Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:40:55
What would you do if your dad tried to rape you? Run, scream, kick him in the nuts? The answer is very logical and simple. Many dads have tried to rape me, including my own; But alas they all failed. For I had in my power a simple technique: The Twinkie House Punch.
Thats right my friends, now you shall know this sacred secret. If your dad comes onto you saying: "Itty bitty baby, Itty bitty boat." You must reply by saying: "I don't believe it." This will give you the power for your Twinkie House Punch. Then, when he's not expecting it. Yell it out and punch him right in the face, I'm telling you now he won't try and rape you again.
So there you are. A guaranteed way to make sure your dad doesn't rape your ass.
I did it for the lulz: