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I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 05:57:00 Reply

After my long and exhausting journey in Anthem Arizona I have discovered something unusual. A small Egyptian casket. An anthropologist who came on this excursion with me is my old time pal Shauna. She is examining and carefully cleaning it. It seems to date back to Semerkhets time. Here is the first picture she took.

bear with me Zendra

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:02:31 Reply

Oh, I see where this is going to...
Hmm, how many caskets it will contain will be the ban ratio times 2. ;)

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:04:47 Reply

THIS IS INSANE SHAUNA MY DEAR! We have now discovered that inside the smaller casket was another casket! And what's even strager is that inside this old casket was a sour apple lollypop! How is this possible?

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:06:49 Reply

The lollypop counts for 5, btw.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:14:42 Reply

After many precious hours of cleaning we had decided to open it.It seems that inside the Eskimo monstrosity is another casket!!!!!!!!!! What's happening Shauna?!

At 11/18/07 06:06 AM, Zendra wrote: The lollypop counts for 5, btw.

If it was Cherry, you'd discount it ya lollipop discriminator >=(

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:15:36 Reply

I can't believe I'm actually witnessing these astounding scientific breakthroughs.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:24:49 Reply

We opened it yet again to find ANOTHER casket. Not just that people, but we also found CHAPSTICK! With all of these discoveries, we are left with many mind straining questions.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:25:15 Reply

this is BBS history right here

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:26:10 Reply

At 11/18/07 06:02 AM, Zendra wrote: Oh, I see where this is going to...
Hmm, how many caskets it will contain will be the ban ratio times 2. ;)

That's a good idea!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:30:30 Reply

At 11/18/07 06:04 AM, 36Holla wrote: THIS IS INSANE SHAUNA MY DEAR! We have now discovered that inside the smaller casket was another casket! And what's even strager is that inside this old casket was a sour apple lollypop! How is this possible?

I belive this mean that all matter is built of lollipops, you have solved alot for the scientists all over the world. This will most likley give you the nobel price, in at least three categories. Congratulations!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:38:47 Reply

We journey into Davy Jones locker to find a pirate casket! It was smelly and it seems those grubby pirates left all their socks in there! This one seems to be older than the Eskimo caskets but obviously younger than the Egyptian ones.

Also don't mind the slight blemish on the bottom. That part of the photo didn't get fully developed.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:45:44 Reply

I don't know why, but this is great.


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:46:49 Reply

It might just be a little too late to say this folks, but as we opened up another casket we have found more treasure! Queens greatest hits CD!

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:56:20 Reply

This defies the laws of physics! Surely these pirates possesed valuable knowledge that we still don't know about today!

You'll both be national heroes for this!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 06:59:05 Reply

At 11/18/07 06:56 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: This defies the laws of physics! Surely these pirates possesed valuable knowledge that we still don't know about today!

You'll both be national heroes for this!

National? They'll be global heroes. This is the greatest historical discovery since the find of bones in a KFC bucket which scientists believe that if you put it together in a certain order, it kind of looks like a dinosaur.


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 07:00:08 Reply

What ever you do, don't open the last one!

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 07:00:46 Reply

We open up the last casket to find a slinky inside! Even more odd, we find a Disney's Animal Kingdom map which unfortunately we couldn't show because it was seized by the government and as far as our knowledge goes, is undergoing 'testing'.

Our findings just lead us into more unlikely and crazy theories about how such objects were found in ancient cultures, and unfortunately, that is the extent of the treasures we found inside the caskets. Perhaps in due time, our findings will shed light on how Egyptian and pirate cultures operated.


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 07:03:14 Reply

At 11/18/07 07:01 AM, Shauna wrote: Jeffrey dear, you forgot the photo :)

I do believe you are correct Shauna. How I made such a careless mistake is beyond me.

FUCK

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 07:05:59 Reply

At 11/18/07 07:00 AM, 36Holla wrote: We open up the last casket to find a slinky inside!

Aww fuck they opened up the last one.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 08:05:21 Reply

You grave robbers!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 08:23:13 Reply

At 11/18/07 08:12 AM, SirXVII wrote:
At 11/18/07 08:09 AM, Shauna wrote:
At 11/18/07 08:05 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: You grave robbers!
This was all legally sponsored work!
Keep telling yourself that.

Keep telling yourself that you still have a point to be here.


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 08:37:26 Reply

At 11/18/07 07:03 AM, 36Holla wrote: I do believe you are correct Shauna. How I made such a careless mistake is beyond me.

It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
The heat of the moment shown in your eyes.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 10:45:59 Reply

At 11/18/07 08:09 AM, Shauna wrote:
At 11/18/07 08:05 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: You grave robbers!
This was all legally sponsored work!

By what government?!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 10:50:38 Reply

Lolzordz.


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 19:37:04 Reply

At 11/18/07 10:45 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote:
At 11/18/07 08:09 AM, Shauna wrote:
At 11/18/07 08:05 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: You grave robbers!
This was all legally sponsored work!
By what government?!

By the US government. Didn't you read the part about how they seized certain treasures we found? Granted that none of this work was to be shown to the public so soon, but what are the chances they're going to find out who we are on NG?

OH GOD WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO UNDERGROUND!!!

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 19:51:48 Reply

have you found the ninja casket that is said to be hiddin in the deep jungles of japan


i know im high right now so what

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 20:00:04 Reply

But if there's no bodies in any of those... what are we going to fuck?

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 20:40:18 Reply

Can I have the chapstick :3


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 22:24:34 Reply

At 11/18/07 08:40 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: Can I have the chapstick :3

ARE YOU MAD?! Thats an important scientific research item. You can't just waltz in here and ask to have it! You gotta give me like 35000 dollars first.


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem 2007-11-18 22:37:29 Reply

At 11/18/07 10:24 PM, 36Holla wrote: ARE YOU MAD?! Thats an important scientific research item. You can't just waltz in here and ask to have it! You gotta give me like 35000 dollars first.

I'll trade you a Pikachu for the slinky.

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