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Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach?

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Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:07:16


Alright, before I even start, my rebuttal to the asshats who are going to come back with a comment along the lines of "How would you know what it smells like unless you eat/sniff/drink/etc. it?!": I do my business just as I'm sure many of you do, and it's a potent smell, believe it or not. You don't need to have it near your nose to smell it.

And to the clever asshats who are going to respond with the above simply because I said some people will: You're not funny. So don't do it

On to the actual topic: Why IS it that semen smells like bleach?

Is it perhaps because of a chemical or acid found in bleach that also exists in semen (ammonia, perhaps?)... or for what other reason?

I have always wondered why after choking the lizard, there's always a scent of bleach from my now unborn spawn, and yet I am baffled when it comes to why such a scent exists.

Of course, many of you may know just as little about it as I do, but I figured I could ask anyway...


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:07:49


How would you know what it smells like unless you eat/sniff/drink/etc. it?!

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:08:50


There must be a problem with your semen, mine most definitely has no potent smell. It smells like nothing. Or maybe there is something wrong with my semen.


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:08:54


are you sure...
if your bleach isn't semen?
eh?

Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach?

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:09:06


How would you know what it smells like unless you eat/sniff/drink/etc. it?!

Wow.

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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:09:11


I don't think it smells like bleach after I wank off...


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:09:31


Quandry:

Bleach tastes like Strawberries.
Semen smells like Bleach
Yet, my semen tastes like Jesus.


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:09:59


At 2/28/07 09:09 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: I don't think it smells like bleach after I wank off...

it perhaps may not be the scent of bleach, but it's certainly the most similar item that comes to mind.


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:10:07


ahahahahaha omg omg funny shit, how would you know unless u eat,sniff,plug it, ect...


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:11:30


Its a smell that just happens to resemble that of bleaach.

See if it cleans your clothes :)

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:12:16


mine smells like sweaty bread dough.

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:12:29


Only after it's been drying. Some stuff smells the same, it just happens.


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:13:26


Christ, this forum damn near justifies genocide.

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:14:14


I don't know mine seems to change smells slightly, I think it depends on what you eat actually (if Jr high health taught me anything).

Stop sniffen bleach my good man, (When I eat a buttload of fritos, It kinda smells like corn)


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:14:59


What if... Semen doesn't smell like bleach...

but bleach smells like semen?

That's nut in your clorox, yo.


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:15:39


I don't know, but I know I fucking hate that smell, and can't stand to have it on my hands, which is why I always wash them after a wank.


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:17:26


you fucking stole this topic off 4chan I JUST FINISHED READING IT THERE

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:17:43


What does your diet consist of?


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:19:22


At 2/28/07 09:17 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: What does your diet consist of?

It's not really the best, Usually a jug of Milk in the morning (the travel size, not a full gallon jug), some form of meat at lunch in school, and spaghetti for dinner, although sometimes we order pizza.

other than that, the only other thing I knwo i drink regularly is Sunny D.


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:20:44


i actually just cum into the washing machine when i'm doing a load of whites...


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:20:56


Nah man, I hear where ur comin from - it's either bleach or clorene - but i dont wanna get too close . cuz this is gross.

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:22:17


Nonono, you've got it all wrong. It's the other way around, bleach smells like semen.


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:27:33


I've never made that comparison, it just doesen't have that sharp chemical smell that hurts your nose ( then again, I can't think of anything better to compare it to).


Awesome post great job!

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:29:33


I've never noticed a similarity between the two in scent....

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:35:14


Because you touch yourself at night.

Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:40:03


I know what you mean but your asking the wrong question its not why does semen smell like bleach its , Why does bleach smell like semen...

because mans penis has been around alot longer..


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Response to Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach? 2007-02-28 21:49:34


Without reading any of the replies, i have smelled my semen and its NOTHING EVEN CLOSE to bleach.

also http://www.jackinworld.com/qa/qasem.html

ctrl-f the word bleach

or look at first result here

http://www.google.com/search?q=semen+smell&ie =utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:of ficial&client=firefox-a


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