It stopped raining, perhaps the Emperor wanted me to die in a dramatic manner. "So, you are going to kill me now ‘aight?" I ask as I slowly inch my right hand towards the trigger. He gave a wicked smile. "Yes, please, do give a good fight, the last fight was so pathetic, these Kasrkin didn't even make me break a sweat." Bad move. My hand shoots towards the trigger as I dive aside to bring the meltagun up. He simply engaged his chain fist and started to stride forward with heavy footfalls. I pull the trigger with closed eyes and aim the nozzle in his general direction as he thrusts his chain fist forward. No pain? I slowly open my eyes and see the meltagun has turned his chain fist into a solid lump of metal.
Salvation? Not by a long shot...
"A lucky shot welp. But it takes more than that to stop me. And I think that this solid block of metal is more then enough to kill you!" He swats me aside, making me slam into the wall. "Aagh! You fragging traitor!" Several ribs broken, cracked and bruised. I slip onto the floor, holding my chest with both arms. A dark shadow covers me. He is standing before me, rising his left leg. "I told you that you would be crushed. Now you will die like that corpse on the golden throne of..." He didn't finish his sentence, instead red blood bubbled from his mouth. Did I get him? "Get away! He tipping over!" I feel a strong hand grab me and pull me away as he tips over and smashes into the wall. "The harder you fall..." I whisper as I see a power sword rammed into the back of his neck armour.
I look up at my saviour, who is already lighting a fat cigar before retrieving his sword. "Thank you corporal." I tell the giant who planted a boot in the corpse and after much force pulled his blade free. "Don't mention it." He puffed out a cloud of grey smoke and turned to our position. "Signals! Order the advance! Lesp, get a stretcher over here! First and second squad provide overwatch, three, four and five search that sniper, he's still out there!" Though only a corporal, he had every bit of authority needed as an aide. I pull of my helmet and release the clamps of the power pack, easing the pain slightly. "Am I really that stupid?" I ask. "Between you and me sir?" I nodded. "Yes, you are one stupid son of a bitch that’s lucky to be still alive!" I can hear several men running over. "But, I don't think you'll survive this encounter." He turns and starts barking orders at individual troopers.
"Idiot!" Sal shouts as she punches me in the face. "Yep, you got that right." I rub my painful cheek. "But I'm still alive and kicking." The medical outpost is mostly deserted, the only patients me, Jansen who's being tagged and bagged and some guys from first platoon. "Here's comes trouble..." Lesp hisses at me as he sees the regimental banner between a group of men. "I see that you got your ass kicked again boy!" Sergeant Harris chided with a sneer. "You really are pathetic! You know that!" He shouted the last words so everybody could hear it. "You couldn't even beat a Tau in close combat. Wuss!" I look at him with disinterest as he continues to taunt me. Some people never change. Most men gather round the raving sergeant as he keeps on screaming and taunting away. They know I ignore these things.
But Sal doesn't...
"Shut up!" She shouts at him, getting up and balling her fists at her side. "Ah, did I offend you? It's not my fault that he's such a wimp." Sal raises her fists in a challenge. "Sal, don't get rash, he's not worth it." Oops... Did I just say that he isn't worth it. "What did you say!" Harris hands the banner to a trooper and tears his helmet of. "Give me your best shot girly!" Bad move. Sal brings her knee up to his crotch, making him stoop over, then kicks him square in the face, a loud and audible crack accompanying the kick. Ouch! Harris lands backwards in the mud, out cold. "Medic!" Sal shouts in mock as she wipes her hands on her jacket. Two orderlies drag him away and some men cheer. She walks over to me with a smirk. "Netxt time I'll shove that banner up his personal eye of terror!"
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So there you have it, never piss of a girl thats stronger than you.