00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

kyzakay just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

Jacking Off Is Good For You!

3,927 Views | 16 Replies

Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:35:44


Masturbation is a healthy and normal practice, like daydreaming or napping. Even masturbating several times each day is completely harmless. You may encounter people, books, or websites that say masturbation is bad or harmful; this is just plain incorrect. As any reputable medical doctor will tell you, old myths about masturbation affecting the eyesight, causing permanent fatigue or insanity, etc., have long been disproved. In fact, recent studies suggest that ejaculating regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent a certain kind of cancer later in life.

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:36:56


You got that from Jackinworld right?


The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh.

BBS Signature

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:37:24


This has been known for years...
Why are you telling us now?


BBS Signature

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:37:37


At 12/2/07 06:36 PM, Littleluckylink wrote: You got that from Jackinworld right?

yes. yes I did.

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:38:18


At 12/2/07 06:37 PM, Night-Ranger wrote: This has been known for years...
Why are you telling us now?

Because he just caught up with 2002


BBS Signature

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:39:15


Sounds like you just copied and pasted.


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

BBS Signature

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:39:36


Surfing the NG BBS is a healthy and normal practice, like killing kittens or staring at that hot chick down the street even though you know she's insane. Even surfing the NG BBS several times each day is completely harmless. You may encounter people, books, or websites that say NewGrounds is bad or harmful; this is just plain incorrect. As any reputable NewGrounds addict will tell you, old myths about NewGrounds affecting the eyesight, causing permanent fatigue or insanity, etc., have long been disproved. In fact, recent studies suggest that surfing the NG BBS regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent you from losing your virginity later in life.

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:44:39


If you couldn't figure that out on your own, you're an idiot. Masturbating has the same effect on the body as sexual intercourse, and if sex were anything but "good for you," we'd be extinct.


I am not responsible for the content of the post above.

BBS Signature

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:52:30


At 12/2/07 06:50 PM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: Masturbation: It wastes sperm every single day.

They are constantly being remade.


BBS Signature

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 18:59:06


Interesting.


"Just take her hand, Have fun leading her through all the wrong doors"

-Mozart Season- -Groupie without teh secs-

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 19:00:56


1. "Several" does not necessarily mean 7 or more times a day.
2. If you are masturating rather than tending to life issues, chances are it's actually hurting you.
3. Masturbating can decrease your longevity in the sack.


BBS Signature

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 19:04:53


You shouldn't really masturbate several times per day, it is in fact.

UNHEALTHY!

Why you say?

It makes you have a 50% chance to be a rapist in your adulthood.

So said this depressed face.

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 19:07:40


If only I knew that before....

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 19:08:56


YAAAAAYYyyaa... I already knew that. And so does 90% of NG, I'm sure. o_o

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 19:11:41


At 12/2/07 06:59 PM, Hophead wrote: Interesting.

Hahahaha!

Srry, I just had to lol


BBS Signature

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 19:13:39


This reminded me of Robot Chicken. And Mythbusters.

Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! 2007-12-02 19:15:31


At 12/2/07 06:37 PM, Night-Ranger wrote: This has been known for years...
Why are you telling us now?

Just to clear it up.