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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:30:06


At 6/18/07 05:25 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...

That happened to me twice at once, one in my thigh, one in my calf.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:30:14


At 6/18/07 05:29 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:
At 6/18/07 05:25 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...
Holy shit, you already put me into your sig?

I think I just made an epic thread.

I'm starting a collection of masturbation threads.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:31:18


At 6/18/07 05:29 PM, TSstudios wrote: Ok... confession time....

I am 11 1/2 and I have masterbated so many times... it kinda feels so sensitive it hurts really as all men know... I have never gotten the sperm out. EVER! can anyone give me advice? PLEASE!

can anyone help me on this? PLEASE!


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:32:07


At 6/18/07 05:14 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: When I was young, I couldn't cum, I was too young. The first day I ever did, it splattered all over my shirt... What a mess it was.

I can relate to this.... heh

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:32:07


At 6/18/07 05:26 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: I remember the time I did it in the bathtub, using the soap. It felt great, but the next time I tried it I got soap down in the hole... It stung so bad and I had to get it out by spraying the showerhead in it.

oh, god. that made me squirm just reading it.

i've taken my pants off and beat off, then realized i got it all over my pants.

...more than once. lol.

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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:32:11


At 6/18/07 05:29 PM, TSstudios wrote: Ok... confession time....

I am 11 1/2 and I have masterbated so many times... it kinda feels so sensitive it hurts really as all men know... I have never gotten the sperm out. EVER! can anyone give me advice? PLEASE!

You're too young, you can't make cum yet. Been there. Done that. Cum is messy, so be glad you can't do it.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:32:26


I tried using cardboard center from a toilet roll, but my swong didn't fit in...

if you don't know the word 'swong', watch beavis and buthead do america (i'm willing to settle for other spelling)

At 7/22/07 05:20 AM, Aci6 wrote:

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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:33:50


I once did it in the shower using hair cinditioner as lube. I slipped off and hit myself in the eye.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:34:09


At 6/18/07 05:29 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:
At 6/18/07 05:25 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...
Holy shit, you already put me into your sig?

I think I just made an epic thread.

YEP


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:34:28


At 6/18/07 05:32 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
At 6/18/07 05:29 PM, TSstudios wrote: Ok... confession time....

I am 11 1/2 and I have masterbated so many times... it kinda feels so sensitive it hurts really as all men know... I have never gotten the sperm out. EVER! can anyone give me advice? PLEASE!
You're too young, you can't make cum yet. Been there. Done that. Cum is messy, so be glad you can't do it.

but so many people said they was able to do it at 11. *i am worried it will never happen. that maybe when getting circumsised or being formed something happened like a visectummy*


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:35:04


At 6/18/07 05:32 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
You're too young, you can't make cum yet. Been there. Done that. Cum is messy, so be glad you can't do it.

Excuse me, But when i was 10 years of age i could cum.
Some people are early starters in puberty.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:36:54


At 6/18/07 05:35 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote:
At 6/18/07 05:32 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
You're too young, you can't make cum yet. Been there. Done that. Cum is messy, so be glad you can't do it.
Excuse me, But when i was 10 years of age i could cum.
Some people are early starters in puberty.

God... was it hard? like you felt like your stomach was gonna blow up and pudding was gonna come out?


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:37:12


It bent the wrong way... -_-

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:37:59


At 6/18/07 05:32 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Cum is messy

Not if you masterbate 3 times a day, straightggot.

It's hard to get more than 3 inches of cum >:(

AND IT'S HARD NOT TO MASTERBATE EVERY FUCKING DAY,.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:38:05


ALWAYS. LOCK. THE. DOOR.

even if nobodies home its a must.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:39:08


At 6/18/07 05:36 PM, TSstudios wrote:
At 6/18/07 05:35 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote: Excuse me, But when i was 10 years of age i could cum.
Some people are early starters in puberty.
God... was it hard? like you felt like your stomach was gonna blow up and pudding was gonna come out?

I can't remember, Was 8 years ago.
I bet i cummed all over my bedroom wall.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:39:17


At 6/18/07 05:36 PM, TSstudios wrote: God... was it hard? like you felt like your stomach was gonna blow up and pudding was gonna come out?

...

It feels good.

Just wait a few years and you'll be able to, don't worry (Y)

As for masturbation mistakes, I guess the only one I can think of is needing to pee :(


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:41:00


At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Title says it all, did you ever make a mistake while masturbating, while a kid or otherwise?

When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

Doesn't feel like a blowjob, but it does feel good. I don't really think there are any mistakes you can make while masturbating. Besides indian burn.(youch)


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:41:41


I want Gagsy to masturbate me but it'll probably be without love.

Fucking cunt.


it feels redundant to eat a bacon&sausage ham sandwich... but it's soooooo good.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:42:21


At 6/18/07 05:38 PM, SHIT-TANK wrote: ALWAYS. LOCK. THE. DOOR.

even if nobodies home its a must.

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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:43:03


Mom
Walked
In

Enough said.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:46:21


At 6/18/07 05:43 PM, Katelynnn wrote: Mom
Walked
In

Enough said.

I hoped she helped out.

God I'd love to be a daughter, and have mother walk in, and eat me out. You must be lucky because it won't feel awkward when you ask her if you can take a shower together and lick her hairy wet pussy A^_^

You're both women. Why would the be weird?


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:46:27


At 6/18/07 05:43 PM, Katelynnn wrote: Mom
Walked
In

Enough said.

Now that sucks. I only do it when I am alone.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:47:37


I did it too much and my penis started to hurt badly and I did it three more times.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:48:50


At 6/18/07 05:34 PM, TSstudios wrote: but so many people said they was able to do it at 11. *i am worried it will never happen. that maybe when getting circumsised or being formed something happened like a visectummy*

I didn't do it until i was 14 :/
I was a late bloomer but it's nothing to get caught up in.

My penis is regular size and im able to suceed in today's society
it's almost as if going through puberty later then some still allowed me to become a normal person

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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:49:54


At 6/18/07 05:21 PM, numbers wrote:
At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What mistakes did/have you make/made?
Cumming on a girl.

Another one was where I jacked off to a girl, and found out she was a real girl, not a man pretending to be a girl. Sadly mistaken. I regret that one, actually :(

Lol, you crack me up numbers!


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:51:32


At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Title says it all, did you ever make a mistake while masturbating, while a kid or otherwise?

When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

What mistakes did/have you make/made?

uhhh i ussually use moisturizer so it doesent hurt if i go too fast, but one time we were out of moisturizer so... i used shampoo and it got in my penis hole thing... and it burned like a son of a bitch when i pee'd

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:53:34


i once jacked it 6 times in 5 minutes. i didnt feel so good after that.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:53:44


Erm, no my mom didn't help out.
She just backed out of my room and let me finish. Was a bit awkward actually, that's like your dad walking in on you.
Of course, you males bond wierdly so it might be a ritual for your dad to walk in on the sons.
I wouldn't know. Thank god.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:55:39


At 6/18/07 05:49 PM, Kyle wrote: Lol, you crack me up numbers!

Gagsy said I cracked her up.

Everytime I thought of her I thought of this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nHEhEt36bU

Along with all the lesbian porn videos I was watching.

Now, just...just...she made me unhorny. Hate her. DO IT.


it feels redundant to eat a bacon&sausage ham sandwich... but it's soooooo good.