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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-03 22:19:43 Reply

At 4/3/08 10:18 PM, Spartan204 wrote: So am I allowed to my apprenticeship, or are these just some recommendations to your superior(s)? I really wanted to join, so I was just curious.

Not quite yet, but as soon as a recruiting officer comes along you'll be in.
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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-03 22:45:37 Reply

At 4/3/08 10:19 PM, TheNossinator wrote: Good luck!

Thanks! After all the stuff I've done, I'll probably need it.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-03 22:55:32 Reply

At 4/3/08 02:13 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Officer Spartan204 reporting for duty!

It was a little difficult to come to a decision. Some of your posts were pretty decent while there were others that lacked quality and thought such as those single-worded posts. However, I believe that particular habit can be easily broken with enough diligence, so I'll give you a shot. Welcome to the NGPD, Spartan! Your apprenticeship begins immediately! We look forward to see what you can do for the Police Dept.

*salutes*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-03 23:45:57 Reply

At 4/3/08 10:55 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Welcome to the NGPD, Spartan! Your apprenticeship begins immediately! We look forward to see what you can do for the Police Dept.

*salutes*

It's an honor to be a part of the NGDD. I won't let you down, sir!

*returns salute*


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-03 23:49:18 Reply

At 4/3/08 11:45 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
At 4/3/08 10:55 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Welcome to the NGPD, Spartan! Your apprenticeship begins immediately! We look forward to see what you can do for the Police Dept.

*salutes*
It's an honor to be a part of the NGDD. I won't let you down, sir!

*returns salute*

Oh crap, I meant NGPD. I've been completely off all day and I recently just joined the defense department. My apologies, sir!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-04 01:03:42 Reply

this thread gets so lonely and slow this time of night i guess that's what i get for being on the west coast


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-04 01:44:01 Reply

At 4/4/08 01:03 AM, DBlach wrote: this thread gets so lonely and slow this time of night i guess that's what i get for being on the west coast

You think you've got it bad!

I'm in Australia, where night is day and day is night.

I have to get up super-early if I want to good stuff here.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-04 15:02:01 Reply

At 4/4/08 02:59 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Anybody coming to the NG East Coast meet up?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8846 79/1

I doubt it.

I didn't even come to the Montreal meet up and i live in Montreal...lol.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-04 16:39:39 Reply

At 4/3/08 09:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 4/3/08 09:15 PM, Brick-top wrote: So does that mean I'm out of here or what?
If that is what you really want then we won't stop you. We hope you've enjoyed your time here. You'll never have to worry keeping up with this thread again so that'll a load off your back. May fortune be with you in all of your future endeavors.

*salutes*

Thanks, I might come back or drop in and see whats going on or whatever.

I dont do goodbyes too well so....bye.

I never thought I'd do this but since this is my last post......

.....*salutes*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-04 20:01:57 Reply

At 4/4/08 04:39 PM, Brick-top wrote:
Thanks, I might come back or drop in and see whats going on or whatever.

I dont do goodbyes too well so....bye.

I never thought I'd do this but since this is my last post......

.....*salutes*

we'll miss ya man. anyone know why there is a beard on every charater in that picture in the flash portal? i'm a little confused


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-04 20:30:58 Reply

At 4/4/08 08:27 PM, MercatorMap wrote: There was a guessing contest in the General forum for who "bearded" the characters. I thought the answer was quite lame, considering it was a user that was practically unknown.

how did he do it? did he hack the website or something?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-04 22:07:23 Reply

At 4/4/08 08:30 PM, DBlach wrote: how did he do it? did he hack the website or something?

I was wondering that too. I think Tom just decided to end it


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-04 23:11:57 Reply

At 4/4/08 08:30 PM, DBlach wrote:
At 4/4/08 08:27 PM, MercatorMap wrote: There was a guessing contest in the General forum for who "bearded" the characters. I thought the answer was quite lame, considering it was a user that was practically unknown.
how did he do it? did he hack the website or something?

It could just be a joke but Dan could of drawn the picture and pmed the image to tom and tom may of really liked it and decided it to put on that image.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 00:04:03 Reply

At 4/4/08 11:36 PM, kisame wrote: es muy cailente!

Um... are you just spamming us or is posting "It's very hot!" above hentai funny to you. Here's my advice to you: get the fuck out. I seriously hope that you aren't a member, otherwise you would probably be (dis)honorably discharged.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 00:08:26 Reply

You guys need to stop replying/quoting to Spammers. They don't need to be quoted. They're going to be dealth with and thats final.

Quoting to spammers is no good because I remember that they still give bans for posting in spam threads and replying is almost the same.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 00:16:56 Reply

I'm ready for first inspection to join. I got my police badge finally!

I post a lot in the pivot forum. I'm mostly a helper there so most of my posts are fairly long and detailed. There was a recent troll there a week or so ago so some of my posts may have been a little on the flaming side.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 00:29:07 Reply

At 4/5/08 12:16 AM, narf109 wrote: I'm ready for first inspection to join. I got my police badge finally!

I'm no recruitment officer, so I can't say in or out, but I can leave my recommendations.

You've got the badge, one tick.
Your post quality is pretty good, two ticks.
You've got a normal whistle. While there are no rules about whistles, I'd recommend trying for a Bronze, it's only about 50 correct flags. Try the Abusive Reviews thread.

All in all, I can pretty confidently say that you're in, but you'll have to wait for an actual recruitment officer to say that before you can start your trail week.

Good luck.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 00:41:46 Reply

At 4/5/08 12:29 AM, TheNossinator wrote:
At 4/5/08 12:16 AM, narf109 wrote: I'm ready for first inspection to join. I got my police badge finally!
I'm no recruitment officer, so I can't say in or out, but I can leave my recommendations.

You've got the badge, one tick.
Your post quality is pretty good, two ticks.
You've got a normal whistle. While there are no rules about whistles, I'd recommend trying for a Bronze, it's only about 50 correct flags. Try the Abusive Reviews thread.

All in all, I can pretty confidently say that you're in, but you'll have to wait for an actual recruitment officer to say that before you can start your trail week.

Good luck.

thanks I had a bronze whistle :( but I must have flagged one too many reviews that I shouldn't have. I'll get it back. I'm probably like a point away.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 00:44:19 Reply

they got a lotta recruits comin in..hell, i made an intro twice and i didn't get confirmed formally. *shrugs* but i don't hold it against them. tailspower and the other capitans got a lot to do on their hands. i still will protect the portal. *salutes*

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 02:05:05 Reply

it's good to see so many eager to join the force *salutes*
Does any one know how to look up the top 2000 most active user list tom mentions in the latest news post?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 13:26:25 Reply

At 4/5/08 12:16 AM, narf109 wrote: I'm ready for first inspection to join. I got my police badge finally!

I post a lot in the pivot forum. I'm mostly a helper there so most of my posts are fairly long and detailed. There was a recent troll there a week or so ago so some of my posts may have been a little on the flaming side.

If your posts are generally long, detailed and intended to be helpful, then you and I have a lot in common. I'd be more than happy to start your apprenticeship! If you have any questions then feel free to check out the NGPD FAQ in my sig, otherwise just send over a PM. Keep up the good work, officer!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 16:10:38 Reply

At 4/5/08 02:05 AM, DBlach wrote: it's good to see so many eager to join the force *salutes*
Does any one know how to look up the top 2000 most active user list tom mentions in the latest news post?

There's no public list of the top 2000 active users that I know of. I guess you'd know if you were one, might get a PM from G-Bot or something. Don't worry about it though.

Anyways, I might not have as much of an opportunity to be active here in the coming weeks as I would want to. My report card just came home, and... Well, let's just say my parents don't like the results. I might still have an opportunity to come from time to time, but not as often as I'd like. Plus I have an English research paper due at the end of the month; I'll need to work on that soon. I'll still be around a bit (I hope), just not as frequently.

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 16:11:04 Reply

its quiet..... too quiet


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 16:15:11 Reply

At 4/5/08 04:11 PM, DBlach wrote: its quiet..... too quiet

Maybe the C&C but not the portal...


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 16:30:44 Reply

At 4/5/08 04:15 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 4/5/08 04:11 PM, DBlach wrote: its quiet..... too quiet
Maybe the C&C but not the portal...

eh i guess i've seen busier days like yesterday


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 19:58:54 Reply

At 4/3/08 01:32 PM, Brick-top wrote: I would like to resign from the Newgrouds police department.

Okay dicknuts, I'm going to be a jerk, and that'll convince you to stay.

In my NG presence there are two threads that I visit. I haven't trodden in general or nigh anywhere else in over a year because of just the reason you brought up. I haven't blammed a thing since last summer, when my resolve was oh-so strong to get to Elite Guard. Just because you've lost faith, and all the intelligent users have, is no reason to abandon us. Even me, a huge failure, can become leader, and all it took was two years worth of my two cents and activity. I haven't checked up on this thread since page 9, and I don't really want to read all that shit so I don't know if someone gave you this speech or if you're staying or going, but dammit I'm unit ops and it'd look bad not for me to save you.

Anyway, back on track. You don't really have to care about Newgrounds like it's your life and you'll die if you don't do everything in your power to be a paladin in the portal. Just be in it for the community. Actually, that's the idea. If Newgrounds is turning into a cesspool, we need to have at least a few strong threads that can separate themselves from the rest of them. Don't tell me you want to abandon that. You're a good member, and you've defied my 'I hate everyone' policy.

Oh, and DBlach, you're getting kind of below standard. Sharpen up there.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 20:29:08 Reply

At 4/5/08 07:58 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: Oh, and DBlach, you're getting kind of below standard. Sharpen up there.

Yes Sir *salutes* i would appreciate any suggestions sir


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 21:34:07 Reply

Make that, CAPTAIN Mizar.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-04-05 21:38:18 Reply

At 4/5/08 09:34 PM, Mizar wrote: Make that, CAPTAIN Mizar.

Congratulations Captain!


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