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Bald jokes 2007-07-15 01:49:10 Reply

I've never seen or heard a bald joke before, does anybody know one?


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Response to Bald jokes 2007-07-15 01:49:55 Reply

Hey baldie, got cancer?


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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:13:31 Reply

At 7/15/07 01:49 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Hey baldie, got cancer?

Lol. Why did this make me lol so much?

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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:14:17 Reply

hey you look like a penis


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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:14:54 Reply

How 'bout them bald people, eh?
What is up with that sutff!


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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:14:55 Reply

Ask bigbadron. I'm sure he's heard a few.


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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:16:40 Reply

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a pool ball...

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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:20:18 Reply

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.

"Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a
good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, "So why do you have so
much hair?"

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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:21:41 Reply

Yo momma's so bald, she went into the shower and got brainwashed.


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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:23:10 Reply

Why do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair.

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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:25:27 Reply

At 11/18/07 03:14 PM, Sarcasm wrote: Ask bigbadron. I'm sure he's heard a few.

actually, no. i've never heard a standardized bald joke. usually they're just contextual.

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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:29:12 Reply

Can you tell me my fortune?


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Response to Bald jokes 2007-11-18 15:32:32 Reply

LMFAO at those new ones.