Response to Voice Actor Wanted 2011-01-17 16:55:41
SERIOUSLY! I need voice actors this very minute! I'm amking a flash called "CRASH OF THE TITANS" Based on the 2010 movie and creash bandicoot videogame and I need voice actors this very minute.
I need someone to do the voices of:
A Frog which a crazy young american accent, like richard kind as Larry the Anaconda
A Koala with an alarmed Aussie accent
An Eagle with a british accent that keeps complaining and questioning the gods
A Snake with a hissing way of speaking.
A Skunk with a bit of a cowardly talk
A Komodo Dragon with, just a regular voice. Just a bit deep.
My own version of Hadies, Make him sound REALLY EVIL!
A Liger with a young alarmed american accent.
A Duck in a style of Daffy Duck
A Bear with a deep, ruff voice
A Zedonk with a heroic type of voice
A Shark with a nice kind voice, a little squeaky
A Dodo......maybe like Kowaski from the Penguins of Madagascar
A pig who only says oink in a normal voice
In this script, I'm doing the voice of Rhino, Dile the crocodile, Crash Bandicoot, Dingodile, Rocko the wallaby and Gary the snail.
Here are the line. Some lines in brackets mean the action of what's happening in the movie or what I want everyone to say)
(Eagle and Snake play checkers)
Eagle: I don't understand why checkers was made. I mean who created us and what was the purpose of out living?
Snake: Don't know bout you but I think these greek cookies taste like my uncle's barf.
Eagle: Okay, who's turn was it?
Koala: Attention! Attention! Please go to thecenter immediatly.
Snake: Err, kinda in a middle of something?
Koala: Well, whatever it is will have to wait. Get yer butts there now.
(Everyone heads for the center)
Eagle: Why was the centre built anyway
Snake: Maybe it's because it has....
Frog: Shhhhh! We are trying to listen. And I brought in pie.
Eagle: Do frogs even have ears? Do they even like pie?
Dodo: Quiet, it's starting!
Dingodile: My fellow citizens! I bring grave news! The Kracken's back!
Skunk: Dear Neptune, I'm gonna faint.
Dingodile: Now we can have our eggs again.
(everyone goes Ohhhh!)
Komodo Dragon: I thought it was about something to do with the monster.
Hades: (comes from the clouds) (farts) pardon me, I just had to have 47 nachos after that last trip.
Skunk: Is the announcement over?
Hades: Actually, it's just the begining. What I'm here for is to announce the return of the Kracken
Hades: Now we can have a good breakfast again with that machine working.
(everyone goes Ohhhh!)
Hades: And I also mean the monster will return.
Eagle: Is that another trick?
Hades: SILENCE! (Zaps Eagle, becomes mute). Now that that's out of the way, in 10 days, the monster will rise and crumple your city, building by building, park by park, vehicle by vehicle and....... um what are the other things in the city?
Snake: Err, Super markets?
Hades: Yeah, that too.
Dile: Oh yeah? Well we can wait for 9 days
Hades: 8 days then
Dile: 7 days
(everyone says "Shut up, Dile!")
Hades: 6 days it is
Komodo dragon: Maybe......
Liger: No, sir. That's enough.
Duck: But why release the kracken, sir/
Bear: Yeah, what have we ever done to you?
Zedonk: I don't think any of us have to do with this.
Hades: Not any of you. Only HIM (points at eagle) He's been questioning us for two years non stop!
Snake: You leave my pal out of this.
Hades: Okay, but in 6 days, your.....
Bear: Yeah, yeah, We know! Out cities will be crumpled building by building, park by park, vehicle by vehicle and even the supermarket is being destroyed.
Hades: Well, how are you going to defeat him, uh?
Zedonk: He has to have some weakness. Everyone of my videogames shows the bosses weakness.
Hades: Figure it out, but untill then. Have a nice summer. (Vanishes)
Dingodile: Everyone, please remin calm!
(Everyone still screams)
Dingodile: Everyone, listen to me!
(Everyone still screams)
Rhino: (uses megaphone) SHUT UP!
(Everyone goes silent)
Rhino: Thank you
Dingodile: As one of us said something about defeating the kracken, we need to find a way to defeat it.
Rhino: Oh well, It's the end of the world
Dingodile: And you guys need a leader.
Rhino: And where in the world will we get that?
Dingodile: Unless you would like to do the honours
Rhino: What, me?
Dingodile: Yes. After all, you did encourage people to be quiet. That all listened to you and did as you told them to do.
Rhino: Done this during kindergarden.
Dingodile: Do you know how to defeat the kracken?
Rhino: No but I know one person who can tell uus how.
Rhino: Three beautiful sisters I met ever since high school. They were considered my girl friends untill I had to break up with them due to my parents moving here. They are quite far from here.
Dingodile: Then it is settled. You'll guide your team to the 3 sisters' home to find anwsers to the kracken's defeat.
Rhino: You and the messangers will stay here, the rest of us will go.
Dingodile: Take care, mate.
Rhino: Alright, everyone! If we want to save out planet, we need to work together. Now who's with me?
Dile: Now we're talking
Eagle: (unzips himself) How long is this?
Komodo Dragon: Come me in!
Liger: Me too!
Snake: Bring it on!
Bear: I was born ready!
Duck: For our cities
Skunk: We're all gonna die
Zebonk: Let's Rock and Roll
(everyone goes on jet horses except pig)
Rocko: Sorry, mate. You'll have to ride the snail
To be continued (Making a 2 part series)
PLEASE Email your voices to my link and I'll see if they are good. It's free, it doesn't cost a penny.
PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE! A MILLION TIMES PLEASE!