I'm having a problem with masterbating!
Whenever I want to masterbate, i don't want to have to clean up the cum mess? So if I'm jacking off while looking at porn on the computer, where am i exactly sopose to cum? If i just cum, it lands on my bed, computer, shower, and what not. But then I have to clean it up witch i don't want to do. So what do i do? cum on a zip lock bag?
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Bring some tissues and toss them in the garbag after. If anyone asks, say you had a cold.
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At 11/4/07 12:08 PM, newgiez wrote: So what do i do? cum on a zip lock bag?
Nooo, thats why god invented tissue paper...
At 11/4/07 12:09 PM, shade45 wrote: Bring some tissues and toss them in the garbag after. If anyone asks, say you had a cold.
thats what i do. its the most ingeneous idea i thought of to date
Have you ever heard about paper?
At 11/4/07 12:12 PM, Mind-Edge wrote: All hail.
Praise also the amazing batter, the Masterbatter
lol
do it in a disposable cup thats what I do
At 11/4/07 12:15 PM, Sun-and-Moon wrote: do it in a disposable cup thats what I do
Wait, what?
If you don't want to spray(whatever :/ ) while masturbating, you have to put your finger on the tubethingy between your ass and your ballsack
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At 11/4/07 12:09 PM, Crazy-Pigeon wrote: Don't masturbate at all
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At 11/4/07 12:22 PM, silentkat wrote:At 11/4/07 12:20 PM, Mind-Edge wrote: Worship it.Lol this is turning into a photoshop thread all the sudden
Nah, I'm just bored.
OMFG Now i know why they call it a DIXIE CUP
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At 11/4/07 12:26 PM, newgiez wrote: OMFG Now i know why they call it a DIXIE CUP
Chop your balls off!
No problems then.
all you have to do is jerk off normal, then right before you cum, jam a pencil down your dick! Barely any cum will get out. Dunno what the longterm affects are though...
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At 11/4/07 12:18 PM, Ledgey wrote: On her chest.
Oh, your mum likes that, does she?
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Why would you have to clean up in the shower??
