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Oh fuck.

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Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:10:54


I told you guys I did my cousin, remember?

Well... today, she called me and said she missed her period... and then had a positive pregnancy test. So... basically I'm having a kid with my cousin. This. Is. Not. Good.

My parents are gunna KILL me!

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:14:37


At 3/6/08 05:12 PM, Eggys wrote: Wait, she said that she wanted t do it with you? Then you shouldn't get all the blame for this pregnancy. Well, enjoy fatherhood!

How can I enjoy fatherhood with my cousin?

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:17:23


At 3/6/08 05:14 PM, l33t-soldier wrote:
At 3/6/08 05:12 PM, Eggys wrote: Wait, she said that she wanted t do it with you? Then you shouldn't get all the blame for this pregnancy. Well, enjoy fatherhood!
How can I enjoy fatherhood with my cousin?

I saw this topic and I had to laugh. I would say words of comfort, but dude...seriously...you fucked yourself over. In the process you fucked someone else. Who was your cousin. ::shudders::


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:17:23


Man you're fucked. Becoming a father is the first step to death.


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:18:52


Can she not have an abortion? Otherwise you're pretty screwed. The father part is not so bad..but I don't think your family will be happy with this..

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:19:42


That is really unfortunate.This should be a time of childhood not fatherhood.

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:20:43


Boy, what a story to tell your kids!

''My daddy had sex with his cousin!''

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:21:01


Uhhh....tell her to seduce some dude, have sex with him a few times, then blame it on him.


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:21:20


At 3/6/08 05:14 PM, l33t-soldier wrote:
At 3/6/08 05:12 PM, Eggys wrote: Wait, she said that she wanted t do it with you? Then you shouldn't get all the blame for this pregnancy. Well, enjoy fatherhood!
How can I enjoy fatherhood with my cousin?

get a banjo and go live in the mountains? would that help.

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:23:10


Man you're fucked. Even if you aren't beaten or anything of the sort; to just have that feeling that your parents are sooooo disappointed and ashamed. Imagine the faces of your cousin's parent's faces. Not only that, but if you have the child he'd have a lot of shit to go though while at school. Well, I hope you had fun!


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:23:17


In b4 "SUX 2 B U LOL"


Disregard this post.

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:23:38


At 3/6/08 05:14 PM, l33t-soldier wrote:
At 3/6/08 05:12 PM, Eggys wrote: Wait, she said that she wanted t do it with you? Then you shouldn't get all the blame for this pregnancy. Well, enjoy fatherhood!
How can I enjoy fatherhood with my cousin?

Well, you can fucking kill yourself. Or move to Japan.

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:23:44


Good one...

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:24:26


Hahahahahahahaha. Your gonna have one screwed up baby. Cousins aren't supposed to fuck eachother.

hahahahahahahhahahah

Ok I'm done.

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:25:15


Just tell your parents that you were walking through your house naked 'like you usually do' on beautifull evenings, then BOOM! You tripped over a twig, landed on your cousin (who was also naked at the time) and your for-some-reason ejaculating penis slipped into her vagina.

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:25:25


Wow man. You are fucked. I hope she was not a blood relitive!


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:25:50


incest is the best, put your cousin to the test.


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:26:48


At 3/6/08 05:24 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Hahahahahahahaha. Your gonna have one screwed up baby. Cousins aren't supposed to fuck eachother.

hahahahahahahhahahah

Ok I'm done.

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha

Naw brah.

Chances are the baby will turn out fine. It's not sibling blood.


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:28:03


At 3/6/08 05:26 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
At 3/6/08 05:25 PM, DP36 wrote: Wow man. You are fucked. I hope she was not a blood relative!
The kid could be mentally retarded if she is.

Yes, but not as retarded as the kid's parents.

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:28:13


Bwaha, what a dick.


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:33:43


Been away for awhile... here you guys go:

1. Blood relation. (Damn it.)
2. Religion against abortion, and her family would disown her.
3. Not enough money to go to Japan.
4. I'm 15 for the record. (No need to be raped by pedos.)

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:35:27


At 3/6/08 05:33 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: Been away for awhile... here you guys go:

1. Blood relation. (Damn it.)
2. Religion against abortion, and her family would disown her.
3. Not enough money to go to Japan.
4. I'm 15 for the record. (No need to be raped by pedos.)

Yeah, you're fucked.

Better hope this is all a dream...

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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:37:22


At 3/6/08 05:10 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: I told you guys I did my cousin, remember?

Well... today, she called me and said she missed her period... and then had a positive pregnancy test. So... basically I'm having a kid with my cousin. This. Is. Not. Good.

Is she Angelina Jolie?


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:37:36


Push her down a long set of stairs, and problem solved.


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:38:55


Get an abortion anyways. You don't need the parents consent to do so.


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:39:37


Congratulations?


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:40:35


At 3/6/08 05:23 PM, Revolation wrote: Good one...

You're all gullible as a sea gull.


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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:47:07


At 3/6/08 05:39 PM, Cericon wrote: Congratulations?

Fuck no. Fuck you. I'm fucked.

Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:49:32


dude your gonna have some problems! see if she'll get an abortion dude!

fuckin dumbass USE A CONDOM

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Response to Oh fuck. 2008-03-06 17:52:50


At 3/6/08 05:47 PM, l33t-soldier wrote:
At 3/6/08 05:39 PM, Cericon wrote: Congratulations?
Fuck no. Fuck you. I'm fucked.

Repeat after me.

" I admit I want and crave attention, and will start doing something to help myself with this problem."

Done?

now go to C:/WIndows/ and delete System32

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