I just caught my mom watching porn!

[catman03]

I'm not kidding,this really happened. Just now me and my mom were watching a movie,and she had her computer on. So i just happened to glance over at what she was doing: and she was looking at porn! I saw one image of a girl sucking some guy's cock,and another one of a girl masturbating.Plus later i glanced over again and she google searched something: form there she went to dirtytube.com and pornvideos.com!

[Kyothine]

suuuuure

[catman03]

At 11/24/07 11:30 PM, Kyothine wrote: suuuuure

No! It really happened! I'm fucking shaking while i type this!

[gamerdakota]

...you caught your mom looking at porn? While you were in the room?

[catman03]

At 11/24/07 11:31 PM, gamerdakota wrote: ...you caught your mom looking at porn? While you were in the room?

yeah,she didn't know i was looking though.

[Phunky87]

lulz epic fucking win mate...did u sit down and join her in an epic fapp fest?

[Luxury-Yacht]

I'm going to need a picture of the supposed mom in question looking at this pornography, as well as a written apology from her.

[Kyothine]

oh, you caught your mom while you were watching porn.

[catman03]

At 11/24/07 11:33 PM, Phunky87 wrote: lulz epic fucking win mate...did u sit down and join her in an epic fapp fest?

umm...no because she's my FUCKING MOM!
and i don't think it's called fapping when women masturbate but that's totally beside the point.

[95wave]

At 11/24/07 11:32 PM, catman03 wrote:

At 11/24/07 11:31 PM, gamerdakota wrote: ...you caught your mom looking at porn? While you were in the room?

yeah,she didn't know i was looking though.

go to those websites and fucK

[gamerdakota]

At 11/24/07 11:32 PM, catman03 wrote:

At 11/24/07 11:31 PM, gamerdakota wrote: ...you caught your mom looking at porn? While you were in the room?

yeah,she didn't know i was looking though.

Still,she should have known you could simply turn around and see her.

[americanidiot2f]

Oh, so thats what girls search for when masturbating. Lez and straight porn, no gay porn.
Always thought they looked at gay porn.

[Phunky87]

ah dont worry dude everybody does it... it is a perfect candidate for a repressed memory though

[Axius]

At 11/24/07 11:35 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Oh, so thats what girls search for when masturbating. Lez and straight porn, no gay porn.
Always thought they looked at gay porn.

Women....

[kRaZyAzN]

At 11/24/07 11:31 PM, catman03 wrote:

At 11/24/07 11:30 PM, Kyothine wrote: suuuuure

No! It really happened! I'm fucking shaking while i type this!

because you're fapping?

[FattPandaa]

Is she hot?

[David]

At 11/24/07 11:33 PM, Phunky87 wrote: lulz epic fucking win mate...did u sit down and join her in an epic fapp fest?

Speak English please?

[mrlion]

well now you have an excuse next time you get caught!

[Phantox]

Tell me what happens next! Is she masturbating? O_O

[Phunky87]

At 11/24/07 11:42 PM, David wrote:

At 11/24/07 11:33 PM, Phunky87 wrote: lulz epic fucking win mate...did u sit down and join her in an epic fapp fest?

Speak English please?

Well jolly good show sir, did you partake in the spiffing massage of your private parts

[QcStorm]

So, you are blaming her for doing something EVERYONE does?

Perhaps your dad is an ugly dick.

[bigjuicy]

Jesus... Oh and "Dirty Tube"?

[catman03]

At 11/24/07 11:44 PM, Phantox wrote: Tell me what happens next! Is she masturbating? O_O

can't you be serious for one minute?!

At 11/24/07 11:51 PM, bigjuicy wrote: Jesus... Oh and "Dirty Tube"?

that's what the icon at the top of the page said.

At 11/24/07 11:48 PM, QcStorm wrote: So, you are blaming her for doing something EVERYONE does?

Perhaps your dad is an ugly dick.

my parents are divorced.

[mrlion]

he could be telling the truth guys!!!! lol fuck me

[Phunky87]

my parents are divorced.

Mine too!!! wanna be friends??? actually im kidding my parents love eacother

[TheProduct]

no way

we need proof!!

[NightmareFire]

Gasp! Oh no! What are you gonna do ...n..ow...?

My attention span for this thread has been used up.

[xpnc]

God forbid a woman watches porn to get rid of all that sexual tension.

[Spags]

I'm sorry, lol.
Will you ever look at her the same way again?

[Archmage-flash]

dirtytube.com and pornvideos.com?

Come on show your mom how to find all the GOOD porn sites.

Show her 2girls1cup.com