Where Newgrounds Stands Now! 2007-09-01 14:59:47
Okay I'm going to try and be as brief as possible. Now then... as you can see by this Map below, Newgrounds is doing quite well for itself. We have taken down Ebaums World, destroyed one of the Hackers bases, and have survived the Hackers Cave, although we destroyed the Lawyers high base we however could not destroy the High Bullshit Lawyers. We couldn't find the secret path in the Hackers Cave... we have survived the n00b Forest and have taken out theNGpro...but in all the excitement of n00b thrashing we passed Rick Roll, and it's already too late to go back. We did pass other parts of the Internet seeing Ebams World being sold and YouTube dropping down slowly, and now we are at the big one, the one where we need every single Newgrounds User to help with...invading Myspace and getting rid of the dumbasses. However some of us got lost on the way though, bigbadron is dealing with shell shock in the n00b Forest and some loyal men of his are trying to destroy Rick Roll. Wade Fulp is still fighting in the Hackers Cave. And Stamper is trying to build a bridge between the Lawyers old base and the High Bullshit Lawyers base so the HBL's have nowhere to run to. So men get to your positions help finish our previous battles, gather your men, and meet back here with Tom Fulp.
HAVE A NICE DAY!