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Masturbation Mistakes?

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Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:09:27


Title says it all, did you ever make a mistake while masturbating, while a kid or otherwise?

When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

What mistakes did/have you make/made?


I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin

And I still smell cleaner than the shit you're in

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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:10:41


At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Title says it all, did you ever make a mistake while masturbating, while a kid or otherwise?

When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

What mistakes did/have you make/made?

You didn't...lick your hands......afterwards....did you?


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:11:01


One time... It went into my face......


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:12:14


I once did it too mutch and too fast, so now I have a spot whre I rubbed off scin.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:14:18


At 6/18/07 05:12 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once did it too much and too fast, so now I have a spot where I rubbed off scin.

me too

i did it one so hard it hurt for a while

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:14:34


When I was young, I couldn't cum, I was too young. The first day I ever did, it splattered all over my shirt... What a mess it was.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:17:18


i came on the keyboard once and that suc ked because it got all between the keys and it was hard to clean out

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:17:54


At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

hahaha! that cracked me up.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:18:22


every 10th or so time i beat it untill it bleeds.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:18:22


At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Title says it all, did you ever make a mistake while masturbating, while a kid or otherwise?

When I was 11, I thought that if I licked my hand, and masturbated, it would feel like a blowjob. I was tragically mistaken.

What mistakes did/have you make/made?

I rarely masurbate only once I've been pleased


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:19:07


At 6/18/07 05:14 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: When I was young, I couldn't cum, I was too young. The first day I ever did, it splattered all over my shirt... What a mess it was.

You could make that into a poem!


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:19:08


I did once in the shower, and it turned into like a glue.

So my pubies were all stuck together for two days and it bothered the hell out of me.


...

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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:19:09


I had to pee.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:19:42


At 6/18/07 05:16 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote:
At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What mistakes did/have you make/made?
The same one you have.

Wow, I didn't know I had that much in common with a melted jewel.


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And I still smell cleaner than the shit you're in

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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:20:03


At 6/18/07 05:14 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: When I was young, I couldn't cum, I was too young. The first day I ever did, it splattered all over my shirt... What a mess it was.

lol that cracked me up


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:21:01


I pulled too hard and snapped my banjo sting (the connector to the foreskin bit)

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:21:11


I hit my shoulder with cum once.

I was absolutely amazed.

Sadly amazed.

):


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:21:28


I've got two:
1.) Once I was masturbating to a "messy video" (I have a thing for girls covered in stuff) on Youtube, then I stopped half way through. The models I was jacking off to were transvestites.

2.) I've accidently done it twice in a row a few times. This really hurts my back, sometimes for the duration of the next day.

Contrary to belief, drinking one's semen after one has ejaculated is quite rewarding. Seriously.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:21:36


At 6/18/07 05:18 PM, Fox-Ad-Infinitum wrote: every 10th or so time i beat it untill it bleeds.

That's really bad, you should probably do it a little less.


Buya

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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:21:58


At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What mistakes did/have you make/made?

Cumming on a girl.

Another one was where I jacked off to a girl, and found out she was a real girl, not a man pretending to be a girl. Sadly mistaken. I regret that one, actually :(


it feels redundant to eat a bacon&sausage ham sandwich... but it's soooooo good.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:22:25


i tried using my feet

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:24:00


At 6/18/07 05:21 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: Contrary to belief, drinking one's semen after one has ejaculated is quite rewarding. Seriously.

IT TASTES LIKE PROTEINE-SHAKES. D:<


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:24:21


At 6/18/07 05:21 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote:
2.) I've accidently done it twice in a row a few times. This really hurts my back, sometimes for the duration of the next day.

oussy


Contrary to belief, drinking one's semen after one has ejaculated is quite rewarding. Seriously.

correction: SICK pussy!


At 7/22/07 05:20 AM, Aci6 wrote:

1 day being one rotation of the earth around the sun.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:24:51


It got in my mouth once


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:25:00


I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:25:26


At 6/18/07 05:22 PM, JC1playa wrote: i tried using my feet

That's the lamest fetish.

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:26:02


I remember the time I did it in the bathtub, using the soap. It felt great, but the next time I tried it I got soap down in the hole... It stung so bad and I had to get it out by spraying the showerhead in it.


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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:27:35


I never, ever made a mistake with masturbation.
I am the King of Jacking the Tiger.

At 6/18/07 05:21 PM, numbers wrote:
At 6/18/07 05:09 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What mistakes did/have you make/made?
Cumming on a girl.

Another one was where I jacked off to a girl, and found out she was a real girl, not a man pretending to be a girl. Sadly mistaken. I regret that one, actually :(

I thought I was the only one :O

Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:29:19


At 6/18/07 05:25 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...

Holy shit, you already put me into your sig?

I think I just made an epic thread.


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And I still smell cleaner than the shit you're in

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Response to Masturbation Mistakes? 2007-06-18 17:30:06


At 6/18/07 05:25 PM, Hellian00 wrote: I once got so mutch pleasure that I tensed up my leg and got a knot that lasted for like 1/2 an hour. I diddn't finish off that day...

That happened to me twice at once, one in my thigh, one in my calf.


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