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Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc!

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SardonicSamurai
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Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:21:09

Guys, it's true! KFC is just down right horrible to chickens! Really! Who wants to eat tortured chickens? I sure don't! The Colonel doesn't care if the Chicken or the egg came first, because it doesn't really matter anyway! He's still going to cut off their beaks, boil them alive, and chop off their heads! Besides, Fall Out Boy is so like totally protesting with them. That should TOTALLY tell you that P.E.T.A IS GOOD!

So I say we protest with the P.E.T.A guys! To start off, I'm changing my selection of food choice! I sure hope a certain human race decides to do the same!

I decided to go to Burger King, where they pamper their chickens with love and kindness before being sent to the chopper!

Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc!

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Zerok
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:23:35

Yaaaaay medicore sarcasm yaaaay.

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Ghetto-Penguin
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:24:05

Well that's sad I love chicken.

What up?

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Earfetish
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:25:06

nice morality, dickheads

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Jimmy-jackass
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:25:55

PETA criticize Steve Irwin.
They ALL must die!

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Net-terrorist
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:26:16

At 9/4/07 07:24 PM, Ghetto-Penguin wrote: Well that's sad I love chicken.

All Ngers do.

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DlME
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:27:04

I'm a proud vegetarian

you're not very funny

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TOEZ
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:27:35

At 9/4/07 07:26 PM, Net-terrorist wrote:
At 9/4/07 07:24 PM, Ghetto-Penguin wrote: Well that's sad I love chicken.
All N**gers do.

Fixed. Had to say it.

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videogamer0810
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:27:41

Mmmmm... tortured chicken. Delicious.

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Earfetish
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:29:52

At 9/4/07 07:27 PM, DlME wrote: I'm a proud vegetarian

you're not very funny

Me too, and in all the BBS and real life arguments I've got in, my faith in vegetarianism has not dwindled. I think carnivores are blind to the realities of industrial-level farming.

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turbo6661
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:33:08

SardonicSamurai was never funny

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tarahloveshentai
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 19:40:35

PETA ruins everything.

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KungFuCow
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:06:30

At 9/4/07 07:21 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: Guys, it's true! KFC is just down right horrible to chickens!

Fuck you

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eyeothestorm
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:06:48

At 9/4/07 07:26 PM, Net-terrorist wrote:
At 9/4/07 07:24 PM, Ghetto-Penguin wrote: Well that's sad I love chicken.
All Ngers do.

Lol, if there is a race joke to be made, the terrorist will be there.

Hero to the world.

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FuryEvolved
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:08:51

Peta is the most ridiculous organization ever.
They sure do have lots of propaganda.

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JadeTheAssassin
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:09:51

At 9/4/07 08:06 PM, CHRlST wrote: i heard kfc actually chemically (or some shit like that) engineers their chickens so they have no heads and some other shit and that's why kentucky sued them so they aren't kentucky fried chicken anymore

heard it in global perspectives class so dont ask for a fucking link

Chicken-a-chow.

And I don't trust PETA.

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Ceti
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:10:40

At 9/4/07 07:24 PM, Ghetto-Penguin wrote: Well that's sad I love chicken.

Are you black?

Because you do have ghetto in your name and like fried chicken.

Grey power.

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Panzer-Wolf
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:12:24

At 9/4/07 08:10 PM, Ceti wrote:
At 9/4/07 07:24 PM, Ghetto-Penguin wrote: Well that's sad I love chicken.
Are you black?

Because you do have ghetto in your name and like fried chicken.

lolracism.

Free will is a load of bull.

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funnyman46
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:12:29

I'm good.

I don't eat at KFC and I never order chicken at Burger King.

Seriously, who orders chicken at Burger King?

Yay, more jokes!

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DigDugz
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:13:12

At 9/4/07 07:33 PM, turbo6661 wrote: SardonicSamurai was never funny

HAHA, what an asshole he is.

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PillowPants
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:15:41

ummmm... do we care?

i love chicken btw

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stybayo
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:16:21

The chickens deserve to die!!! or maybe not. But i deserve kfc!!!

You don't kill the clown

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Erikio
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:18:16

You're a prick dude. Not only are they tortured, but they are fed hormones, mutated, and severely deformed.

I get all my beef and chicken from my friends farm, where they are free range, organic, and live a good life and aren't sent to a slaughterhouse. Not only does it taste about 100 times better, but its healthier for you and you know they aren't tortured.

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TacticalShoe
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:20:37

Who cares if the chicken was tortured before it died?

IT'S DEAD

I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

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Earfetish
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:21:13

At 9/4/07 08:18 PM, Jawdyn wrote: Face it, we can't stop them from cruely taking the life of those chickens, and its a down right shame to let their tasty selves go to waste.

By giving them money you're condoning it and keeping them in business. They know their profit margins.

If eating live kittens was already big business I'm sure you'd use the same retarded excuse.

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BitchWeed
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:21:58

Anyone who supports the P.E.T.A is mentally handicapped.

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Corky-D
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:22:30

At 9/4/07 07:26 PM, Net-terrorist wrote:
At 9/4/07 07:24 PM, Ghetto-Penguin wrote: Well that's sad I love chicken.
All Ngers do.

That's controversial, if you add a few letters...

Owww fuck that was bad.

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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:22:42

At 9/4/07 07:29 PM, Earfetish wrote:
At 9/4/07 07:27 PM, DlME wrote: I'm a proud vegetarian

you're not very funny
Me too, and in all the BBS and real life arguments I've got in, my faith in vegetarianism has not dwindled. I think carnivores are blind to the realities of industrial-level farming.

im also glad to be vegetarian i think of myself as a better person for being one

not one piece of meat has ever crossed these lips and im glad it hasnt

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Chiklay4
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:25:00

At 9/4/07 07:21 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: The Colonel

Yo man he dead

Asdf

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TOEZ
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Response to Guys, P.e.t.a Is Right About Kfc! 2007-09-04 20:27:46

At 9/4/07 08:25 PM, Chiklay4 wrote:
At 9/4/07 07:21 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: The Colonel
Yo man he dead

You mean I came all the way here to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken, and you're saying the Colonel's not here?

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