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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 01:53:48


At 2/2/09 12:50 AM, hawkkid777 wrote:
At 2/2/09 12:45 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: That was an incredible play. Although, afterward, he was tired and breathless like fuck. roflmfao!!
Did anyone else see him beating up another player!? I mean c'mon, are you guys denying it or something?!

Nope, he was just "fun-wrestling" with the guy.

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Newgrounds Police Dept.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 01:56:29


At 2/2/09 01:46 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 2/2/09 12:50 AM, hawkkid777 wrote:
At 2/2/09 12:45 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: That was an incredible play. Although, afterward, he was tired and breathless like fuck. roflmfao!!
Did anyone else see him beating up another player!? I mean c'mon, are you guys denying it or something?!
Yeah I saw that shit...he was punching him holding him down, and when he got up, shoved him over flat. (Was that the same guy that did the 100-yard run, though?)

But then again, this game had so many fouls left-and-right, it was brutal.

All I'm looking forward to is how the Cowboys will be handling things differently next season...our loss was embarrassing, and I hope they become the next in the NFL to get 6 Super Bowl wins.

Yea, it was the same guy, and my previous post is a Bill Engvall joke, no offense is meant at all. Yea, that was more than unsportsmanlike conduct, that was grounds for NFL Expulsion if you ask me. For all they're getting paid, they should know better than that. Also, it was mostly the Cardinals who were getting the Flags. Only the Steelers got like 6 at the most. Cardinals got like 15. IDRK, I lost count after a while, it just got embarrassing for them.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 02:10:54


The Cardinals got an almost comical amount of flags, but the Steelers had more than just six, me-thinks...I remember, because I cheered at each one; I was rooting for the Cardinals specifically so the Steeler's WOULDN'T have Six Super Bowl wins...

Damn, and the Cards could have won, too...so fucking close.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 11:20:48


Ok you guys watch the super bowl i don't so i'm just going to do an NG portal update here.

Portal Update

The only flashes i find that are a problem are from the FFF (Again!)

Thats it for now, just thought i would point them out seen as they are from the FFF.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 15:43:36


At 2/2/09 11:20 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Thats it for now, just thought i would point them out seen as they are from the FFF.

Don't bother, giving them attention is the worst thing you can do. Something that may sound strange, but is definitely true, is that ignorance is a virtue with people like Chris Beer. Since Wade killed them off most of their members just gave up, with the exception of him. If people stopped reviewing his Flashes and discussing them in the forums as much then he'd realize that no one give a shit about him, and there's no point for his spamming. In reality, everryone do give a shit, and we should, but showing that we do isn't the right thing to do. We can help the admins out with dealing them in whatever way, but linking to all of their Flashes isn't the right thing to do.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 17:03:44


Okay, this is getting annoying. Like what mike said, don't bother. If it's just spam, then take care of it but don't post it here. We're not a blam crew as we've previously established. I mean, why else would you post links here? To get it blammed - and it's pretty obvious that's your intention whether or not you're aware of it. You came here thinking that we're here to clean up the portal, and you're right, but we're doing by the books which does not include biased judgment towards any group, regardless of their reputation.

ONLY post links to submissions if they're UNDENIABLY abusive. Spam is NOT abusive. Last warning, this goes for everyone. Understood?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 17:53:26


YES SIR!

*Salutes TailsPrower*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 18:01:21


I wish Spam was considered abusive but oh well...

*Salutes Tails*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 18:02:07


At 2/2/09 05:53 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: YES SIR!

*Salutes TailsPrower*

Just a quick reminder, you don't need to salute after every one of your posts. I used to do it when I first joined the force, and I realized that it wasn't in the least bit necessary. There's nothing against it, though; so feel free to salute as much as you want.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 18:43:06


At 2/2/09 06:02 PM, mwmike wrote:
At 2/2/09 05:53 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: YES SIR!

*Salutes TailsPrower*
Just a quick reminder, you don't need to salute after every one of your posts. I used to do it when I first joined the force, and I realized that it wasn't in the least bit necessary.

Ignore that, You're supposed to salute the team rapist (me) or tails.

kidding, no real need to salute.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 18:52:15


I use to salute on every post here when I first started to. I just thought it was cool because there is only two places in the BBS were it is acceptable to do so.

***Salutes***


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 19:41:40


At 2/2/09 06:52 PM, djconnect wrote: I use to salute on every post here when I first started to. I just thought it was cool because there is only two places in the BBS were it is acceptable to do so.

***Salutes***

I remember that the Barracks used to do it back in the day, I don't know if they keep the old tradition anymore though. Probably on really special occasions by one of their oldfags, old enough to actually recall the ancient art of teh salute :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 22:04:01


NGPD Roster -Monday February 2, 2009

Good Day for me today, apart from it being ground hog day, report cards went home, my lowest mark was an 88% highest was a 99%
this week features the top 6 as I feel like recognizing a hard worker who came so close to making the cut
pigeonmaster got a name change, as such all links to his user page are now dead on freewebs
congrats to all

~perfect-insanity~

Rank Ups

SlntCobra1, Police Officer

Top 6 Gainers

Insanimation - 178
Lizzardis - 105
ThePigeonMaster - 102
Ninja-Without-Sight - 82
mwmike - 61
Eroth221 - 60

Entering the List

ThePigeonMaster, Police Captain (not really it's just a name change)
SlntCobra1, Police Officer
Lizzardis, Police Officer

Leaving the List

none

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The Debaters

No.## ||[+\-]|| [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 01 || __ || [ 2290 ] || [ 0102 ] || [ 014.6 ] || ThePigeonMaster, Police Captain
>>> 02 || __ || [ 2162 ] || [ 0060 ] || [ 008.6 ] || Eroth221, Police Captain
>>> 03 || __ || [ 1956 ] || [ 0028 ] || [ 004.0 ] || sinskae, Police Lieutenent
>>> 04 || +1 || [ 1929 ] || [ 0016 ] || [ 002.3 ] || Crusher117, Police Lieutenent
>>> 05 || - 1 || [ 1920 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Spartan204, Police Lieutenant
>>> 06 || __ || [ 1757 ] || [ 0017 ] || [ 002.4 ] || Phobotech, Police Lieutenent
>>> 07 || __ || [ 1690 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || MrAngel, Police Lieutenent
>>> 08 || __ || [ 1619 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || TailsPrower, Police Lieutenant
>>> 09 || __ || [ 1469 ] || [ 0016 ] || [ 002.3 ] || NeonFlame126, Police Sergeant
>>> 10 || __ || [ 1417 ] || [ 0001 ] || [ 000.1 ] || Gu-rrilla, Police Sergeant
>>> 11 || +2 || [ 1296 ] || [ 0178 ] || [ 025.4 ] || Insanimation, Police Segeant
>>> 12 || - 1 || [ 1227 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || PowerPrower, Police Sergeant
>>> 13 || - 1 || [ 1187 ] || [ 0061 ] || [ 008.7 ] || mwmike, Police Sergeant
>>> 14 || __ || [ 1101 ] || [ 0082 ] || [ 011.7 ] || Ninja-Without-Sight, Police Sergeant
>>> 15 || __ || [ 0860 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || ZiggyZack99, Police Officer
>>> 16 || __ || [ 0852 ] || [ 0001 ] || [ 000.1 ] || xthesnafx, Police Officer
>>> 17 || __ || [ 0796 ] || [ 0001 ] || [ 000.1 ] || JimmyDimples, Police Officer
>>> 18 || __ || [ 0612 ] || [ 0105 ] || [ 015.0 ] || Lizzardis, Police Officer
>>> 18 || __ || [ 0609 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Lebastic, Police Officer
>>> 20 || __ || [ 0599 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || SonicSheep, Police Officer
>>> 21 || __ || [ 0579 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || MrCrawford, Police Officer
>>> 22 || __ || [ 0557 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || RS200, Police Officer
>>> 23 || __ || [ 0534 ] || [ 0006 ] || [ 000.9 ] || hawkkid777, Police Officer
>>> 24 || __ || [ 0508 ] || [ 0031 ] || [ 004.4 ] || SlntCobra1, Police Officer
>>> 25 || __ || [ 0464 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Dejanus, Portal Security

Apprentices

none

Link to Previous Roster


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 22:27:23


At 2/2/09 10:04 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: this week features the top 6 as I feel like recognizing a hard worker who came so close to making the cut
mwmike - 61
Eroth221 - 60

......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!111!!11


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-02 23:29:14


At 2/2/09 10:04 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: NGPD Roster -Monday February 2, 2009

: Rank Ups


SlntCobra1, Police Officer:

No.## ||[+\-]|| [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Name, Rank]

>>> 18 || __ || [ 0612 ] || [ 0105 ] || [ 015.0 ] || Lizzardis, Police Officer
>>> 23 || __ || [ 0534 ] || [ 0006 ] || [ 000.9 ] || hawkkid777, Police Officer

: >>> 24 || __ || [ 0508 ] || [ 0031 ] || [ 004.4 ] || SlntCobra1, Police Officer

>>> 25 || __ || [ 0464 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || Dejanus, Portal Security

Apprentices

none

Link to Previous Roster

HELL YEA! I am no longer an apprentice!!! Sweet!!! I was beginning to wonder, "If the apprenticeship entails some sort of "shadowing" how would I know who is shadowing me and where?" Oh well, IRDC RIGHT NOW! I'M NOW A FULL FLEDGED MEMBER! FUCK YEA!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 04:33:31


Fuck, Insanimation has really outpaced us all again this week. I'm going to need to go on a blam rampage soon if I want to narrow the gap even slightly.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 11:16:34


At 2/2/09 10:04 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: Top 6 Gainers

Lizzardis - 105

YES!!!
Wow thats alot considering i only B/P'ed only a few days.
Well done to the other guys B/P's too.

Entering the List

Lizzardis, Police Officer

WOOHOO! I'm not an apprentice any more! That was quick!
Cheers guys. Wow my first roster, that was good, haha


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 13:16:38


HELL YES! YIPPEEE!!

Check this,

28. The Uoo
29. Help Prevent Racism!!!
30. [SS] fUCK_u r0mS
31. Faggotraptor episode 2

32. Squares:Reloaded
33. [FF] Ruby Madness!

I blew my whistle on the above bold, italic, and underlined terms, and they got blammed!! FUCK YEA!! The System DIDN'T FAIL! SWEET!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 13:36:00


At 2/2/09 10:27 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 2/2/09 10:04 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: this week features the top 6 as I feel like recognizing a hard worker who came so close to making the cut
mwmike - 61
Eroth221 - 60
......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!111!!11

Haha! Yeah Yeah! I know, real funny. Thanks for the top six just for me. And although 60 is a little low for my standards, I am very very proud of it because almost all of the 60 was made with blamming, not saving. And I will get the last laugh Tails, just you wait and see!

:As he leaves, nothing but a faint chuckle can be heard.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 15:06:16


At 2/3/09 01:16 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I blew my whistle on the above bold, italic, and underlined terms, and they got blammed!! FUCK YEA!! The System DIDN'T FAIL! SWEET!

Blowing your whistle on Flashes just because they were spam? That's never a good idea; seeing as spamming the portal isn't an offense that you're supposed to blow the whistle for. If a Flash is blammed, then the admins won't review it, though if it passes, then you're going to lose out on a lot of whistle points, so don't flag unless you're absolutely sure that it's stolen, malicious or unsuitable.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 15:39:58


At 2/2/09 10:04 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: Good Day for me today, apart from it being ground hog day, report cards went home, my lowest mark was an 88% highest was a 99%

Nice one, congrats!

Rank Ups

SlntCobra1, Police Officer

Congratulations!


Top 6 Gainers

Insanimation - 178
Lizzardis - 105
ThePigeonMaster - 102
Ninja-Without-Sight - 82
mwmike - 61
Eroth221 - 60

Woo! This week was fairly prolific..Probably not half as much next week...


Entering the List

ThePigeonMaster, Police Captain (not really it's just a name change)
SlntCobra1, Police Officer
Lizzardis, Police Officer

Welcome, guys (except TPM)! Have fun!

No.## ||[+\-]|| [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 11 || +2 || [ 1296 ] || [ 0178 ] || [ 025.4 ] || Insanimation, Police Segeant

+2? Awesome! Also, I should rank up in a few weeks :D


GOTPENMUSTFLASH!

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 17:26:45


At 2/2/09 10:04 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: No.## ||[+\-]|| [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 08 || __ || [ 1619 ] || [ 0000 ] || [ 000.0 ] || TailsPrower, Police Lieutenant
>>> 09 || __ || [ 1469 ] || [ 0016 ] || [ 002.3 ] || NeonFlame126, Police Sergeant

Soon, Tails, soon. In less than a year I will definitely be a higher rank than you.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 17:37:48


Hey I'm just posing here to say hi.
Hi.

Since you're talking about the roster, congrats to the winners, all of them did a great work. I see three people got over 100 points, that's great! And Insanimation's gain was really big, keep it up guys!
Also congrats to SlntCobra1 for the rank up.
Good job with the roster, perfect-insanity!

At 2/3/09 01:16 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I blew my whistle on the above bold, italic, and underlined terms, and they got blammed!! FUCK YEA!! The System DIDN'T FAIL! SWEET!

Use the whistle to report flashes which break the rules. For those who are just plain crap, use the "0" button. The whistle does not affect a submission's score.
And the system never fails, the people do :(

And be sure to do the monthly voting, guys! Now thousands of extra people can participate in this, check out Tom's last post :)

So don't miss me, I'm still around here in somewhere...
Cheers!

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 17:39:25


At 2/3/09 05:26 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Soon, Tails, soon. In less than a year I will definitely be a higher rank than you.

Not if I have anything to say about that >:((((

Once summer comes around, there'll a 12.97% chance that I'll resume b/p'ing to some extent and then I'll be on the high road towards that captain badge!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 17:40:59


Hey guys how is it going? I got declined from the EGB for some reason :3 Also It's my birthday :3

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 19:12:01


At 2/3/09 05:40 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Hey guys how is it going? I got declined from the EGB for some reason :3 Also It's my birthday :3

Hey, you were born on the same day that Ritchie Valens died in his plane crash. Happy birthday, I suppose. Sucks to hear you got declined, why'd they turn you down?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 19:50:48


At 2/3/09 05:40 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Hey guys how is it going? I got declined from the EGB for some reason :3 Also It's my birthday :3

I do not know for sure, but I bet it was because your save to blam ratio is way over 3. According to a previous post, they will not take members with a huge difference between saves and blams.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 20:48:19


At 2/3/09 07:50 PM, Eroth221 wrote:
At 2/3/09 05:40 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Hey guys how is it going? I got declined from the EGB for some reason :3 Also It's my birthday :3
I do not know for sure, but I bet it was because your save to blam ratio is way over 3. According to a previous post, they will not take members with a huge difference between saves and blams.

Some people who want to join the EGB may be worried because of what you just said, but it's not true at all. It's true that we do prefer members whose ratio is balanced, but that doesn't mean we'll reject people just because they P/B ratio is a little big.

Phantom's post here explains why sirtom93 got rejected.
Even some of the EGB members have a big P/B ratio, from the top off my head, Mendou is one of them.

I just said this because I don't want people who are planning to join the EGB to worry too much about it.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 21:00:03


At 2/3/09 08:48 PM, Ismael92 wrote:
At 2/3/09 07:50 PM, Eroth221 wrote:
At 2/3/09 05:40 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Hey guys how is it going? I got declined from the EGB for some reason :3 Also It's my birthday :3
I do not know for sure, but I bet it was because your save to blam ratio is way over 3. According to a previous post, they will not take members with a huge difference between saves and blams.
Some people who want to join the EGB may be worried because of what you just said, but it's not true at all. It's true that we do prefer members whose ratio is balanced, but that doesn't mean we'll reject people just because they P/B ratio is a little big.

Phantom's post here explains why sirtom93 got rejected.
Even some of the EGB members have a big P/B ratio, from the top off my head, Mendou is one of them.

I just said this because I don't want people who are planning to join the EGB to worry too much about it.

Oh ok, I see. That makes a lot of sense. It definitely takes a lot more to get into the EGB then I had originally thought. I am glad they like to make sure the members have a lot of experience as a member of newgrounds and needs to be well rounded. I can see I have a lot of work to do before I can even consider myself acceptable. Thanks for the info Ismael92. And I am sorry you did not get in sirtom93.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2009-02-03 21:03:10


Likewise, I was going to head to the EGB (not like im going to rank up anytime soon) when I do finish up here, and am glad to have some understanding of the entry reqs.


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