I support you there but maybe we could keep the babes in cage for..... you know...
Lefties on Newgrounds!
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Free will is a load of bull.
At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote:
The only thing you righties can do that we can't is pogo stick and, seriously, WTF?
im a lefty and im pretty handy with a pogo stick thank you very much
At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote: We are smarter, stronger, we multi task better, and think of the plethora of good musical talent ranging from Jimi Hendrix to Mozart. The only thing you righties can do that we can't is pogo stick and, seriously, WTF?
I think that we should start selective breeding by dropping all right handed people in to a fiery pit of 4Chan memes! Thus creating a left handed utopia!
im with stupid
no seriously i am
i mean it
damn it
super fuck
dedede
ass hole
1: 2pac is alive
2:the clock crew sucks
3:bige smalls is evil
At 10/29/07 06:50 PM, rc-95 wrote: I support you there but maybe we could keep the babes in cage for..... you know...
Feeding?
Dispensing?
Bathing?
Talking?
Poem reading?
Story telling?
my opinion = fact
At 10/29/07 06:46 PM, MC25 wrote:At 10/29/07 06:38 PM, unowned wrote: and i can type faster because wikipedia said soand with three times as many spelling errors
Shuup. Yuor just jealus of our uniqueness.
DURR HURR
At 10/29/07 07:12 PM, lazyyMitch wrote:
Shuup. Yuor just jealus of our uniqueness.
theres a difference between what can be read with e's and not
getting right handed people to do the proof reading gives me joy
Yeah,I'm a lefty too.But do we need to make a thread of this?Its just the hand we use to write with and stuff,not a big deal...
There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.
At 10/29/07 07:15 PM, CruzAzul-19 wrote: Lefties are wierd people.
Wierdo.
*Weird
*Weirdo
So much for that MCU25 guy's hypothesis on how we make 3x as many typos errors as right handers do.
my opinion = fact
At 10/29/07 06:48 PM, unowned wrote:At 10/29/07 06:46 PM, MC25 wrote:and with three times as many spelling errors3 times more likely and saying right handed people are more funny? get your facts straight
all that im saying is that he had made a ton of spelling errors in that particular post...
and that you people are robotic and lack the ability to comprehend a joke.
Your response proves my point.
I once stuck my dick in an electrical socket... and do you know what?
My Dick looks pretty when it glows int the dark! :)
OMG Your right, I cant do the Pogo Stick (Cries) But I play a mean Guitar, and am a great skate boarder (does that have anything to do with my left ness?) Lefties Rule NewGrounds!!!
At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote:
Thus creating a left handed utopia!
I'm left handed and I work alone
I'm left handed we have been ostracized from society for too long.
At 10/29/07 07:29 PM, MC25 wrote:
Your response proves my point.
noo
its just not funny, this is serious stuff also
Everyone knows that lefties are superion to righties. I mean honestly, the pogo stick will not help you in a samurai battle.
At 10/29/07 07:37 PM, Cericon wrote: Everyone knows that lefties are superion to righties. I mean honestly, the pogo stick will not help you in a samurai battle.
go ahead and try peeling potatoes with a right handed potato peeler - then cry all night in failure..I know all too well.
At 10/29/07 07:40 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:
go ahead and try peeling potatoes with a right handed potato peeler - then cry all night in failure..I know all too well.
I find writing in a normal right handed notebook to be a challenge, as well as maybe smudges ink on your page and/or hand, it's hard to right close to the right side of the notebook.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
I jack off with my left hand sometimes, but shhh told tell my right hand, she'll get angry and be cold next time she touches me.
fact, lefties used to get left hand chopped off in some culture!
I dont much give you respect kind sir
Ignore this signature.
we are also better at masterbation
Eh? what know ya bunch or rightys
alot of video game and movie charaters
Sonic,Mario,Cloud
I think Pico..Hank
Fo' Show.
At 10/29/07 07:31 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote:Thus creating a left handed utopia!
I'm left handed and I work alone
Wow..JohnnyUtah the awesome badass of tankman
is left handed..LEFTY KICK ASS
Fo' Show.
At 10/29/07 06:25 PM, Dsmano wrote: I think that we should start selective breeding by dropping all right handed people in to a fiery pit of 4Chan memes! Thus creating a left handed utopia!
We will relish in the darkness of 4chan and emerge with even more horrible memes to overthrow the tyranny of the lefties!
bro at me come
No. Because the Ambidextrous gods love us righties more.
Sadly, the world was not made for lefties. Check out college desks, they have a supporter for writing with your right hand only. Lefties live less on average. No-one shakes hands with left hands. Left is associated with evil, hence 'Sinister', which also means left.
Finally, left people write in a very, very strange manner. Not the actual letters, but the way they do it. Sorry to all lefties out there.
Lucky? My middle name is Luck. Bad is my first name, tho.
At 10/29/07 07:40 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:At 10/29/07 07:37 PM, Cericon wrote: Everyone knows that lefties are superion to righties. I mean honestly, the pogo stick will not help you in a samurai battle.go ahead and try peeling potatoes with a right handed potato peeler - then cry all night in failure..I know all too well.
I tried, and successfully peeled the potatoe, then I baked it. Put some butter and lettece on it, for flavor and all that. Then I threw it out the window.
At 10/29/07 06:26 PM, VictoryGin wrote: Left handed people are special.
You read my mind.
