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I'm a canadian, aske me a question.

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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-13 14:53:32


At 1/4/08 07:11 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: 1. How does an igloo keep someone warm even though it's -15 degrees outside?

2. Why do Canadians call liters litres?

3. Is a typical Canadian more English enfluenced or French influenced?

4. Do polar bears live in Canada?

5. Is Canada mostly a wasteland of snow and ice?

6. Is Canada really beautiful?

7. Who makes your money? monopoly?

1.The only place where ppl live in igloos are the tip of Canada and Alaska, and Greenland which isn't owned by Canada. Oh, and only the poor ppl live in igloos. I have a snow fort :P.

2.I have no idea. I think it's to be original. Like elephant ears. We call them Beaver tails to make them more "canadian". Or like when you guys took french fries (The original fries) and called them 'freedom fries' to make it more "American".

3. A typical Canadian is either English or bylingual. the chances are if you took, say someone from ottawa or quebec, they'd be bylingual. but if you were to take someone off the streets of toronto, they's be english, because that part of ontario isn't influenced by french as much as eastern ontario.
and anywhere more western would likely be english or that other language they speak in inuit. There were much more english soldiers in the time of the american revolution (mostly loaded at hudson bay) making the whole of canada english. therefore, canadians should not be forced to learn french to get a good job, but it should be the other way around (even though most of the french here already know english) but the frenchmans are too ignorant to abide by any of the government's rules (e.g. tons of strip clubs publicly advertised for pedestrian children as well as adults in montreal.)

4. as i said. there are only polar bears on the tip of alaska and the islands at the top of canada (e.g. vitoria is.; nunavut ) and greenland.

5. no, that's greenland as well.

6. In the less industrialized, less popualized places such as nunavut and the islands, yes.

7. who makes your beer? kool aid?


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-13 14:56:46


Do you really have big foreheads?


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-13 14:57:37


Why is Alberta the best province in Canada?


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 13:23:23


At 1/13/08 02:57 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Why is Alberta the best province in Canada?

it isn't. ontario is because it has the capital, niagara falls and toronto: which boasts younge st.; most of the best business executives and headquarters, the CN tower, and wonderland.


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 13:24:25


At 1/13/08 02:56 PM, NG-Unit wrote: Do you really have big foreheads?

funny, i haven't heard that one yet


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 13:27:27


At 1/4/08 05:49 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: What, now every minority has to have a question topic?

You = uneducated redneck. Learn. Then write :) .


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 13:30:56


At 1/4/08 06:16 PM, Samen wrote:
Okay then. What does Canada actually do, aside from being cold and friendly at the same time?

lol, get drunk. teh best place is da pub (an actual name of a bar) its like britsh or somethin. o and before anyone blurts out the obvious joke : yes, we did send celine dion to vegas for use of guerilla warfare :)


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 13:34:20


At 1/4/08 05:50 PM, fullmetalacehmist wrote: Why do you guys go "Eh?" all the time?

We dont say "Eh" all the time thats stereotypical lol.

Some people do.

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 13:38:12


At 1/14/08 01:34 PM, Dr-Nefarious wrote:
At 1/4/08 05:50 PM, fullmetalacehmist wrote: Why do you guys go "Eh?" all the time?
We dont say "Eh" all the time thats stereotypical lol.

Some people do.

ok i get it like 3 of you awnsered it was a joke

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 13:49:35


Is it true that Canada isn't a real country, that it's only an extension of the U.S. just like Mexico?

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 13:51:28


At 1/4/08 05:45 PM, Noodles-of-fury wrote: Go right ahead, it can be about anything about us up north. You know you want to...

wich is the ooposite side to north? you said anything...


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 13:56:36


At 1/4/08 05:45 PM, Noodles-of-fury wrote: Go right ahead, it can be about anything about us up north.

Where do you live?


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 14:25:23


At 1/4/08 05:45 PM, Noodles-of-fury wrote: Go right ahead, it can be about anything about us up north. You know you want to...

hello fellow canadian, hows your day?


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 14:26:26


Have you ever thrown bags of milk at people; like you were in a water balloon fight?


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-14 14:27:20


But why?


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 14:21:27


At 1/14/08 02:26 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: Have you ever thrown bags of milk at people; like you were in a water balloon fight?

what?


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 14:24:04


Why did you spell "ask" "aske"?

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 14:39:04


I go to Canada often (living about 2 hours away from Fort Francis and all), and I gotta say, your McDonalds surprises me.

Why the hell do you have DOUBLE Big Macs, and why do you fry the fries in maple syrup?


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 15:09:56


Yay I'm from Montreal aswell. Come visit sometime, it's not all French like the rest of Quebec. It's 50% French, 25% English, 25% other incase you were wondering.


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 15:17:32


Is it cold everywhere in canada, or are there real warm parts?


Me: sex is fun God: it is more fun alone.

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 15:20:20


Why do you fuss aboot the guns in yer cuntree, eh?

sorry it just had to happen

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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 15:24:17


At 1/20/08 03:20 PM, Bully129 wrote: Why do you fuss aboot the guns in yer cuntree, eh?

sorry it just had to happen

It's weird, many canadians sound like regular americans, the other half sound like they're welsh. Why is that?


Me: sex is fun God: it is more fun alone.

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 15:32:15


At 1/4/08 05:45 PM, Noodles-of-fury wrote: Go right ahead, it can be about anything about us up north. You know you want to...

I'm Canadian too! I wonder how many members are?


GAH!

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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 16:56:00


At 1/20/08 03:32 PM, Goat-Man wrote:
At 1/4/08 05:45 PM, Noodles-of-fury wrote: Go right ahead, it can be about anything about us up north. You know you want to...
I'm Canadian too! I wonder how many members are?

Last time i checked we had over 9000.


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 17:29:07


At 1/20/08 04:56 PM, elegy wrote:
At 1/20/08 03:32 PM, Goat-Man wrote: I'm Canadian too! I wonder how many members are?
Last time i checked we had over 9000.

Did you actually research that? Or did you pull a number out your ass? Haha


GAH!

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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 17:31:52


no i dont think I will because your only a potsmoking drug whore

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 17:34:29


shouldnt you be answering the questions? you said you'd answer them, and i didnt see any response mr. ask me anything

Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 17:35:32


At 1/4/08 05:50 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: Do you like maple syrup? Eh?

The real stuff, yes it's orgasmic for the taste buds.

At 1/4/08 05:50 PM, notsuperman wrote: Is there Plenty of waffles availible.

just a random irrelivent question but answer if you must lol.

Nope, but Pancakes are in great supply

BTW, I live in ottawa.

I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 17:43:24


At 1/4/08 11:35 PM, Noodles-of-fury wrote:
At 1/4/08 11:22 PM, Z-esty wrote: do you really say EH? eh?
For the last time, NO!

What the Fuck are you talking about? I say eh at least 40 times a day. As well as everyone.. don't kid yourself.


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Response to I'm a canadian, aske me a question. 2008-01-20 19:05:44


At 1/20/08 05:43 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: What the Fuck are you talking about? I say eh at least 40 times a day. As well as everyone.. don't kid yourself.

Yea, but it's not blown out of proportion like in American TV shows. Only Newfies have the really thick accents. And seem to say eh constantly, but it's not a random word thats dropped into every sentence. Like:
O hey Bob, eh. Whats eh up? Nice pants, where did you get them eh eh eh?

It's basically slang. I dunno wtf for, but it's slang!

Damn i wish there was an easier way to get that point across...

GAH!

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