At 5/27/07 03:43 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Nice story. I read it all. Also, remember...
dont ban me, mods!
4ailchan memes are fucking hilarious. Let's steal some more dumb unfunny ideas from a spammy shitty site!
I Almost Got Caught Masturbating
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now that took some balls
no pun intented.
Grey power.
Well that sucks. I've never been caught masterbating. But my mother did walk in on my and my boyfriend once.
surprisingly I wasn't embaressed at all, I thought it was funny though.
At 5/27/07 03:43 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Nice story. I read it all. Also, remember...
dont ban me, mods!
He must be crafty, I don't see him anywhere.
damn dude that was intence i couldnt stop laughing
spelling???....................^
Awesomest story. While funny to hear, I wouldnt want it to happen to me.
Hey look, clever words
At 5/27/07 01:09 AM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: The funny thing is that my ex's nickname was fifi. XD
Was your girlfriend a dog? You know thats beastiality right?
I swear, with all of these masturbating stories, I ought to just post the link to jackinworld in my sig for the benefit of all those who are worried about their masturbatory experiences and wish to be reassured that all is well. :D
Something tells me that, since your grandpa is a guy that
A) he knew darn well what you were doing and wished to mess with your mind; or
B) If he didn't know at first, he still wouldn't have been shocked; as he IS a guy and all guys do this. (The ones who say they don't are liars.)
Funny story! I laughed thinking of your desperate, mad scramble. Once I tried to give a peeky at something naughty on the web and my hubby walked in. My stupid jerk-box computer decided to "not respond" right when I tried to shut down the page. Fortunately, my husband thought it was hot that I was looking; but I definitely sent that damn "error report" to Microsoft!!! :D
Wow that's like "Gone in 60 Seconds"
what
That was a surprisingly well articled story of your misfortune. Very entertaining.
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