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Incest Rape.

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Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:40:55


What would you do if your dad tried to rape you? Run, scream, kick him in the nuts? The answer is very logical and simple. Many dads have tried to rape me, including my own; But alas they all failed. For I had in my power a simple technique: The Twinkie House Punch.

Thats right my friends, now you shall know this sacred secret. If your dad comes onto you saying: "Itty bitty baby, Itty bitty boat." You must reply by saying: "I don't believe it." This will give you the power for your Twinkie House Punch. Then, when he's not expecting it. Yell it out and punch him right in the face, I'm telling you now he won't try and rape you again.

So there you are. A guaranteed way to make sure your dad doesn't rape your ass.

HABEEB IT!

I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:41:49


Unlike the rest, boy, Im a Kind Lady.


Monster Count: 2999 - Countdown to 3000

DO ANY OF YOU BOYS LIVE IN VIRGINIA?!

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:42:08


My dad won't ever rape me.

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:42:37


I now don't have to live in fear.God bless you burnzoid.


I'd put something witty here, but that would be pointless and unoriginal.

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:43:05


INCEST RAPE IS FUN IF YOUR COUZIN IS NAMED MAUS

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:44:47


You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.


"Jayne, your mouth's talking. Might want to see to that." /Ask Me Shit\

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:45:09


Twinkie House Punch?

More like Dinky Mouse Lunch.

amirite?

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:46:26


At 7/10/07 07:44 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.

Thats not technically true.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:52:56


At 7/10/07 07:46 AM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:44 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.
Thats not technically true.

Well according to this picture, it is :)

Incest Rape.


"Jayne, your mouth's talking. Might want to see to that." /Ask Me Shit\

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:54:04


At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: Well according to this picture, it is :)

What or where the fuck it that from?

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 07:54:20


At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:46 AM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:44 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.
Thats not technically true.
Well according to this picture, it is :)

Yes, thats the original. You have tou get with the times my friend.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:04:48


Y'know, it sure would have been swell if you told me that last week...

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:10:52


At 7/10/07 07:54 AM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:46 AM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:44 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: You only have the right to punch him if he says 'Habeeb it!' after you say 'I don't believe you.'

If it doesn't go down like that, you are forever Pedobear's slave.
Thats not technically true.
Well according to this picture, it is :)
Yes, thats the original. You have tou get with the times my friend.

I'm getting too old to catch up with all these new-fangled internet things. Why change the old? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Faggots.


"Jayne, your mouth's talking. Might want to see to that." /Ask Me Shit\

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:12:32


Run. For my life.

He's dead.

DEAD

You want zombie incest rape? Go ahead.

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:35:27


At 7/10/07 08:12 AM, McJesus wrote: Run. For my life.

He's dead.

DEAD

You want zombie incest rape? Go ahead.

Thats no good.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:41:41


At 7/10/07 08:35 AM, Burnzoid wrote: Thats no good.

Have you ever seen zombie incest rape? It's brutal.

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:42:33


At 7/10/07 07:54 AM, Otreely wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: Well according to this picture, it is :)
What or where the fuck it that from?

He typed in the word bubbles in some random comic.


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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:44:35


At 7/10/07 07:41 AM, Minion777 wrote: Unlike the rest, boy, Im a Kind Lady.

Lol nice 10,000 post. :P


>:(

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:47:26


At 7/10/07 08:42 AM, soundkat wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:54 AM, Otreely wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: Well according to this picture, it is :)
What or where the fuck it that from?
He typed in the word bubbles in some random comic.

Actually no, it's one of those oh-so hilarious memes, brought to you by our friends at 4chan.

</sarcasm>

"Jayne, your mouth's talking. Might want to see to that." /Ask Me Shit\

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:49:31


At 7/10/07 08:42 AM, soundkat wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:54 AM, Otreely wrote:
At 7/10/07 07:52 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: Well according to this picture, it is :)
What or where the fuck it that from?
He typed in the word bubbles in some random comic.

I made that meme I'll have you know.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 08:53:57


At 7/10/07 08:49 AM, Burnzoid wrote: I made that meme I'll have you know.

I'll have you know I invented memes.

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 09:00:16


no lol, you need to use the axe you always keep near, chop his head off then rape him down the open throat by using his guts as lube :)


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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 09:08:18


Fight Club guys, ok.


He'd Look Just Like You'd Want Him Too, Some Kind of Slick Chrome American Prince.

Tweet//LastFM//Qwantz//Blog

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 09:25:22


At 7/10/07 07:41 AM, Minion777 wrote: Unlike the rest, boy, Im a Kind Lady.

Happy 10,000!

But seriously that is wierd. I'll keep that in mind though : \

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 09:28:21


his fingernails are weird...

pedo fetish , maybe??


Already Disturbed.

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 10:18:28


At 7/10/07 07:41 AM, Minion777 wrote: Unlike the rest, boy, Im a Kind Lady.

gratz on 10k'd

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 10:32:40


At 7/10/07 08:04 AM, FluffyBunnyMan wrote: Y'know, it sure would have been swell if you told me that last week...

LMAO


guiltman2007

Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 10:34:09


I'm going to have to silence this thread lest my children find it.


Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 10:38:56


what is wrong with you people...i have no idea what ure even talking about


Yeah.

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Response to Incest Rape. 2007-07-10 10:42:33


At 7/10/07 07:43 AM, Heliumisgood wrote: INCEST RAPE IS FUN IF YOUR COUZIN IS NAMED MAUS

that is fucked


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