Meh.
What is the Worst Movie
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my brain has this useful ability to forget things that are of an extraordinary awfulness
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It's a tough call, but I'm going to have to go with the Star Syndicate submission titled "vfjvdmjmnjkdfavok".
I don't watch very many movies, but I am Legend is one of the worst I've seen.
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At 1/12/08 12:08 AM, Heinrich wrote: Not to be rude or anything but this topic has been done so many times before.
And will be redone many more times over, just ride the wave bro ride the wave.
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At 1/12/08 12:09 AM, Zero-SA wrote:At 1/12/08 12:08 AM, Heinrich wrote: Not to be rude or anything but this topic has been done so many times before.And will be redone many more times over, just ride the wave bro ride the wave.
I know. And I always give the same response.
Epic Movie.
This thread has been done, but I just can't resist a movie list.
-Stealth - if you haven't seen it, continue to dodge that fuckin' bullet
-Norbit - go screw yourself in the ear, Eddie Murphy
-Transformers - ...and what was wrong with the cartoon?
-How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days - I tried to light myself on fire half way through
-Anything with Ben Affleck - just pick one
-Fantastic 4 1&2 - Stan Lee's legendary comic dies on celluloid
-Epic Movie - Epic Failure
-Superman Returns - it's a good thing Christopher Reeve is already dead. Seeing this would have killed him.
-Eyes Wide Shut - take what I just said about Superman and put Kubrick's name in place of Reeve's.
-Star Wars 1&2 - I never thought I'd say this, but fuck you George Lucas.
Soon to be joining this (brief) list:
Meet the Spartans
which I will only see if it is being shown for free, projected on an Asian hooker's ass and don't have anything to do that day.
Post Impact, staring at goatse for 2 hours straight is more fun than watching that movie.
Your mother attempting to backflip off a tree.
Epic Movie and Date Movie...
...I will not give "Meet the Spartans" my money either.
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I like it.
Any cheesy Japanese monster movie from the 40's and 50's. It's so horrible it's funny!
For me it's a tie between The Grudge and Seabiscuit. I never thought I would hate a movie about a horse, but that one proved me wrong. The Grudge, while it has an adorable little Japanese boy who yowled like a cat, was just terrible. =P
At 1/12/08 12:19 AM, stonecold-basilisk wrote: Post Impact, staring at goatse for 2 hours straight is more fun than watching that movie.
lmao
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Romeo + Juliet.
Leonardo DeCaprio sucks.
The soundtrack sucks.
And Mercutio is not a fucking crossdressing blackman on Ecstacy.
Lol, our guns have the Virgin Mary on them, kewl.
300, because this definatly isn't sparta..
jkjk, i'd have to say...charlie wilsons war, it was gay and it was about a fucking war, how exciting can that be?
What good is a topic that implies "Postone or two words in this thread." I mean come on.
Seriously.
Please disregard the above post.
Okay, you know what, i thought epic movie was NOT BAD/ Yes, you heard me, it's not that bad of a movie, i don't understand why it's making worst movie lists, but i would rather watch it than a lot of other movies, especially the boring godfather trilogy or any dreary Tim Burton movie.
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At 1/12/08 02:36 AM, Hedwick wrote: Okay, you know what, i thought epic movie was NOT BAD/ Yes, you heard me, it's not that bad of a movie, i don't understand why it's making worst movie lists, but i would rather watch it than a lot of other movies, especially the boring godfather trilogy or any dreary Tim Burton movie.
This is one of the reasons why I'm not proud my generation.
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At 1/12/08 02:31 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote: Romeo + Juliet.
The soundtrack sucks.
Ah.
But it does end with "Exit Music (For a Film)" by Radiohead.
Anyway, Troll 2.
Though that was so bad that it was hilarious.
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