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80 reasons to hate emos

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80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:21:16


DISCLAIMER: if you're emo or you don't like emo bashing, don't read this thread, cause i don't want to get any "insulting" answers, i just did it for the lulz...emo bashing = fun, i don't really stand for discrimination, but i really laughed my ass off when i read this:

80 reasons to hate emos:
1.-they like pink
2.-they like it more when they're wearing it
3.-they cry
4.-they cry for no reason
5.-they cry frequently
6.-they complain because they cry
7.-they wear make-up
8.-they make up better than their mothers
9.-they make up better than their girl friends
10.-they're always "emotional"
11.-they fall in love for themselves and their cameras
12.-they take pics of their hair
13.-they've got albums filled of pics of their hair
14.-they like purple (like the grape popsicles' purple)
15.-they slick their hair
16.-they're more conceited than women
17.-they're "trendy"
18.-they're obsessed with "night before christmas"
19.-every week there's a new emo band
20.-they type like retards
21.-they're suicidal wanna-bes
22.-they paint their nails either black or pink
23.-they do their hair asymmetrically, so they cover one eye
24.-they color their hair with one of the colors i mentioned before
25.-they like "My Chemical Romance"
26.-they like "Funeral For a Friend"
27.-they just love smiling and/or cartoonish skulls
28.-they cut...and they do it wrong
29.-they use shaving blades to cut themselves
30.-their ideology has no story...if there is one
31.-they're really sensitive even when it ain't their period..
32.-they can't live without mirrors
33.-they depilate
34.-they use neutral soap so they don't get rashes
35.-they're girly
36.-they can't live without their cell-phones
37.-they worship the faggy frontmen of the bands they like
38.-every emo has kissed a friend of the same sex or at least their dog
39.-they wear colored contact glasses so they hide their original eye color
40.-they wear neck laces
41.-they love pastel colors
42.-they use square-design vans shoes
43.-they wear hair laces
44.-they scare easily, and they will freak-out if you call them pussies
45.-they're too kind between them
46.-they all have a girly expression on their faces
47.-they wear discolored jeans
48.-they use a shoehorn to get into their jeans
49.-they only wear make clothes
50.-they're anorexic
51.-they love to give love...the one that they don't get at home
52.-they love roses
53.-they love butterflies
54.-they wear lip-gloss
55.-they allow beating in order to be touched
56.-the worse that can happen to them is to have curly hair
57.-they wear striped jackets
58.-they wear elementary school teacher-like jackets
59.-they wear socks on their arms
60.-they wear extra-small clothes
61.-they love pink and black stars
62.-they sing like little girls and then they scream like they had a really bad cough
63.-they have at least 3 pairs of shoes, and one must have skulls
64.-they wear scarves in every part of their bodies
65.-every emo has a belt with skulls or pink squares
66.-every emo wears girly-colored laces
67.-they all have an i-pod, the like the pink i-pod mini the most
68.-they control their calorie consumption
69.-they're bulimic
70.- they all have a hamster or any gay pet to love
71.-they all have basic knowledge of photoshop
72.-they all have a myspace
73.-they're all a bunch of consumist sheep
74.-they don't have a life of their own
75.-they worship their pre-made image
76.-they think they're intellectual
77.-they thintk they're alternative
78.-they're gay "because it's hawt"
79.-they think they know about music
80.-they're never emo, they're always hardcore, metalcore or any -core shit


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:21:46


Horrible copy pasta.


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:22:20


Haha, nice list, though I'm not sure half of those are true, but w/e, twas entertaining reading material!


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:23:04


too...much...text...

ugh!

Your dribble and insults are meaningless...I am here to change that.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:23:13


I'm sure this is a copy pasta


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:23:15


At 3/7/08 04:21 PM, ZeR0-DaY wrote: DISCLAIMER: if you're emo or you don't like emo bashing, don't read this thread, cause i don't want to get any "insulting" answers, i just did it for the lulz...emo bashing = fun, i don't really stand for discrimination, but i really laughed my ass off when i read this:

80 reasons to hate emos:
1.-they like pink

lots of people like pink

2.-they like it more when they're wearing it

again, as do most

3.-they cry

most people do

4.-they cry for no reason

perhaps true

5.-they cry frequently

many non emos do too

6.-they complain because they cry

fair enough, although some do have issues

7.-they wear make-up

so do women, and me

I cant be bothered to answer the rest


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:23:19


At 3/7/08 04:22 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Haha, nice list, though I'm not sure half of those are true, but w/e, twas entertaining reading material!

haha
good one.


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:23:43


Goddammit.
Hating Things is not cool.
Maybe if you tried to understand the emo subculture and didn't just judge all of them on their stereotype you'd be smarter and respected more.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:24:48


At 3/7/08 04:23 PM, Tea wrote: Goddammit.
Hating Things is not cool.
Maybe if you tried to understand the emo subculture and didn't just judge all of them on their stereotype you'd be smarter and respected more.

emo.


Your dribble and insults are meaningless...I am here to change that.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:25:10


Crying? Oh shit! Emos are the only humans on earth than!


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:25:52


81. They're only in it for the money.


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:26:55


At 3/7/08 04:24 PM, JamesTKirkV2 wrote: emo.

I'm not emo, I just hate idiots who say thing like.
"OMG He is an emo, lets stereotype him to feel superior"

Seriously, stop it.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:27:17


Unless you have your own good reason for not liking them your just a stereotyping fag.

I for one have a reason for not liking them.

You should totally add me on one of my various game accounts:

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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:29:02


At 3/7/08 04:26 PM, Tea wrote:
At 3/7/08 04:24 PM, JamesTKirkV2 wrote: emo.
I'm not emo, I just hate idiots who say thing like.
"OMG He is an emo, lets stereotype him to feel superior"

Seriously, stop it.

but feeling superior is so kewl... :)


Your dribble and insults are meaningless...I am here to change that.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:32:11


Besides, most of the things the topic starter listed were homophobic.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:32:23


At 3/7/08 04:21 PM, Old-School wrote: Horrible copy pasta.

I got to 13 and regurgitated my waffles onto my mousepad...


The rainforest burns the same as any other forest.

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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:35:41


Just go do something productive instead of bashing a bunch of attention whoring "trendy" kids.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:36:14


honestly, a whole lot of things on that list don't even pertain specifically to emos.

besides...emos are coo-
they've got-
they're so in touch with th-

k, nevermind. Emos suck


Your dribble and insults are meaningless...I am here to change that.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:49:24


At 3/7/08 04:23 PM, Phantox wrote: I'm sure this is a copy pasta

Mhmmmhmh... Copy Pasta...

80 reasons to hate emos


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 16:56:18


i didnt take my time 2 read it but i read all the reviews, they said it was good so

good job yo


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 17:03:55


Emos like pink? Emos dress in black, not pink. Pink is a happy, bright colour, which is an opposite of emo.


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 17:21:10


dude what a stupid thread.....so what if emos are weird, so are gays and lesbians!


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 17:26:00


ok...some people DO NOT know what a disclaimer is...but here i go again, i don't discriminate, i just find emos' existance quite funny so i make fun of them, and indeed it's a copy-pastah


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 17:34:49


They also use messenger bags.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 17:35:17


Most of those reasons aren't even stereotype


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 17:38:46


Yeah, that's kinda why I don't have a myspace, let alone a facebook.
It's only for attention whores.


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Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 17:39:24


hokay then...
Apprently someone needs to take a look at what "emo" actually means.

(by the way, if you are truely emo, you have a reason for it, and you dont like pink!!)

Anyway, lol.
It was pretty inacuratly funny.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 17:43:45


HAI GUYZ...

Does this make me cool?

Lulz i like, went on the itnerwebs and found this thing
I hope you guys FindS mE cOOl after i post this...

80 Reasons to hate emos

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By: BlackMetalHeart
Mood: annoyed
Date: Apr 16, 2007, 11:12 PM
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1.they like pink color

2.they cry

3.they hate everything

4.they use make up

5.they are too "emotional"

6.they fall in love

7.they take pictures of their hair

8.they like purple

9.they straight their hair

10.they are more fabulous than a women

11.they have style

12.they love "nightmare before christmas(jack)"

13.they pick up the hot chicks

14.each week there is a new band

15.they speak with an anoying crappy like accent

16.they attenpt suicide

17.they have different color nails (expecially black pink or purple)

18.the make up falls off each time they wipe their faces

19.they scream a lot

20.their hair covers one eye

21.in the back their hair is wild

22.they love panda

23.they love Allison

24.they love pink skulls

25.they are kicked out of most metal Festival (Like, Rock in Parque {Colombia})

26.they cut themselves

27.on this days everyone is emo

28.they lack of history

29.they are ultrasensitive

30.everything affects them

31.they dont accept bad things

32.they need a MIRROR to survive

33.They Shave

34.They have to shower at least once a day

35.They are Feminists

36.they use thing over their eyes

37.All the Chicks loves them

38.Every single one has a BOY/GIRLFRIEND

39.They adore homo's

40.They are michael Jackson's Fans Till HE DIES
41.Every Emo have kissed a friend.

42.They use colored contacts.

43.they weird necklases/

44.They love cream like color/

45.they use square Vans

50.They use hairbands

51.they are afraid of everything

52.they all look like girls

53.they use de-colored Jeans

53.they only wear designer clothes

54.they like to brag

55.the eat their nails

56.they are anorhexic

57.the like to wear exhagerated chains

58.they love to give love

59.they love everyone

60.they love roses

61.they use lipstick

62.they dont fight if they get robbed

63.the worst thing that can happened to it is to have curly hair

64.they use stipped hoodies

65.they use socks in their hands

66.all of their clothes is kids size

67.they love fairy oddparents

68.they sing like chicks then the cough like if they just skmoed a cigar

69.each emo guy has at least 5 different types of shoes and at least one of them has skulls

70.they use scarfs everywere in their body

71.each emo has a belt with pink skulls or squares

72.all emos have pink shoelaces or something femenine

73.they dont eat anything with calories

74.they are bulimics

75.everysingle one has ether one or some of the next: a hamster, a dog, or a cat, who they love

76.they are all experts at photoshot

77.the best thing that happened to them was "MYSPACE"

78.They love LaCoste

79.their favoryte song is Kill Hannah

80.They are the worsts pest and the fucking reproduce

LuLZ WAz ThAT Funny GUYz???!!!!

I made it I SWEAtR...

I dIdn;t Steal IT

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 17:58:41


So you're saying that over a 100 million iPod owners are Emo?

Don't think so,


Well, fuck it. :) Have a laugh.

Response to 80 reasons to hate emos 2008-03-07 18:02:39


The only thing that angers me is their obsession with "night before christmas"...


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