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Worst burn you've had

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Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:11:02


What's the worst burn you've had?

For me it was when I put my whole hand over the steam of our kettle, I didn't think it would be hot even though it's evaporated water.

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:12:38


yellowstone national park

top of finger in geyser (dont ask)

took 3 weeks to heal back

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:13:27


Picked up a glowing metal rod by accident


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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:13:36


Considering how often I play with fire, I've been pretty lucky. The only scar I have is from dropping a brick on a stack of 100 pop caps, An ember landed on my wrist. It's like a little pencil width mark.

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:14:19


Yo mamas so stupid, she stopped at the stop sign and waited for it to say go!

Want some ice for that burn?

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:15:55


At 2/16/08 02:14 AM, TheCrook wrote: Sunburn that I had about 2 years ago, blisters and all that good stuff.

Fun

I've never gotten blisters... Plague-o.

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:16:26


At 2/16/08 02:14 AM, TheCrook wrote: Sunburn that I had about 2 years ago, blisters and all that good stuff.

Fun

2 years?

damn

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:19:09


At 2/16/08 02:16 AM, acez0spad3s wrote:
At 2/16/08 02:14 AM, TheCrook wrote: Sunburn that I had about 2 years ago, blisters and all that good stuff.

Fun
2 years?

damn

dude, he means it happened to years ago. Not he has it from 2 years ago.

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:19:23


When I was a kid, I thought the iron had been turned off, so I rested my hand on it and burnt it really badly. I couldn't move it for about a week.


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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:21:36


Trying to take a piss after fucking on the first date.


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:25:09


My cousin convinced me to lick a light bulb when I was 6.

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:28:53


No wait. Worst burn:

I was playing with citronella oil and fire. Set one of the cans alight and acted as a small jet enjine. Shot forward and burned my leg, then almost set the garden alight. (we live right next to the bush).


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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:33:50


wow I feel like I've made a good thread, 3 well known reuglars and 1 high level female have posted in here

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:34:21


When i was 5 i was melting cheese on the stove and i burnt my hand trying to pull it off cause i thought i was gonna get in trouble lol


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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:49:40


Chemical burns.

MY HANDS WERE LIKE PLATES OF LAVA.


speedycat sure is speedy!

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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:55:08


Back in the Summer of 2006, I accidentally spilled a hot cup of Nissin Shrimp Noodles all over my crotch. It hurt like hell.


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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 02:58:47


At 2/16/08 02:55 AM, LordKooler wrote: Back in the Summer of 2006, I accidentally spilled a hot cup of Nissin Shrimp Noodles all over my crotch. It hurt like hell.

how long did you have to go without fapping?

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 03:09:06


At 2/16/08 02:51 AM, Aci6 wrote:
At 2/16/08 02:11 AM, Hornby wrote:
For me it was when I put my whole hand over the steam of our kettle, I didn't think it would be hot even though it's evaporated water.
Haha, haven't we all done that?
Mine would have been on my finger when I thought the lighter in the car wasn't working.
jesus, that hurt.

Haha, same here.
Or when I burnt my hand when I thought a candle was off.
You know, those candles in red plastic containers with copper lids.
I burnt my hand pretty badly, since it was really, really, hot.
Couldn't move for about a week or two, and blisters everywhere.

At 2/16/08 02:58 AM, Hornby wrote:
At 2/16/08 02:55 AM, LordKooler wrote: Back in the Summer of 2006, I accidentally spilled a hot cup of Nissin Shrimp Noodles all over my crotch. It hurt like hell.
how long did you have to go without fapping?

Probably less than one day, right?

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 03:14:23


Dunno. My grandad burnt me with a cigerette when I was little. That's about it.

I suck. :(

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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 03:15:42


At 2/16/08 02:11 AM, Hornby wrote: What's the worst burn you've had?

For me it was when I put my whole hand over the steam of our kettle, I didn't think it would be hot even though it's evaporated water.

let me geuss was your dick on fire?

-grandmas boy-


:o

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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 03:17:52


No burns, only lobotomy.

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 05:35:23


i was at work and i picked up a pan not knowing the handle was fucking hot and i cooked part of my finger. i couldnt move my finger for 2 weeks cause it hurt soo bad.


[As Main][The Zelda Collab]

I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit)

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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 05:37:09


I was heating a spoon, and it was totally red, so i had my mind on something else and picked up the spoon on the wrong side, it sounded like throwing water on a hot engine.

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 05:38:22


I put my dick in a blow torch.

Won $100 off that shit.

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Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 05:42:34


With a lighter once.

Response to Worst burn you've had 2008-02-16 05:44:20


At 2/16/08 05:38 AM, JediKiller1 wrote: I put my dick in a blow torch.

Won $100 off that shit.

You risked your cock for 100 bucks?