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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-28 22:50:36 Reply

At 5/28/09 07:02 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:
At 5/28/09 05:58 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: I was wondering the same thing.

On a good note, I got my silver whistle back! WOOT WOOT
Ugh, and I can't get this piece of shit out of garbage. I'm on the verge of giving up..

*cough* Teamwork, private message. *sneeze.*

Also, I think I pulled an intercostal rib muscle by laughing too hard at a thread on a certain message board that shall not be named, where everyone rewords a paragraph or two from a good song, and people have to guess the title.
Oh my god, that killed me. Do you think making a thread like that in General would take off? Or is that too much against the rules? Because I really freaking enjoyed it.

But maybe it would be too far over all the 12 year olds' heads.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 01:37:58 Reply

At 5/28/09 10:50 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
*cough* Teamwork, private message. *sneeze.*

Fine I'll give you a bit of credit ROFL

Also,

But maybe it would be too far over all the 12 year olds' heads.

I don't know, don't 12 year old populate said board anyway? lol

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 03:02:48 Reply

At 5/29/09 01:37 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Fine I'll give you a bit of credit ROFL

I meant I sent HIM one. Oops. &.... I was also going to type something else here, and it was funny. but I forgot since my head hurts so bad and that last episode of CSI I just watched was so awesome. Jorja's cute.

So yeah. Uh... Forgot what I was going to type.

I love Liz Feldman.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 10:13:24 Reply

At 5/29/09 03:02 AM, KrevZabijak wrote:
I love Liz

I know I really real...

Feldman.

Awww :'(

Anyway, where's my *Cough* Teamwork....I feel left out.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 12:05:35 Reply

Hahahahah!!!! I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious xD
That's why you're so awesome!!!

And next PM, is coming your way later this afternoon.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 12:25:07 Reply

Did I miss something here? Is there something going on in your news posts like Idiot-Finder's stories and he PMs all who are subscribed?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 13:01:25 Reply

At 5/29/09 12:05 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Hahahahah!!!! I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious xD
That's why you're so awesome!!!

Cool. I like making people laugh! Thanks for the compliment!


And next PM, is coming your way later this afternoon.

I will expect it to be sealed with a kiss since you got the rooster=/=roster into my head. Haha

;)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 13:21:59 Reply

At 5/29/09 12:25 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Did I miss something here?

You're not the only one. Would someone mind explaining what the hell is going on here?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 13:59:37 Reply

At 5/29/09 01:21 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 5/29/09 12:25 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Did I miss something here?
You're not the only one. Would someone mind explaining what the hell is going on here?

Basically, Spiffy got a shiny new whistle, yet failed to mention that Krev helped him via the PM system. I then said I would like some help, and now we are all helping each other....Sort of.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 15:00:59 Reply

At 5/29/09 01:59 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Basically, Spiffy got a shiny new whistle, yet failed to mention that Krev helped him via the PM system. I then said I would like some help, and now we are all helping each other....Sort of.

Ah, OK. Now I get it.

...Actually, I have my own little plan for PM whistle help, but it'll likely take a long time to work. And since I'm pretty sure Malachy is still watching this thread, I'm not going to ruin it by putting said plan here.

No, it doesn't break any rules, it would just work better without everyone being able to derail it with misguided contributions, that's all.
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 15:18:05 Reply

What are you all going on about now?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 15:39:10 Reply

At 5/29/09 03:18 PM, Spartan204 wrote: What are you all going on about now?

Holy Christ asspounding a midget, where the hell have you been?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 16:17:39 Reply

Stolen flash:

Original site: http://www.onemorelevel.com/warp-bush.ph p

Hell, the author practically admits on his userpage that he doesn't have the ability to make games at all.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 16:34:43 Reply

At 5/29/09 03:39 PM, Porkchop wrote: Holy Christ asspounding a midget, where the hell have you been?

Pounding ass? xD

At 5/29/09 04:17 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Stolen flash:

Good find SH. Nice one!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 18:31:09 Reply

Excuse me guys, would anyone mind checking to see if I'm eligible for the NGPD?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 18:45:27 Reply

At 5/29/09 06:31 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Excuse me guys, would anyone mind checking to see if I'm eligible for the NGPD?

Yes, you are eligible.

Would you like to apply for a spot?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 18:59:43 Reply

At 5/29/09 06:31 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Excuse me guys, would anyone mind checking to see if I'm eligible for the NGPD?

Ha, I remember helping you out with the angry sniper vid.

Well, your posts arent bad, you're of rank, it's up to TailsPrower or mwmike.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 19:12:53 Reply

At 5/28/09 02:44 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: well, i'm un-banned. it was a long while, and i sort of forgot about newgrounds for a while but i'm back. may not be super active, but i'm back. anyone care to fill me in on what i missed while i was gone?

I got banned because of you.

I'll send you the bill.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 19:18:24 Reply

Hey, guys! I haven't checked in here for a while! How's everyone doing?

Best coupla days of my life. ;)
At 5/29/09 06:31 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Excuse me guys, would anyone mind checking to see if I'm eligible for the NGPD?

HEY! I KNOW YOU! Remember me? SURE, you're eligible. It's not up to me if you get in or not, but.....you can try out, if you want. :D

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 19:22:25 Reply

At 5/29/09 07:18 PM, Elder wrote: Hey, guys! I haven't checked in here for a while! How's everyone doing?

I'm good thanks Elder. And how about you?

Best coupla days of my life. ;)

Why? Did something amazing happen? Fill us in! Come on!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 19:37:31 Reply

I'm very drunk. I've done a 10 hour shift in boiling hot sun and then went to a birthday party. My head is throbbing, my legs are numb, I feel like collapsing.

But the potato salad was absolutely delicious.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 19:50:36 Reply

At 5/29/09 07:37 PM, Brick-top wrote: But the potato salad was absolutely delicious.

Well, what are you complaining about then?

On a random note: I'll probably be disappearing for a week tomorrow. I'm getting stuck on a random island as part of my uni degree. Don't ask.
It might have internet access, it might not. We'll see soon enough. If no-one hears anything from me for the next 6 days or so, you now know why.

See ya later. :)

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 20:02:51 Reply

At 5/29/09 06:59 PM, Porkchop wrote:
Ha, I remember helping you out with the angry sniper vid.

Well, your posts arent bad, you're of rank, it's up to TailsPrower or mwmike.

So i just need to wait for one of their approval?Should i pm one of them?


A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 20:04:52 Reply

At 5/29/09 08:02 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 5/29/09 06:59 PM, Porkchop wrote:
Ha, I remember helping you out with the angry sniper vid.

Well, your posts arent bad, you're of rank, it's up to TailsPrower or mwmike.
So i just need to wait for one of their approval?Should i pm one of them?

Nah, just wait until they come by the thread and see your application.

Patience, young grasshopper.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 20:08:31 Reply

At 5/29/09 08:04 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:
Nah, just wait until they come by the thread and see your application.

Patience, young grasshopper.

Well last night i pmd Tails, he said that he would accept me, but wanted the members to do it for him.(he was too lazy)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 20:18:48 Reply

At 5/29/09 07:50 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: On a random note: I'll probably be disappearing for a week tomorrow. I'm getting stuck on a random island as part of my uni degree. Don't ask.

Too late I'm asking.

All the details don't spare on the gore.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 21:25:11 Reply

is this forum always dead like this?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 21:28:18 Reply

At 5/29/09 09:25 PM, lawlmaster wrote: is this forum always dead like this?

No, it really depends on the time of day.

Also, C & C is nothing like general. There, you get a response within seconds. This area of the BBS isn't for +1 posts like there. Also, a lot of users just stick to general. This place just has less population.

As you can see by the number of posts in some threads, this place still get's a lot of traffic.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 22:02:31 Reply

At 5/29/09 09:28 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:
No, it really depends on the time of day.

Also, C & C is nothing like general. There, you get a response within seconds. This area of the BBS isn't for +1 posts like there. Also, a lot of users just stick to general. This place just has less population.

As you can see by the number of posts in some threads, this place still get's a lot of traffic.

Oh ok then. So it's more of "i'll post then come back later" right?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-05-29 22:27:24 Reply

Hello! First time posting in this thread. I would like to apply for membership in the NGPD, if no one here minds :)

Currently, I have the 'Police Lieutenant' rank, and a 1000+ BBS posts. I believe I meet the requirements to pass Preliminary Inspection.