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Pain Olympics = fake(proof)

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Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:20:43


It's kinda obvious, but I just wanted to point it out to some, "Slow" people. The winner of the Pain Olympics cuts his dick off and squeezes out his testicles. 2 things wrong with that:

1) *NSFW* By looking at this link you can see that your testicles are attached by your Vas Deferens, so you can't push them out without cutting the Vas Deferens first, and on both sides.

2) There is a membrane in the middle of your sack that doesn't allow your balls to move to other sides of your scrotum. Try it yourself if you want, it's impossible.

And that is why the Pain Olympics is a pathetic attempt at a shock site.

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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:21:39


I believe, I believe, sire!


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:22:25


At 3/8/08 10:20 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: discuss.

You pretty much said it all.

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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:22:33


I have not seen, nor I will, some guy (trying) to chop off his dick.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:22:48


Fake or real, it's still sick.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:22:50


You watched it enough to analyze it that deeply?


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:23:55


At 3/8/08 10:22 PM, Bolo wrote: You watched it enough to analyze it that deeply?

I watched it once and it only took me 3 minutes to make this thread.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:25:12


Yeah, I kinda realized that when I saw it. Balls don't just rattle around in there attached to nothing.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:26:05


I will never look at my balls and dick the same way again.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:26:06


At 3/8/08 10:23 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
At 3/8/08 10:22 PM, Bolo wrote: You watched it enough to analyze it that deeply?
I watched it once and it only took me 3 minutes to make this thread.

That's horseshit and you know it, also why did you have to spoil the fun? Asshole!


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:27:22


At 3/8/08 10:23 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
At 3/8/08 10:22 PM, Bolo wrote: You watched it enough to analyze it that deeply?
I watched it once and it only took me 3 minutes to make this thread.

How do you know for sure that in the hacking he did with the hatchet, he didn't also sever the vas deferens? Also, weren't there some cutscenes in there? It wasn't unedited video, he could've done it in one of the scenes that was edited out.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:29:41


At 3/8/08 10:27 PM, Bolo wrote:
At 3/8/08 10:23 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
At 3/8/08 10:22 PM, Bolo wrote: You watched it enough to analyze it that deeply?
I watched it once and it only took me 3 minutes to make this thread.
How do you know for sure that in the hacking he did with the hatchet, he didn't also sever the vas deferens? Also, weren't there some cutscenes in there? It wasn't unedited video, he could've done it in one of the scenes that was edited out.

......I only watched it once, and I recall there being no damage to the other side of his sack, also the membrane in your sack still wouldn't allow his ball to pass through.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:30:48


Still, that BME shit is nasty. I've seen cocks cut in half and well I'm sure thats real.

I WISH IS WASN'T

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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:33:26


My only question is: how the hell did he fake it so goddamn well then? The penis and balls look pretty real to me.

And I know a lot about (Insert official COCK JOKE)!

Far away, across the field, the tolling of the iron bell

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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-08 22:33:39


At 3/8/08 10:29 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: ......I only watched it once, and I recall there being no damage to the other side of his sack, also the membrane in your sack still wouldn't allow his ball to pass through.

I'm not convinced. But, I don't really want to watch it again, myself.

Real, or fake.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 06:01:27


I dunno. He did shove a knife down what's left of his balls before popping them out. Maybe he cut them before popping them out? I still think its up in the air in my opinion o.o

Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 06:36:18


At 3/8/08 10:33 PM, superstatguy wrote: My only question is: how the hell did he fake it so goddamn well then? The penis and balls look pretty real to me.

Dildos with stuff injected into them


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 06:48:25


Nope, it's real, I am the man in it.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 06:54:57


At 3/8/08 10:26 PM, icehulk34 wrote: I will never look at my balls and dick the same way again.

Neither will I...

Lol...

Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 07:09:12


Yes, and knowing that makes you completely normal....

Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 07:09:12


He could've had a vasectomy before hand?


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 07:23:15


At 3/28/08 07:14 AM, Josh wrote: Yes, it makes us very normal. I jerk off to Pain Olympics every day.

Lolololol Spengbab


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 07:31:49


So what exactly is this BME Pain Olympics video?

Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 08:09:56


Also, on that finale video he has an erection and ends up slicing his dick off, correct? That's utter bullshit due to the fact that your penis is a main vein and cutting that would probably kill you instantly or close enough.

Also, for those who thought it was real: LOL.


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Response to Pain Olympics = fake(proof) 2008-03-28 08:43:29


If it is fake, it may very well be, the best faked mutilation video ever.


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