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God wants me dead.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 09:51:38


I fucking love your story.


im gay

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 09:53:21


Year to this thread


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 10:00:25


Umm...I kinda prayed to him for this to happen so...


"My posts are serious, but the content within them is a joke" - Me

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 10:02:04


At 5/26/08 09:53 AM, satanbrain wrote: Year to this thread

allmost a year


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 15:45:37


BEST STORY EVER. But i have to doubt that is is real...


Thank you for wasting your time reading this.

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 15:51:07


Funny how some people still think this is a real story.


I GOT AFRO! DO YOU GOT AFRO?

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 16:51:18


I didn't appreciate that elemental. I did not appreciate that at all. Aside from that great story


No stairway- DENIED

Operation Clambake: Information will make you free

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 16:53:15


good story, but god really wants a lot of people dead. i got knocked out by a COOKIE JAR once.


Bullshit indeed.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 13:17:12


At 8/25/07 04:01 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:

Stepping out of the shower I slip on the plastic lid of a jelly cup - the contents of which I fed to the toilet some days ago. I fall back, grab at the curtains, and land on my back. My shoulders take the brunt. My head taps the tiles lightly

damn now karma's joined in
this could get ugly


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 13:20:07


Instead of talking to a bunch of 14 years old about how bad you life is you should go to a psychiatrist if thats the case.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 13:34:09


Who keeps bringing this up!? Well, I guess if I had just read it, I would bump it too.


Weak Men are Hard on Others while Strong Men are Hard on Themselves.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 14:16:01


God hates you

now go kill your self

Do you really have no life at all??

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 14:24:56


no just no i refuse to beleive that that was the end
it can be
IT CANT BEEEE
TELL ME ITS NOT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 15:44:54


two words. epic post!

God wants me dead.


YESSSSS...

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-31 19:43:25


wow that was the most epic story ever
i give you not one but... TWO SCOOPS OF RAISENS!!!

God wants me dead.

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-06-03 02:18:04


Epic. EPIC. FUCKING EPIC!

And I don't care what anyone else says, the ending was awesome.

God wants me dead.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-06-03 04:25:29


That was the best story ever. Good Job and thumbs up!

God wants me dead.


Cry Havoc and let Slip the Toast of War!

Why do I seem to end all of the threads I post in...

Something I cannot believe I didn't find before lock.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-06-16 05:43:39


Wow, the almighty sureis giving good signs to kill people sometimes. HE has never come to get me because I'm too good to die

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-07-12 01:56:59


You rock. Best story EVER! Make more dude, this is insanely good.


New here? Read the rules.

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-07-24 06:29:20


You you YOU!....... fullfilled my lifes greatest dreams YOU sir yes YOU deserve to be a hero and FUCK YOU SEATBELTNAZI! i highly recommend you stick a dildo up ur ass you sick fuck now where was i....... oh yeah you should turn this into a book for gods sake its purely EPIC I raise my glass to you sir

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NG WON!////sig by ScuzzFest thank you man!

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-07-24 07:23:56


God thats a long story....

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-07-24 08:08:47


Oh, lookit that, another reason for me to hate elementell.

At 2/21/08 03:32 PM, fat-barry wrote: Please find someone is a good animator, find someone who is an awesome narrator and make a goddamn flash of this.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. :3

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-07-24 08:59:31


Cool story but the ending was sort of disappointing.

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-07-24 09:22:11



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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-10-29 23:37:54


That...was...EPIC! Best story ever, eally know how to write. I must say the ending was less epic, but DAMN! It kept my attention better than any published story. My congrats to u man, u have made a story truly worth publishing.

Plz make a sequel!

God wants me dead.


Current PC: Ryzen 5 3600x, Corsair H100i, 16GB RAM, RX 580 Nitro +

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-10-30 00:27:03


A Flash needs to be done of this... to the detailed core, and not in half assed fashion, i call upon mindchamber and associated to replicate this mafugga into eternal, flashy glory.


.....There was a hole. *sig by LimitedMortality*

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-10-30 00:40:04


You are a master storyteller. You must promise to tell us if you ever publish a real book.

I will buy it.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-11-30 16:36:43


Wow, just read the story, excellent. Surely the best story on newgrounds. I would like it to be longer though. So if you can...


I hate signatures, in fact I'm never going to get one - Wait.. oh god.. what have I done..

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Response to God wants me dead. 2009-03-22 09:37:26


Goddamit Now I read all this cos I couldn't stop and I didn't do my work!
Dam u and ur writing!


Homosexuals are GAY

Response to God wants me dead. 2009-09-14 17:57:16


Bumped for great justice.