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DAG messages

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-13 15:25:44


hey, whatever works.

*jesters frog*


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-13 20:50:11


yeah, what do you think of the new sig pic? I like it personally, it took me some time to do it...it can always be improved though. lol.

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-13 21:01:03


At 5/13/03 08:50 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: yeah, what do you think of the new sig pic? I like it personally, it took me some time to do it...it can always be improved though. lol.

Plays up the occult side of the DAG.....I like the pentacle...... Maybe put a prophecy of destruction by the hands of the DAG in your sig text so that the 6:66 is a little more relevant.... The woman is a little vague and out of place maybe add some flames around her so it looks like shes burning in Hell.... Pretty good all in all.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-13 22:19:44


At 5/13/03 09:59 PM, jimsween wrote: Even though I despise the DAG I must warn you, that woman can get you banned in here. You have to cover her up.

*looks at jimsween*

*kisses emblem of ST DAG*


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 07:09:35


She is covered.
You can't see anything.

And besides- take a look at half the submissions to the portal "pr0n slideshow", etc.

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 08:37:50


Once again more morons are complaining about the pic. Oh well, I learned a long time ago that you can't please all the "people" on this planet earth. Besides, you can't even see anything, and on top of that this web site has porn ads all over the place, so write them about that before you go dissing my devil chick dammnit!

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 09:28:59


At 5/14/03 08:37 AM, cannibal7878 wrote:

hey man, how much do you know about making pics? If at all possible, I was thinking about getting a DAG member to make the emblem of ST DAG, the patron saint of idiots who shut the hell up. I wanted Shrike to do it, but it would be preferable if a member did it. I was thinking it should look like the DAG devil on a cross, or possibly a cross with horns instead of a crown of thorns. Of course, red and black color scheme, and possibly with a caption that reads:

ST DAG

The patron saint of idiots who shut the hell up

If noone does it for me, I might just have to get off my fat ass and make a lame shitty one myself.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

BBS Signature

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 10:14:30


Hey funk, yeah I know a little bit about making banners...I would be thrilled to make the "official DAG banner." Throw some more ideas around to me, and I will get started on it tonight. As long as, of course, I wouldn't want to offend too many people...LOLLOLOLOLOLOL. HAHAHAHAHA, bow down to the DAG!!!!!!

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 11:30:45


I was also thinking the emblem of ST DAG should have a sort of red, cloudy, unholy halo around it. I would like the cross itself to be intricate, possibly baroque/tribal (not too much tribal though). I really dig the whole playing up the sacreligious aspect of the DAG. I think simple mods to an already existing pic would probably come off better, but if you could make it a crucified demon all the better.

maybe a dark grey cross ( to stand out against the black NG background), with red decorative lines intertwining through it, preferably spiky. If you go for the horns concept put the horns about the head height on the cross were their to be someone on there.

Pretty much, just make it look cool and I'll like it. Thats the prime directive, everything I say is only suggestions.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

BBS Signature

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 11:33:59


cool, I'll see what I can come up with tonight, after school, and of course, my plethora of homework...lol

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 11:37:54


At 5/14/03 11:33 AM, cannibal7878 wrote: cool, I'll see what I can come up with tonight, after school, and of course, my plethora of homework...lol

Yea and soon the St. DAG of silence and chagrin
would be born to walk the BBS
Great was the trembling of the uninitiated
for they knew he would be wroth with them
and thunder and blood echoed
from where his steps would land

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 11:43:04


Yes, and I looked and behold, the rider had two horns, like a lamb, but he spoke like a dragon...and all those who did not take the mark of the beast were made to die...the number of the beast is the number of a man, 666...I did not come to make peace, I came to cause division, strife, and to make war with the saints.

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 13:37:22


The four horsemen of the DAG have gathered and now they shall ride roughshod over those who oppose.
*shakes head*
Man I must have been channeling the PCs there for a sec.

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 13:40:49


At 5/14/03 01:37 PM, Shih wrote: The four horsemen of the DAG have gathered and now they shall ride roughshod over those who oppose.
*shakes head*
Man I must have been channeling the PCs there for a sec.

Did you see my pic mod in "PC pictures post" of Albrecht Durer's "four horsemen"?


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

BBS Signature

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 13:41:17


Yes, I looked and behold, my shoe hath untied itself. I bend in half to remedy mine strife, and thine back seam of mine pantaloons did tear, exposing for all to see the embarassment that is my skid mark. I am marked by the evil beast that is my rectum, and shall be forever besmirched by it's dread sentence of lifelong odiferous despair.

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 13:43:32


At 5/14/03 01:41 PM, GnarlyCar wrote: funny shit

damnit, Gnarly Car, stop being hilarious.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 15:40:46


Ask, and ye shall receive.

But beware! Be careful what you ask for, as ye may receive.

*ominous laugh*
MWAAHAHAHAHAhahhahahahahahaaaaaaaa


"A witty quote proves nothing."

~Voltaire

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 15:53:22


I'm so evil.

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"A witty quote proves nothing."

~Voltaire

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 17:38:37


At 5/14/03 03:53 PM, TheShrike wrote: I'm so evil.

oh yeah shrike...you are so evil...creative, yes, evil NO WAY...you shouldn't make fun of St. Dag that way...karma (even evil karma) has a way of following one around...lol.

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 18:06:06


At least I didn't go with my original idea...

(Saint Dag.... The patron saint of dingleberries)


"A witty quote proves nothing."

~Voltaire

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 18:09:14


LOOK! It magically disapeared!

The first miracle of ST DAG!

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This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

BBS Signature

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 18:14:43


Sweet, I could not have done better myself...Hail St. Dag, for He has risen!
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6
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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 18:49:41


Please! You're making it look bad! I was just messing with you guys anyway.

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"A witty quote proves nothing."

~Voltaire

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 18:59:56


At 5/14/03 06:31 PM, jimsween wrote:
At 5/14/03 08:37 AM, cannibal7878 wrote: Once again more morons are complaining about the pic. Oh well, I learned a long time ago that you can't please all the "people" on this planet earth. Besides, you can't even see anything, and on top of that this web site has porn ads all over the place, so write them about that before you go dissing my devil chick dammnit!
If you would have read what I wrote jackass you would have seen I was just trying to warn you, they can and probably will ban you for that. Last time I try to help a dagimite.

Don't go out of your way to help the Dag...we don't need people like you on our side...no need for harsh name calling either jim...so much hatred...should be on the dark side...

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 19:00:05


Holy photoshop glitches, Batman!!

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"A witty quote proves nothing."

~Voltaire

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Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 19:00:54


Shrike sure is nice to you, using his ultimate drawing skills as he does.

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 21:42:24


At 5/14/03 07:00 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Shrike sure is nice to you, using his ultimate drawing skills as he does.

We did invoke him with a circle of welcoming and a sacrifice of buffalo wings and beer after all. And anyways, *kisses emblem of ST DAG* is a lot nicer than "Shut the fuck up you stupid donkey fucker!".

Damnit, were trying to maintain a little civility and class over here.

*belchs loudly*


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

BBS Signature

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 22:19:30


Bow down before the almighty DAG, we will make all those against us, suffer for not taking the almighty mark of St. Dag...

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 23:06:16


At 5/14/03 10:19 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Bow down before the almighty DAG, we will make all those against us, suffer for not taking the almighty mark of St. Dag...

Hey cannibal, wanna do me a favor? Ninja_Scientist has been all up my ass lately because she cant convince me to be a lefty. She keeps ragging on me about how I'm stupid and contradict myself. Why dont you show her how to fear the DAG?

Go, my minion, and wreak havok among the infidel whose name is Ninja_Scientist!


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

BBS Signature

Response to DAG messages 2003-05-14 23:09:29


At 5/14/03 10:19 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Bow down before the almighty DAG, we will make all those against us, suffer for not taking the almighty mark of St. Dag...

i stop taunting you for what? a week? and you resort to semispamming your own topic? I can't believe it, but you're killing yourselves without me. i'm so happy, i'm not.


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