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i'm pissed off at my brother

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i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:32:01


We got Kentucky Fried Chicken tonight for dinner (which we hardly ever get), and when I was going to the bathroom before I was gonna eat my chicken, my stupid 8-year-old brother takes every one of my chicken strips and eats the skin right off 'em. When I come back to the table to eat, I see each one of my chicken strips skinless. So basically I was stuck eating skinless chicken for dinner. Then just 10 minutes ago my brother admitted it, and now i'm pissed at him. So what I'm asking you Newgrounds, is what do I do to my brother for doing that?


Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bare eyes!

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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:32:42


You give him a big spanken.


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:33:30


KICK HIS FUCKING ASS!!!!!! (mortal kombat music). Caps r us.

Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:33:55


put him in a bag of live chickens and kick him down a hill

Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:34:41


get some original ideas and stop ripping off southpark


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:34:42


At 2/2/07 11:33 PM, PulpChaos wrote: KICK HIS FUCKING ASS!!!!!! (mortal kombat music). Caps r us.

i'm thinking of doing something a bit more, hardcore?


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:34:42


Make him eat chicken without the skins.

Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:35:22


Tell him to eat the inside from now on.


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:35:47


I suggest MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN.

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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:36:07


At 2/2/07 11:34 PM, blingmaster2193 wrote: get some original ideas and stop ripping off southpark

Bingo!

Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:36:33


At 2/2/07 11:34 PM, blingmaster2193 wrote: get some original ideas and stop ripping off southpark

what are you talking about? Was this on south park? I wonder if this is where my stupid brother got this damn idea...


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:37:06


This reminds me of that South Park Episode where Cartman did the very same thing.


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:37:38


Tear his skin off and eat it.


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:37:48


okay, now i KNOW my brother got that from south park!


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:37:53


At 2/2/07 11:34 PM, TechFlash wrote:
At 2/2/07 11:33 PM, PulpChaos wrote: KICK HIS FUCKING ASS!!!!!! (mortal kombat music). Caps r us.
i'm thinking of doing something a bit more, hardcore?

Ok, heres a (maybe) hardcore one. Put him in a empty garbage can. Fill it with water and then shove knifes in it. throw it down a hill and then smash the garbage can with a sledge hammer.

That any good?

Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:38:19


yeah pretty funny 100!!!

Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:40:09


We have something in common. My 8-year old brother does stuff like that too. When your parents aren't around, abuse him as much as possible. Let him play the Screamer Maze Game to scare him, choke him until he says mercy, take away all of his most important stuff until he begs for them back, punch him in the gut a few times (lightly), threaten him, etc. That's what I do. If you do the following, your brother won't come near you, he'll be scared of you, he won't touch what's yours etc. Trust me, it works.

Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:42:21


At 2/2/07 11:34 PM, TechFlash wrote:
At 2/2/07 11:33 PM, PulpChaos wrote: KICK HIS FUCKING ASS!!!!!! (mortal kombat music). Caps r us.
i'm thinking of doing something a bit more, hardcore?

How about raping his ass, severing his fingers and toes, force his head under water untill he almost drowns, pull him up, and finally cut both the major veins on his neck.


HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!

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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:44:02


At 2/2/07 11:32 PM, TechFlash wrote: We got Kentucky Fried Chicken tonight for dinner (which we hardly ever get), and when I was going to the bathroom before I was gonna eat my chicken, my stupid 8-year-old brother takes every one of my chicken strips and eats the skin right off 'em. When I come back to the table to eat, I see each one of my chicken strips skinless. So basically I was stuck eating skinless chicken for dinner. Then just 10 minutes ago my brother admitted it, and now i'm pissed at him. So what I'm asking you Newgrounds, is what do I do to my brother for doing that?

You think thats bad my brother took my bran new psp and hucked it at a wall he shattered the screan and snaped the back. Hes lucky hes still alive (he got thrown down the stairs and lost a couple teeth but....)

Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:44:08


At 2/2/07 11:34 PM, blingmaster2193 wrote: get some original ideas and stop ripping off southpark

You are an idiot, people take the skin off chicken all the time, Matt and Trey just wanted to make fun of that in south park...


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-02 23:59:22


At 2/2/07 11:32 PM, TechFlash wrote: We got Kentucky Fried Chicken tonight for dinner (which we hardly ever get), and when I was going to the bathroom before I was gonna eat my chicken, my stupid 8-year-old brother takes every one of my chicken strips and eats the skin right off 'em. When I come back to the table to eat, I see each one of my chicken strips skinless. So basically I was stuck eating skinless chicken for dinner. Then just 10 minutes ago my brother admitted it, and now i'm pissed at him. So what I'm asking you Newgrounds, is what do I do to my brother for doing that?

oh my god u have to eat chicken? o hell wat r u evr gonna do? thats a bunch of bullshit that u have 2 eat delishis chicken


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Response to i'm pissed off at my brother 2007-02-03 00:01:49


Just sit down and tell him how that made you feel, and ask politely if he would stop and you two could get along.

Hardcore enough?


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