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Wyoming Does Not Exist!

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Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:22:47


Wyoming is a myth! A government conspiracy that is used to sway the electoral votes into their candidates favor.

Everyone that says their from Wyoming is being paid off by the government.

Yellowstone? A myth. Its actually a virtual park which is secretly owned by Montana and Idaho.

The conspiracy runs deeper then you think. Even airline companies are paid of to keep quiet on the matter:
"When I questioned the attendant about the strange lack of time spent over Wyoming, he gave me some nonsense about not having to fly over Wyoming when traveling from Missouri to Virginia."

Also, a respected scientist has stated that a recent study of his shows that Wyoming is actually a province of the Dakotas.

Still not convinced? Read this and then say that Wyoming isn't a conspiracy:
http://misterpeace.com/2007/06/09/wyomin g-does-it-exist/

Wyoming, a "state" made by the highest secret organizations in the world, such as the Freemasons, Skull and Bones, the Illuminati and the Bilderberg Group just to say a few.

Next time you here someone say their from or been to Wyoming, just say to them "I'm on to you." cause the government can't cover this up forever.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:32:13


"chrismcdevitt Says:
June 9th, 2007 at 2:44 am

I hate to shit on your parade because it was funny, but I've been to Wyoming. One of my childhood friends, Mannix, lived there for about six months, and my father lived there for three years (right across the street from the Freeman Militia if that tells you anything.).

I was there when I was 12. Rode a couple of horses, watched the farm dogs eat the horse shit, went to some crazy ass museum to guns, and then left. Never went back. It's real enough, but after a few days in wyoming, you'll wish you took the blue pill."

That kid says he has been there. And he makes a pretty convincing story about it too. He even rode horses! Must not be lying.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:38:57


At 8/10/07 10:32 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: That kid says he has been there. And he makes a pretty convincing story about it too. He even rode horses! Must not be lying.

He's obviously in the governments pocket.

Also, why don't you ever hear anything interesting about Wyoming? In every state, there's at least oe thing interesting about it. Wyoming? None.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:40:27


At 8/10/07 10:38 PM, Ezgamer wrote:
At 8/10/07 10:32 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: That kid says he has been there. And he makes a pretty convincing story about it too. He even rode horses! Must not be lying.
He's obviously in the governments pocket.

Also, why don't you ever hear anything interesting about Wyoming? In every state, there's at least oe thing interesting about it. Wyoming? None.

OMG! Your right! All the reviews are by government people. Why didn't I think of that. Wow. Can't believe I overlooked that.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:40:38


OMG! Your right! I can't believe I've been lied to all these years.


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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:41:03


Its Clearly a myth, everyone is smart enough to know that!!!

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:41:29


Wrong. Wisconsin. Does. Not. Exist.


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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:44:05


I went to Wyoming like two years ago...
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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:44:37


WTF IS A Wyoming, I never heard of it in my life.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:45:03


Yeah, I mean, c'mon. Wyoming? What kind of shit name is that. It sounds Chinese.


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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:48:01


At 8/10/07 10:45 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote: Yeah, I mean, c'mon. Wyoming? What kind of shit name is that. It sounds Chinese.

No this is chinese.

its a joke

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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:51:55


At 8/10/07 10:44 PM, Firebert010 wrote: I went to Wyoming like two years ago...
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REALLLY? Happen to have any proof of this alleged trip to Wyoming? You obviously can't because Wyoming doesn't exist and your being paid off. How much are they giving you, shill?

At 8/10/07 10:44 PM, Mc-Nuggets wrote: WTF IS A Wyoming, I never heard of it in my life.

Even more proof of Wyoming's nonexistence. I'm sure every non-US citisen knows about most of the states. But whats the one state they never seem to remember? Wyoming.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:51:55


Wow. The biggest conspiracy. Out of all the crackpot theories I have heard in my time I do believe you're actually onto something here. Wyoming, a state that is not a state. This is one thread post that deserves a good reward, so I'll give you one. 2nd place award for bringing up this topic. So after hearing that Wyoming doesn't exist I say give it few more years and when people begin to realize it we can turn it into Disney World (Winter Park) or you know Newgrounds Land.

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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:53:00


At 8/10/07 10:48 PM, Mc-Nuggets wrote:
No this is chinese.

its a joke

Oh my God, that's fucking brilliant, who ever came up with that.


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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:56:25


At 8/10/07 10:53 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote:
At 8/10/07 10:48 PM, Mc-Nuggets wrote:
No this is chinese.

its a joke
Oh my God, that's fucking brilliant, who ever came up with that.

Hah, I hate that thing. It's lame.


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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 22:59:24


At 8/10/07 10:56 PM, johnfn wrote:
At 8/10/07 10:53 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote:
At 8/10/07 10:48 PM, Mc-Nuggets wrote:
No this is chinese.

its a joke
Oh my God, that's fucking brilliant, who ever came up with that.
Hah, I hate that thing. It's lame.

I agree it just felt right.

Oh and I got it from
here.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 23:03:10


I knew it all along....

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 23:05:48


Why would the government want to hide the fact that Wyoming isn't a state or doesn't exist? Makes no sense.


Cocks.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 23:14:25


At 8/10/07 11:05 PM, Magic-Waffle wrote: Why would the government want to hide the fact that Wyoming isn't a state or doesn't exist? Makes no sense.

Thats what they want you to thunk.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-10 23:26:18


At 8/10/07 11:05 PM, Magic-Waffle wrote: Why would the government want to hide the fact that Wyoming isn't a state or doesn't exist? Makes no sense.

You clearly don't see the scope of all this to take over the world.

Here's on of the possibilities of how Wyoming is vital in taking over the world:

The "state" of Wyoming allegedly has Yellowstone park in it. Yellowstone is supposedly a super volcano that could change life on Earth as we know it. Do you realize how much power you really hold when you have a life-changing force sitting under you? All you need to do is say that scientists believe that Yellowstone will erupt in a few weeks and everyone will go into a state of shock and panic. Everyone will start to try to leave the country.

While everyone's going crazy, the secret groups send in their private armies to take over the surrounding states and soon the whole US. Then they will hold the whole world in a stranglehold by pointing nukes at everyone and demand that they give in and countries that oppose will get obliterated. Soon after the whole world would be under one rule.

So don't underestimate the power the government and secret organizations have with Wyoming, cause its only the beginning...

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-11 00:10:35


Even more evidence for Wyoming's nonexistence!

Look at this page:
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/clic kanddrag/

Its a website dedicated to answering the question "Does Wyoming Exist?".

Here's what the guy who owns the site has to say:

"Through much research over the internet I have not been able to find any hard evidence showing that Wyoming actually exists."

He's been asking for any pictures of Wyoming. What he's gotten? Two grainy pictures with no people in them that look to be taken with the first color camera ever, a truck with an "alleged" Wyoming license plate.

He's also asked for anyone living in Wyoming to take a survey. Did he get any? Nope. I wonder why...

Here's a group of fellow Wyoming truthers that have even more mind blowing evidence for you:
http://groups.myspace.com/wyomingdoesnot exist

Its only a matter of time until the whole world knows about the Wyoming conspericy!
Spread the word! Don't let the government win!

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-11 00:40:14


As a resident of South Dakota, I can attest that the area commonly known as "Wyoming" is actually an enlarged county called Vahlance.


Sense is made.

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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-11 13:29:27


At 8/11/07 12:40 AM, Brownie210 wrote: As a resident of South Dakota, I can attest that the area commonly known as "Wyoming" is actually an enlarged county called Vahlance.

Thanks for the input. Just more proof that Wyoming is a conspiracy.

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-11 13:31:25


At 8/10/07 10:44 PM, Mc-Nuggets wrote: WTF IS A Wyoming, I never heard of it in my life.

seconded and wouldn't this be like in politics or sumthin


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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-11 13:39:22


At 8/11/07 01:31 PM, ScreamsfromtheCasket wrote:
At 8/10/07 10:44 PM, Mc-Nuggets wrote: WTF IS A Wyoming, I never heard of it in my life.
seconded and wouldn't this be like in politics or sumthin

This kind of information needs to be brought to the masses and many more people got to General the Politics so...

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-11 13:51:02


my cousin lives in wyoming much of my family has been there and I have souvineers

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-11 14:13:07


At 8/11/07 01:51 PM, crazylogic wrote: my cousin lives in wyoming much of my family has been there and I have souvineers

Are you totally sure it was Wyoming and not a hologram or virtual world set up be the feds? Look at this rare pic of the "Wyoming" border. Look at the sky. You can clearly see it has a dome-like appearance. Have you ever seen the sky ever curve like that anywhere else? Nope.

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Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-11 14:20:13


Garfield started this theory as far as I know.

I remember seeing it on the Garfield and Friends cartoon.

One of my favourite bits that ever happened on it.

At least it was a nice change from the usual:

"I'm going to the store. Now don't you eat that lasagne I made Garfield."

10 minutes later

"GARFIEEEEEEELD!!!!!"

Response to Wyoming Does Not Exist! 2007-08-11 14:27:01


Who cares? Wyoming is a shit state anyway next time try and prove a better state doesn't exsist like Maryland or Conneticut.


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