I told you guys I did my cousin, remember?
Well... today, she called me and said she missed her period... and then had a positive pregnancy test. So... basically I'm having a kid with my cousin. This. Is. Not. Good.
My parents are gunna KILL me!
I told you guys I did my cousin, remember?
Well... today, she called me and said she missed her period... and then had a positive pregnancy test. So... basically I'm having a kid with my cousin. This. Is. Not. Good.
My parents are gunna KILL me!
At 3/6/08 05:12 PM, Eggys wrote: Wait, she said that she wanted t do it with you? Then you shouldn't get all the blame for this pregnancy. Well, enjoy fatherhood!
How can I enjoy fatherhood with my cousin?
At 3/6/08 05:14 PM, l33t-soldier wrote:At 3/6/08 05:12 PM, Eggys wrote: Wait, she said that she wanted t do it with you? Then you shouldn't get all the blame for this pregnancy. Well, enjoy fatherhood!How can I enjoy fatherhood with my cousin?
I saw this topic and I had to laugh. I would say words of comfort, but dude...seriously...you fucked yourself over. In the process you fucked someone else. Who was your cousin. ::shudders::
Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.
Man you're fucked. Becoming a father is the first step to death.
That is really unfortunate.This should be a time of childhood not fatherhood.
Boy, what a story to tell your kids!
''My daddy had sex with his cousin!''
At 3/6/08 05:14 PM, l33t-soldier wrote:At 3/6/08 05:12 PM, Eggys wrote: Wait, she said that she wanted t do it with you? Then you shouldn't get all the blame for this pregnancy. Well, enjoy fatherhood!How can I enjoy fatherhood with my cousin?
get a banjo and go live in the mountains? would that help.
Man you're fucked. Even if you aren't beaten or anything of the sort; to just have that feeling that your parents are sooooo disappointed and ashamed. Imagine the faces of your cousin's parent's faces. Not only that, but if you have the child he'd have a lot of shit to go though while at school. Well, I hope you had fun!
At 3/6/08 05:14 PM, l33t-soldier wrote:At 3/6/08 05:12 PM, Eggys wrote: Wait, she said that she wanted t do it with you? Then you shouldn't get all the blame for this pregnancy. Well, enjoy fatherhood!How can I enjoy fatherhood with my cousin?
Well, you can fucking kill yourself. Or move to Japan.
Just tell your parents that you were walking through your house naked 'like you usually do' on beautifull evenings, then BOOM! You tripped over a twig, landed on your cousin (who was also naked at the time) and your for-some-reason ejaculating penis slipped into her vagina.
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At 3/6/08 05:24 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Hahahahahahahaha. Your gonna have one screwed up baby. Cousins aren't supposed to fuck eachother.
hahahahahahahhahahah
Ok I'm done.
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
Naw brah.
Chances are the baby will turn out fine. It's not sibling blood.
Been away for awhile... here you guys go:
1. Blood relation. (Damn it.)
2. Religion against abortion, and her family would disown her.
3. Not enough money to go to Japan.
4. I'm 15 for the record. (No need to be raped by pedos.)
At 3/6/08 05:33 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: Been away for awhile... here you guys go:
1. Blood relation. (Damn it.)
2. Religion against abortion, and her family would disown her.
3. Not enough money to go to Japan.
4. I'm 15 for the record. (No need to be raped by pedos.)
Yeah, you're fucked.
Better hope this is all a dream...
At 3/6/08 05:10 PM, l33t-soldier wrote: I told you guys I did my cousin, remember?
Well... today, she called me and said she missed her period... and then had a positive pregnancy test. So... basically I'm having a kid with my cousin. This. Is. Not. Good.
Is she Angelina Jolie?
At 3/6/08 05:39 PM, Cericon wrote: Congratulations?
Fuck no. Fuck you. I'm fucked.
dude your gonna have some problems! see if she'll get an abortion dude!
fuckin dumbass USE A CONDOM
At 3/6/08 05:47 PM, l33t-soldier wrote:At 3/6/08 05:39 PM, Cericon wrote: Congratulations?Fuck no. Fuck you. I'm fucked.
Repeat after me.
" I admit I want and crave attention, and will start doing something to help myself with this problem."
Done?
now go to C:/WIndows/ and delete System32