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Yes, we all know that we all came across a time when somebody insults us and we have nothing to say. But this time, I got a list of things to say with example to get you out of these hard times
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Example1: Your So Damn Ugly!

Some Guy: AHAHAHAHAH ROFL YOUR SO MOTHER FUCKING UGLY

You: Well, what can I say

Some Guy: ?

You: I was never the same when I came to your house and so your mom
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Example2: Your so f*cking poor!

Some Guy: Ahahaha look at them ugly shoes! Your so poor

You: Well, if I had as much money as you had, I would use it on something usefull besides

plastic surgery and big macs.

Some Guy: *Speachless*
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Example3: Your a fatass

Some Guy: Lol your such a fatass! ROFL.

You: Ahh shit my back!

Some Guy: WTF?

You: Ahh I just gave your mom a piggyback.

Some Guy: !!!

You: And she weighs twice as much as I do.
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Example4: Your a retard

Some Guy: AHAHAHAHA your such a fucking retard! I can't believe you can't answer that!

You: Oh Yeah? Well I didn't get hit by a parked car!

Some Guy: You ho....

You: Or did you get hit by your parked mom.... I dunno
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Example5: Your ride looks gay

Some Guy: Eww your moms ride is so damn ugly!

You: Oh yeah? At least my mom puts gas in her car, unlike your mom, shaking the steering

wheel and making vrooming sounds
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Example6: I did your mom last night

Some Guy: Lol I did your mom last night, but she coulde better

You: Wait! Hold On! Your Mistaken

Some Guy: I'm not mistaken/ WTF?

You: My mom dosen't do women
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Example7: Your a fag

Some Guy: Ahahaha your a fag!!! Lol

You: How am I a fag when I took your girl from you?
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So there you go. The official list of counter insults. But hold on. Have you realized someing besides these being the best counter insult list ever? Yah. The "Some Guy" always come first.
SO ONLY USE IT WHEN SOME GUY INSULTS YOU FIRST. Thats the common method of retards; always starting something.
Feel free to share it with a friend

Coming Soon: Dealing With Retards

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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:37:40 Reply

You arent funny.

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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:38:01 Reply

God damn, just fight the guy who's picking on you.


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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:38:03 Reply

You fight like a dairy farmer.


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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:38:47 Reply

That's a guide for dummies.
Give me the advanced guide and we'll talk business.


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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:40:17 Reply

My Example 1

You: I'm going to make lots of un-entertaining comebacks, to a scripted situation that aren't even remotely funny.

Anyone reading this threat: "Nothing to say cos this is so shit".


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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:41:42 Reply

Go back in time and give your own mother an abortion to stop yourself from making this horrible thread.

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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:42:15 Reply

At 6/30/07 07:40 PM, josh483 wrote: My Example 1

You: I'm going to make lots of un-entertaining comebacks, to a scripted situation that aren't even remotely funny.

Anyone reading this threat: "Nothing to say cos this is so shit".

Best one in this thread.

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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:43:25 Reply

At 6/30/07 07:38 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You fight like a dairy farmer.

I jump people with my cows?


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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:49:01 Reply

At 6/30/07 07:38 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You fight like a dairy farmer.

I am rubber, you are glue.


GT - LedgeyNG, Steam - Ledgey91, PSN - LedgeyNG

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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:51:18 Reply

At 6/30/07 07:38 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You fight like a dairy farmer.

how appropriate you fight like a cow.

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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:54:51 Reply

At 6/30/07 07:38 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You fight like a dairy farmer.

Ironic, seeing as your fighting like a cow.

+1 abridged quote
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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-06-30 19:58:58 Reply

At 6/30/07 07:36 PM, DCorpHQ wrote:
Coming Soon: Dealing With Retards

i might need that soon

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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-07-01 04:52:11 Reply

Imguybrush threepwood and Im a MIGHTY PIRATE

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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-07-01 05:20:02 Reply

What makes this official?

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Response to The Official Counter Insult List 2007-07-01 05:22:22 Reply

Insult: [Anything]

Counter attack: *Use splash attack*

originality.

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