No, otherwise i'd be in the EGB

~ Who (If anybody) has left the NGPD within the last time I did a roster

That was stated earlier wasn't it? I don't know, you, Insanimation, Slnt.

and
~ If the apprentices will still be apprentices on Saturday.....

No clue. you look back and read.

At 6/2/09 11:36 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote


I support the US Military 100%. I'm a big military fan. I even have 3 or 4 pairs of cargo camouflage shorts.

Stupid army and their stupid new shit.

YES I have the RIGHT to RANT against them. Cause we get the seconds. Dragon Skin my ass. The army will get it first, then we'll get it twenty years later and they are done with them.

Camo shorts are so last year! You need some digis.

To Spiffy, Sorry, I thought I saw CO, not OR, my bad.

CO = OR now? Tssss. You failed my reading test.

At 6/2/09 11:39 AM, Spartan204 wrote:
Oh well as am I, but I just think that your sig could use some better transitioning between the images, more focus on what you really want the sig to be, resizing, etc.

Just listen to the sig pro. Look at the pretty pink one he did for me!!! =)

On another note anyone watched sportscenter yesterday or today?

DaaaWIGHT what are youuuu dooooiinnngg?

The man cracks me up.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 13:13:15 Reply

At 6/2/09 12:48 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
Nobody. I was doing a test. I said I hate funerals but I never said I went to one or anybody died. It's a statement about my feelings towards funerals, nothing more.

You failed the test.
I try to be sensitive to your needs and this is what I get?

Pfft. You just lost all my caring in the world.

What gives yourself the impression you cared to begin with?

Alcohol cures all. It's a proven fact. *disregard it being a depressant*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 14:26:41 Reply

At 6/2/09 01:13 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 6/2/09 12:48 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
Nobody. I was doing a test. I said I hate funerals but I never said I went to one or anybody died. It's a statement about my feelings towards funerals, nothing more.

You failed the test.
I try to be sensitive to your needs and this is what I get?

Pfft. You just lost all my caring in the world.
What gives yourself the impression you cared to begin with?

Alcohol cures all. It's a proven fact. *disregard it being a depressant*

You're right I didn't care.

*GULP**GULP**GULP*

*Puts down Jack bottle*

aaaaahhhhh (sigh of relief)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 15:44:49 Reply

I just recruited another one for the NGPD. Spiffy, you're gonna have a hayday wit this one. His posts check out and he meets the badge requirement. He's an avid user and well rounded too.

Spiffy, quick, pick more pineapples.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:06:10 Reply

At 6/2/09 03:45 PM, Techno wrote: Hey, i was wondering if i could join this spiffy little crew right here?

Looks like some nice users are in on it and sounds like fun.

can i?

Damn, so many new recruits lately.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:09:34 Reply

At 6/2/09 03:45 PM, Techno wrote: Hey, i was wondering if i could join this spiffy little crew right here?

You don't want to join spiffy. He's an alcoholic.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:12:26 Reply

At 6/2/09 04:06 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:
At 6/2/09 03:45 PM, Techno wrote: Hey, i was wondering if i could join this spiffy little crew right here?

Looks like some nice users are in on it and sounds like fun.

can i?
Damn, so many new recruits lately.

Oh my god, my poor rape shoes. I dont know how much rape they can handle.
ON A POSITIVE NOTE! My groundhog just became a father! I dont have a picture, but Scruffy (the father) was seen with his babies patroling our yard and eating my moms flowers. THEY"RE SO ADORABLE! Im so happy for Scruffy, he's our unofficial pet!
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:15:06 Reply

Nice little descriptive text in your sig Brick, you a Dragon fanatic as well or what?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:23:53 Reply

At 6/1/09 11:35 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: That should do it. Anything else gents?

No watermelon?
Ok, so now I'm an apprentice. Is that it? Do I pass the first part?


I'm a mod!/ Sign up for the NGPD, To Blam and Protect. Post in the thread if you want to join, all new recruits are welcome! :)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:26:25 Reply

At 6/2/09 04:15 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Nice little descriptive text in your sig Brick, you a Dragon fanatic as well or what?

The quote is from a 19th century writer and it appeared on the show Criminal Minds.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:29:40 Reply

At 6/2/09 03:45 PM, Techno wrote: Hey, i was wondering if i could join this spiffy little crew right here?

Looks like some nice users are in on it and sounds like fun.

can i?

OMG! *puts hand to head and faints*

*Fantansizes about PINEAPPLEASSRAPE with 5 apprentices*
*Then realizes it came true*

At 6/2/09 04:09 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 6/2/09 03:45 PM, Techno wrote: Hey, i was wondering if i could join this spiffy little crew right here?
You don't want to join spiffy. He's an alcoholic.

Yea that's definitely not a good idea. You probably can join the NGPD though!

ROFL

Ok we need to get some order in here. My head is just spinning way too much with the new amount of recruits.

Where is Tails in this moment of crisis.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:33:07 Reply

At 6/2/09 04:23 PM, Toiletpaper wrote:
At 6/1/09 11:35 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: That should do it. Anything else gents?
No watermelon?
Ok, so now I'm an apprentice. Is that it? Do I pass the first part?

Not yet, the apprenticeship is a week long and you have to switch to the FAB aura and Mike and Tails will watch you closely in the NGPD and if they think you're worthy, they will let you in. So you're not in the clear yet. Switch that aura probie.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:34:49 Reply

FIVE new probies?

I SHALL BATHE IN THE FABNESS

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:35:56 Reply

At 6/2/09 04:29 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Where is Tails in this moment of crisis.

In the time of crisis, sit down and relax. It's not a crisis if everyone's panicking.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:40:26 Reply

At 6/2/09 04:29 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
At 6/2/09 03:45 PM, Techno wrote: Hey, i was wondering if i could join this spiffy little crew right here?

Looks like some nice users are in on it and sounds like fun.

can i?
OMG! *puts hand to head and faints*

*Fantansizes about PINEAPPLEASSRAPE with 5 apprentices*
*Then realizes it came true*

At 6/2/09 04:09 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 6/2/09 03:45 PM, Techno wrote: Hey, i was wondering if i could join this spiffy little crew right here?
You don't want to join spiffy. He's an alcoholic.
Yea that's definitely not a good idea. You probably can join the NGPD though!

ROFL

Ok we need to get some order in here. My head is just spinning way too much with the new amount of recruits.

Where is Tails in this moment of crisis.

Wow, I knew you would've had a heart attack or something along the lines. You just enjoy the rape jokes, don't you? rofl, wow, I've never met an eccentric Marine before, usually you guys are all business and shit like that.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:40:38 Reply

Now LISTEN UP probies/apprentices!

Make sure you read the first page of this club and the FAQ and everything else that is on our official website.
You can join the forums on there too, although not a lot of us go there very often.

Remember what the purpose of this club is! Even if we've been going crazy over the new amount of you guys this is a club aimed at protecting the portal! We are pretty relax and will often join in conversation that has nothing to do with the Portal, but please try to stay on subject as much as possible, and don't make stupid posts or SPAM!

Now, if you have already gotten word from Tails or mike that you are accepted as apprentices, or once you get it, switch your aura to Fab, it is the only thing you are required to do as an apprentice, besides be the object of our rape fantasies and jokes.

Good luck!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:45:31 Reply

Ha! I like the way this place is becoming ever so popular. Pretty good really. However, I like the way no-one helped me by answering my questions. I just don't want to miss anything on this weeks roster that's all.

Oh and by the way, I think you guys are taking this whole rape thing too far. Its just getting annoying now with all the "OMG PINEAPPLE ASS RAPE" and "Is your ass still sore?"

Just my opinion.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 16:49:56 Reply

At 6/2/09 04:35 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 6/2/09 04:29 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Where is Tails in this moment of crisis.
In the time of crisis, sit down and relax. It's only a crisis if everyone's panicking.

Fixed for it's dramatic sexiness.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 17:01:54 Reply

Aw come on Lizzardis, why you gotta be a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington? The jokes are funny and you damn well know it.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 17:06:37 Reply

At 6/2/09 04:45 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Ha! I like the way this place is becoming ever so popular. Pretty good really. However, I like the way no-one helped me by answering my questions. I just don't want to miss anything on this weeks roster that's all.

It is kind of hard to keep track of the new recruits, but I did give you an answer!

Maybe once i'm done collecting all my sonny 2 medals i'll help ya out.

Oh and by the way, I think you guys are taking this whole rape thing too far. Its just getting annoying now with all the "OMG PINEAPPLE ASS RAPE" and "Is your ass still sore?"

Just my opinion.

Someone's in a bad mood today.

Do you need to be reminded how fun fruits are?

Enjoy the moment while it lasts. Plus you're in the EGB anyway so you have a refuge to go to if you can't stand our fruit rapes lol.

At 6/2/09 04:49 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 6/2/09 04:35 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 6/2/09 04:29 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Where is Tails in this moment of crisis.
In the time of crisis, sit down and relax. It's only a crisis if everyone's panicking.
Fixed for it's dramatic sexiness.

I liked the first one better.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 17:17:56 Reply

At 6/2/09 05:06 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
Fixed for it's dramatic sexiness.
I liked the first one better.

The second one has dramatic sexiness.

You can't deny the dramaticness.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 17:37:14 Reply

At 6/2/09 04:34 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: I SHALL BATHE IN THE FABNESS

<3fab

So has the department never been this active in the past? Most of you seem quite surprised in the amount of recruits joining.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-06-02 18:05:02 Reply

At 6/2/09 05:57 PM, Techno wrote: Cobra informed me over AIM that i had to make my aura fab for like a week, which i ain't doing, sorry.

How dare you.


I'm a mod!/ Sign up for the NGPD, To Blam and Protect. Post in the thread if you want to join, all new recruits are welcome! :)

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