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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 20:05:10 Reply

You know, after a certain period of time, maybe it's the Stockholm syndrome, but I enjoy everytime Chris Beer puts out a flash. Here are a few reasons why.

One: I laugh at all the morons that get super offended that it passes judgment, there is nothing we can do about it, since he probably is using an auto vote bot and a bunch of alts.

Two: I laugh at him, for still wasting his time doing this and submitting the same crap over and over again.

Three: Bunch of free abusive reviews, because of number ones that unleash their rage in a review.

Four: I know that eventually Wade goes and deletes all his accounts and flashes immediately, and then the cycle starts all over again.

Five: He thinks he's the shit, but I know better, and that really makes me laugh.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 20:22:20 Reply

At 4/18/09 08:05 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: He thinks he's the shit, but I know better, and that really makes me laugh.

Honestly, that's not really how the (average) mind of a spammer works. You really just do all of it for a few good shits and giggles because you simply act like you think your God's gift to the Earth and then laugh your ass of at the community's response.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 20:27:28 Reply

At 4/18/09 08:22 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
At 4/18/09 08:05 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: He thinks he's the shit, but I know better, and that really makes me laugh.
Honestly, that's not really how the (average) mind of a spammer works. You really just do all of it for a few good shits and giggles because you simply act like you think your God's gift to the Earth and then laugh your ass of at the community's response.

I figured that getting those laughs made him think he was the shit.

My point was that if he gets laughs by making fun of people on the internet, then he his sadly mistaken about his being the shit status.

I don't know if you really understand what I'm trying to point out.

This isn't RL we're talking about. He's not pawning people IRL. He's pawning himself by wasting so much time to get his shit off on the internet...

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 21:28:11 Reply

I've got a bottle of wine and fully stocked fridge of beer, who's going to have a drink with Uncle Bricky?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 21:35:08 Reply

At 4/18/09 09:28 PM, Brick-top wrote: I've got a bottle of wine and fully stocked fridge of beer, who's going to have a drink with Uncle Bricky?

Where's the Jack Daniels?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 21:39:18 Reply

At 4/18/09 09:35 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:
At 4/18/09 09:28 PM, Brick-top wrote: I've got a bottle of wine and fully stocked fridge of beer, who's going to have a drink with Uncle Bricky?
Where's the Jack Daniels?

It's gone, I finished it about 2 weeks ago, which was weird for me. I only ever drink Jack Daniels during Christmas/New year. I've been doing it since I was 16 and it never changed till this year.

Good God that was weird, and the wine is finished.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 21:49:16 Reply

At 4/18/09 09:39 PM, Brick-top wrote: Good God that was weird, and the wine is finished.

Eh, okay.

Throw me a beer, it'll have to do.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 21:54:30 Reply

At 4/18/09 09:49 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Throw me a beer, it'll have to do.

Too late you've cider instead.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 21:59:26 Reply

At 4/18/09 09:54 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 4/18/09 09:49 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Throw me a beer, it'll have to do.
Too late you've cider instead.

Curses! How can I be too late only me and you are posting right now!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 22:01:13 Reply

At 4/18/09 09:59 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Curses! How can I be too late only me and you are posting right now!

I drink violently vast amounts of alcohol in a very short time. Grab what you can get.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 22:02:47 Reply

At 4/18/09 10:01 PM, Brick-top wrote: Grab what you can get.

..... I thought you said it was all gone?

I've got my eyes on you...

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 22:10:25 Reply

At 4/18/09 10:02 PM, Spartan204 wrote: ..... I thought you said it was all gone?

Nah, just the Jack Daniels is gone.

At 4/18/09 10:01 PM, Brick-top wrote: I drink violently vast amounts of alcohol in a very short time. Grab what you can get.

Ight, I'll take the Red Bull and Vodka.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 22:32:49 Reply

At 4/18/09 10:02 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
At 4/18/09 10:01 PM, Brick-top wrote: Grab what you can get.
..... I thought you said it was all gone?

No, I said the Jack Daniels, beer and wine was all gone. There is still lager, cider and I think there are a few bottles of ale somewhere.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 22:38:18 Reply

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A resubmission of a flash that was blammed not too long ago.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 22:48:51 Reply

At 4/18/09 10:38 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 2140
A resubmission of a flash that was blammed not too long ago.

And then this submission got his by a bus.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-18 23:42:48 Reply

Same thing as my last post, resubmitted.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 00:54:54 Reply

Neon, please post the obit links when stating a flash has been resubmitted without any changes whatsoever.

Danke.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 09:33:16 Reply

At 4/18/09 10:01 PM, Brick-top wrote:
At 4/18/09 09:59 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Curses! How can I be too late only me and you are posting right now!
I drink violently vast amounts of alcohol in a very short time. Grab what you can get.

I'll bring the Patron Silver. Yummy :D

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 09:57:25 Reply

Woah, whats with everyone going pink?
Almost makes me wanna change my aura again...


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 10:50:23 Reply

Yeah that's what I want to know.

WTF?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 11:05:27 Reply

At 4/19/09 10:50 AM, bdash1990 wrote: Yeah that's what I want to know.

WTF?

One user (possibly Spiffy) changed his aura, and it started a bandwagon that about half of our active members hopped on. It's pretty much over now. I'll probably change back to light in the next few days.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 11:08:51 Reply

*Peeks head up from underground bunker*
Is it over?
Whew, I was worried for awhile there.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 11:39:01 Reply

If one more fab (Crawford) shows up then the NGPD has definitely gone fab. Luckily, I maintain a fair balance between the two sides, making me immune to the menacing pink.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 11:43:13 Reply

At 4/19/09 11:39 AM, TailsPrower wrote: If one more fab (Crawford) shows up then the NGPD has definitely gone fab. Luckily, I maintain a fair balance between the two sides, making me immune to the menacing pink.

And I, as I'm sure you all know, REFUSE TO BECOME.... Faaaaaaabulous.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 14:25:14 Reply

Since nothing else is really going on (other than pink), I'm gonna go ahead and say that I want to start a new club.

Now, this might not have much to do with here, but it'll be called The NG Apocalypse Survivors. It'll be a club to discuss, debate on, and find good answers to the coming Apocalypse of the Earth. Whether it be through Nuclear war, asteroids, super-volcano explosion, etc. This has kinda been inspired by the History Channel's end of the earth weekend marathon.

So, anyone think this is a good idea?

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 14:43:14 Reply

At 4/19/09 02:25 PM, Elder500 wrote:

It'll be a club to discuss, debate on, and find good answers to the coming Apocalypse of the Earth. Whether it be through Nuclear war, asteroids, super-volcano explosion.

How about whether or not it's just a load of crap.

I mean Am I the only person who thinks this is just yet another mass hysteria about NOTHING? Like Y2K?

Really, you guys don't just buy into this BS... do you?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 15:01:02 Reply

At 4/19/09 02:43 PM, bdash1990 wrote: I mean Am I the only person who thinks this is just yet another mass hysteria about NOTHING? Like Y2K?

Every single apocalyptic prediction has never came true (obviously) so discussion about the overly common ones is useless unless evidence can suggest these events are going to occur.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 15:04:13 Reply

At 4/19/09 02:43 PM, bdash1990 wrote:
I mean Am I the only person who thinks this is just yet another mass hysteria about NOTHING? Like Y2K?

Really, you guys don't just buy into this BS... do you?

Bah, what are you talking about... we're all gonna blow up on December 21st 2012! duh!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 15:04:15 Reply

You're not understanding the concepts. You're comparing this to Y2K, but people aren't jumping and screaming that everything I said is going to happen. The fact is, there's a chance. There's a chance of Nuclear War, there's a chance of the asteroid hitting, there's a big chance of solar storms. I'm not trying to make one of those cults where I say everyone's going to die tomorrow, because magic lightning will strike invisible life cords in the sky.

What I am saying is that in a few years, an asteroid will pass close to the Earth, and depending on its path, it might hit the Earth a few years later. That's why scientists are finding ways now to use gravity to launch it off course, so it doesn't hit the Earth. It's not bullshit, its facts of science.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-04-19 15:12:24 Reply

At 4/19/09 03:04 PM, Elder500 wrote:

It's not bullshit, its facts of science.

Oh, you and all your precious science, aka high tech sorcery!

Sorcery I say!

And come on spiffy, of all people i expected you to be the least crazy.

but your kidding right?


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