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Why Did God Make Rocks?

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-06 06:46:41


How do you know there is a god?


I love the Nintendo Entertainment System. PM me if you do too.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-06 06:47:24


God didn't create rocks, rocks first appeared in Africa some time back when they evolved from boulders.

Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-06 06:49:59


At 3/5/08 06:55 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: Rocks are cold and lifeless, why did he make them?

To be hurled out of massive catapults (or trebuchets) to attack castles and whatnot.

Why not pancakes instead?

They already exist.


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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-06 06:51:55


At 3/5/08 06:55 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: Why not pancakes instead?

He made pancakes too. Well, thats what I would say if I actually believed in his existence.

Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-06 06:56:40


To throw at people when needed.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to Why Did God Make Rocks? 2008-03-06 07:11:18


One word: Foundation.

The wise men build there house on rock while a wise guy builds his on sand.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

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