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Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:49:33


Most of us have heard of the FIND MADDY news reports

but this subject is a line where jokes may not tread on

So I ask you, is it too harsh to ask for maddy jokes?

We did it for VTECH, why can't we do it on here.

IE I'm asking for your best maddy jokes

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:51:51


What if Maddy died in VTech?


I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin

And I still smell cleaner than the shit you're in

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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:53:37


Find maddy? the hell is that about?

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:54:29


Q: How many brain dead parents does it take to leave a child on their own in a foreign country?
A: Dos.

Hahaha...

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:55:23


How do you make Maddie cry for a second time?

Wipe you bloody cock in her hair.

___

Why can't they find maddie?

because she is burried in some woods.

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:55:41


Why is this kidnapping so much more widespread than all the others?

I hope they find her half naked with her asshole torn open.


hurrrddurrrrrrrr

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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:58:41


Why did they lose madeline? Cause they didnt stay in a best western get smart...

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:58:46


I couldn't really care about this maddylyne person, or who ever he is.


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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:58:48


Wait I got more...

Why can't they find maddie?

because its too hard to navigate the entire of russia for a 4 year old girl who is now nothing more then sex traffic.

Why can't they still find maddie?

because they are not getting anymore money for it.

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 17:58:53


At 5/25/07 05:55 PM, Demean wrote: Why is this kidnapping so much more widespread than all the others?

Because there wasnothing else interesting. If something huge happened at the same time, we wouldn't be posting in this thread.


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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 18:01:00


At 5/25/07 05:58 PM, Kidiri wrote:
At 5/25/07 05:55 PM, Demean wrote: Why is this kidnapping so much more widespread than all the others?
Because there wasnothing else interesting. If something huge happened at the same time, we wouldn't be posting in this thread.

I think it's the way that it happened in a generic all-inclusive, that the parents were checking every half hour, and somehow she was kidnapped with nobody seeing.


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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 18:28:53


At 5/25/07 05:53 PM, Junior-mints wrote: Find maddy? the hell is that about?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xm l=/news/2007/05/22/nmaddy122.xml
http://www.findmadeleine.com/

The balance on the fund account current stands at £313,091.17.

For fuck sake

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 18:31:21


At 5/25/07 05:57 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote: SHE OME? LUV U BABI GIRL

XXXXXX

RIP FOREVER COME OME SOON LUV U

RIP BABE LETS HOOK UP X X X X

LUV U BABES

Oh....k..

Really appropriate to the topic...

</sarcasm>

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 18:33:36


So, what's up with airplane food........

ITS MAED OF MADDY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 18:36:08


At 5/25/07 05:53 PM, Junior-mints wrote: Find maddy? the hell is that about?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeleine_McCann

Cliffnotes: 4-year-old goes missing in Portugal, press has been full of nothing else for the past three weeks despite no real news whatsoever.

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 19:09:06


At 5/25/07 05:51 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What if Maddy died in VTech?

On 9/11?

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 19:11:36


At 5/25/07 07:09 PM, ShitOnMyChest wrote:
At 5/25/07 05:51 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What if Maddy died in VTech?
On 9/11?

And she was in a gas chamber in the tower.


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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 19:30:39


At 5/25/07 07:11 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
At 5/25/07 07:09 PM, ShitOnMyChest wrote:
At 5/25/07 05:51 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What if Maddy died in VTech?
On 9/11?
And she was in a gas chamber in the tower.

In Iraq

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 19:37:56


At 5/25/07 06:31 PM, Dr34m3r wrote:
At 5/25/07 05:57 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote: SHE OME? LUV U BABI GIRL

XXXXXX

RIP FOREVER COME OME SOON LUV U

RIP BABE LETS HOOK UP X X X X

LUV U BABES
Oh....k..

Really appropriate to the topic...

</sarcasm>

You really are an idiot.

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 19:39:07


So, When's PigPen going to make a game about Maddie?


read my blog, posta commenrt, and I'll read yours!

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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 19:47:14


I know where she is!!

Madeline Jokes

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 19:58:52


grr, madeline is my name so this keeps scaring me.


I'm a banana.

Thanks Razac for the picture in my signature, and November for making it.

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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 20:00:18


At 5/25/07 07:30 PM, ShitOnMyChest wrote:
At 5/25/07 07:11 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
At 5/25/07 07:09 PM, ShitOnMyChest wrote:
At 5/25/07 05:51 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What if Maddy died in VTech?
On 9/11?
And she was in a gas chamber in the tower.
In Iraq

With Paula Poundstone


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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 20:03:36


Fuck you.

Madeline Jokes


/ Accomplishments: first 1000 comment news post.

/ عثكغ ʘⒺⒸⓀⒺʘ

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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 20:05:45


At 5/25/07 08:00 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
At 5/25/07 07:30 PM, ShitOnMyChest wrote:
At 5/25/07 07:11 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
At 5/25/07 07:09 PM, ShitOnMyChest wrote:
At 5/25/07 05:51 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: What if Maddy died in VTech?
On 9/11?
And she was in a gas chamber in the tower.
In Iraq
With Paula Poundstone

While being repeatedly kicked in the face by George Walker Bush.


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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 20:08:28


At 5/25/07 06:36 PM, jonthomson wrote:
At 5/25/07 05:53 PM, Junior-mints wrote: Find maddy? the hell is that about?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeleine_McCann

Cliffnotes: 4-year-old goes missing in Portugal, press has been full of nothing else for the past three weeks despite no real news whatsoever.

world is a boring place it seems.

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 20:22:31


At 5/25/07 08:08 PM, Jinzoa wrote:
At 5/25/07 06:36 PM, jonthomson wrote:
At 5/25/07 05:53 PM, Junior-mints wrote: Find maddy? the hell is that about?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeleine_McCann

Cliffnotes: 4-year-old goes missing in Portugal, press has been full of nothing else for the past three weeks despite no real news whatsoever.
world is a boring place it seems.

Seems so, its different over here, they don't seem to report much of it.

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-25 20:33:15


PWNED!

Madeline Jokes


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Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-26 07:47:44


At 5/25/07 05:54 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Q: How many brain dead parents does it take to leave a child on their own in a foreign country?
A: Dos.

Hahaha...

Haha

Simple enough joke really.

Response to Madeline Jokes 2007-05-26 07:54:24


It is too harsh doing jokes, she is after all a child, the rules of jokes change for children, and no one knows what has happened to her.

Although she must be dead by now =\


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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