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So I was walking home last night.As I crossed the corner to my street, I noticed a small ratty, dark figure leaning on a bent lampost opposite my house.I could'nt see his face but I could see a slight buldge under his oversized belt buckle.His head turned as I walked down my drive...
When I got in I started up my computer-as It's stone age system came to life. I went to the bathroom. When I walked back to my room I saw through the window That same person was still under the lampost.he had now lit a fag and was seemingly staring at me under his peaked cap.the buldge in his trousers had grown now...
I got back to my computer and logged into Newgrounds, after voting on a couple of Flashes I posted on the BBS
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I was now extremely tired and Walked down again through the coridoor to the bathroom,When I past the window again,I noticed the man was no longer there, I thought I noticed a slight panting noise but when I turned around all I could see was the laundry hamper,its lid leaning against it.I shrugged and walked into the bathroom.
I washed my hands,the warm water and soap felt calming on my thick skin,I heard a creaking outside...I looked at the door absent mindedly as I put some toothpaste onto my brush.Suddenly I heard a slight zipping sound causing me to jump and clench my hands into fists, I calmed myself telling myself it was probably the cat.I pulled my toothbrush up to my mouth...
suddenly I felt a large amount of some slimy,sticky liquid slip down my through!t,I choked violently and saw some white stuff shoot out of my mouth and onto the mirror in front of me!-I looked at my hand and saw the crushed toothpaste tube in my clenched fist
'Aw shit!' I thought


"Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-18 16:14:03


I love the word "gloopy."

Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-18 16:17:14


Rofl! I love how you lead us the other way completely!

HAHAHA great!


Hello, matey.

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-18 16:23:19


At 2/18/07 04:14 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: I love the word "gloopy."

there is no other word which describes gloopy!
(lol MSword thesaurus)


"Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-18 16:59:01


it could have been a lot...lot worse!

I swallowed something white &Gloopy


"Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 15:54:36


At 2/18/07 04:17 PM, TheBeagle wrote: Rofl! I love how you lead us the other way completely!

HAHAHA great!

yay!-cheers

first compliment for a while

"Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 15:55:47


Ahh... very nice sir. You had me going.


This is artistic expression.

Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 15:58:26


That was great! You pulled me along through the whole thing.


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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 16:00:57


isnt there a werd for what he did here?
but anyway it was funny.


> z0r. (Random, and possibly NSFW.)

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 16:02:45


At 2/21/07 04:00 PM, Grimfenix wrote: isnt there a werd for what he did here?

holy shit i spelled word wrong


> z0r. (Random, and possibly NSFW.)

> Sig by lopas1.

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 16:03:55


"I swallowed something white &Gloopy"

What a great name for a thread!


... LOL WOW this signature is ancient.

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 16:05:10


At 2/21/07 04:02 PM, Grimfenix wrote: shit i spelled word wrong

Just make a Myspace and give into stupidness and popularity


Somebody make me a cunting signature.

Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 16:06:25


Yay some orginality


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm

Slags and hoes.

Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 16:07:40


i was expecting some dirty nasty post here.... lol...


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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-21 16:07:56


At 2/21/07 04:03 PM, DarkArchon wrote: "I swallowed something white &Gloopy"

What a great name for a thread!

I think its cute :)


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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-26 12:34:33


At 2/21/07 04:06 PM, EvilJesus wrote: Yay some orginality

yay-positive comments in my thread!


"Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-26 12:45:28


. . .No oral rape? :'(

You're funny. You deserve a cookie.

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-28 15:02:24


At 2/26/07 12:45 PM, KC-Jones wrote: . . .No oral rape? :'(

You're funny. You deserve a cookie.

Me no likee teh cookie
me likee teh oral rape though...you got any of them?


"Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-28 15:04:19


At 2/26/07 12:34 PM, mranarchy wrote:
At 2/21/07 04:06 PM, EvilJesus wrote: Yay some orginality
yay-positive comments in my thread!

Yay........YAY


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm

Slags and hoes.

Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-28 15:05:47


I get it.

You con notated semen but really, it was toothpaste.

OBVIOUSLY.

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-28 15:10:51


If thats true, thats pretty bad and I would be sicken by that.

I look at my toothbrush before I brush my tooth and now I will remember too, lol gloopy


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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-28 15:13:30


It's just the tooth paste, calm down.

Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-28 15:16:31


Is it weird that I didn't make a connection to semen when you said white and gloopy?

Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-02-28 15:45:14


At 2/28/07 03:04 PM, EvilJesus wrote:
At 2/26/07 12:34 PM, mranarchy wrote:
At 2/21/07 04:06 PM, EvilJesus wrote: Yay some orginality
yay-positive comments in my thread!
Yay........YAY

holy crap my first win sticker
*sniff*


"Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."

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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-03-16 18:50:29


That's pretty grose, some strange guy who liked you broke into your house and did something to your toothpaste, if you know what I mean.


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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-03-16 18:53:34


ha thats pretty funny

Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-03-16 18:55:20


Nice one!


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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-03-16 18:56:19


At 3/16/07 06:50 PM, NOPIDAM wrote: That's pretty grose, some strange guy who liked you broke into your house and did something to your toothpaste, if you know what I mean.

Notice that this thread is a month old?


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Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-05-21 19:48:32


mranarchy

is right that i could have been WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY more bad.

Response to I swallowed something white &Gloopy 2007-05-21 19:53:54


what about the zipping noise....