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Bbr's long lost...

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Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 20:32:21


Brother. Thats right, I am about to tell you a story so gather round children. Long long ago in the before time, big bad ron and jamie ( his brother) were playing. Bbr had a hot wheels car, oh how he adored that car! Until jamie said " I bet you that cars density is greater then my yo yo's" Bbr was offended! How could he, his own brother talk so badly about his lil race car. But bbr knew that his cars density was only .3245 while jamie's yoyo was a whopping .9! So bbr said " nu uh, if you keep lying, ill tell mommy, and youll get a 30-day timeout!" Jamie couldn't believe this! Anything he would do bbr would tell on him, giving him what he percieved as "unfair" time outs! If he drew on the wall TIME OUT if he said a bad word TIME OUT every single time! However, jamie knew that his yo-yo had a lighter density then bbrs prized hot wheel so he said "alright, we'll go to the bath tub and fill it with water, then we will build a device that measures the resistance each item has, thus telling us whos prized posession is less dense!" Bbr agreed, he saw now harm, he knew his car would win. So after they built the device out of a potatoe, a coat hanger, some wires, and a scale, they filled the bath tub up and put their items in, bbr his car, and jamie, his yo-yo. After some extensive testing it turned out Bbr's car was less dense! How ever, jamie cold not take this! He snatched his yo-yo up and pulled the drain, sending bbrs car down the dark pipes of hell near instantly! Bbr couldn't believe this! That was his favorite car! He told on his mom and gave jamie the epic 3 year time out. The brothers have not spoken since, even though it has been 3o years later. As they grew up bbr became a site moderator, taking out his anger on any poor newground user, trying to fill the hole in his heart where that car used to be, and jamie. Jamie became a popular tv star on the show myth busters.
Since it is bbrs sign up date anneversary, let us all have a moment of peace, for bbr, and his car....

Bbr's long lost...

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 20:32:57


Dude.

Bbr's long lost...

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 20:35:45


it was a story that needed to be told thank you thank you very much

btw you mean grams/unit of volume right

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 20:39:13


They're both walri!
We need to take them to Teh Newgrounds Zoo.


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Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 20:39:54


posting in epic thread

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 20:42:43


Why is there a pick-up truck by BBR?

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 20:44:22


One of them is the guys from Myth Busters. Can you be a little more oringial?

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 20:45:56


Lol, this explains everything. Be careful, bbr might ban you for this.

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 20:53:39


At 12/18/07 08:35 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: it was a story that needed to be told thank you thank you very much

btw you mean grams/unit of volume right

Yes, of course I mean grams :D

At 12/18/07 08:42 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Why is there a pick-up truck by BBR?

You silly goose! Thats no ordinary pick-up truck, thats his prized hot wheels!

At 12/18/07 08:44 PM, Zeld wrote: One of them is the guys from Myth Busters. Can you be a little more oringial?

Thats the point, they look the same and one grew up to be a popular mod, the other a popular tv star!

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 21:27:17


At 12/18/07 08:45 PM, kingkillah wrote: Lol, this explains everything. Be careful, bbr might ban you for this.

He cant ban me for the truth!

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 21:32:23


BigBadRon should have a hat as well.

Do you think a cowboy hat would look good on him?


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Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 21:35:45


At 12/18/07 09:32 PM, Grimscott wrote: BigBadRon should have a hat as well.

Do you think a cowboy hat would look good on him?

He could be the next Chuck Norris.


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Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 21:36:03


BUSTED


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

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Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 21:37:38


Damn dude, your type more then the average user! to much to read. :(


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Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 21:37:39


OMG why didn't i see that connection


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Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 21:40:22


Totally different facial structure. You were just allured by the similar facial hair arrangement.


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Response to Bbr's long lost... 2007-12-18 21:42:44


At 12/18/07 09:40 PM, Zerok wrote: Totally different facial structure. You were just allured by the similar facial hair arrangement.

it looks like a before and after thing

Response to Bbr's long lost... 2008-04-18 17:52:57


At 12/18/07 09:40 PM, Zerok wrote: Totally different facial structure. You were just allured by the similar facial hair arrangement.

Aren't we all allured by it?


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