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timestopper watch, what wud u do?

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timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:43:33


if you had a watch that could stop time for everyone around you...and you could move freely around, what would you do???

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:44:31


I would stop this thread from happening.


GT: Born2Evil

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:45:02


Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.


I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:45:52


go to a bank nick some money and go home


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:46:23


At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

you forgot masturbating...thats what 99.9999% of these peole would do...


hi

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:46:39


At 1/6/07 05:44 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: I would stop this thread from happening.

That was #38 on my list.

1. Surprise sex with person of choice.
2. Steal cadny.

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:46:49


Steal a car from another country.


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:46:51


At 1/6/07 05:44 PM, Bl00dRedKnife wrote: I would stop this thread from happening.

Right, if only stopping time was the same as going back in time.

I would steal everything that wasn't nailed down and rape some bodies.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:54:27


I'd just pull pranks, pulling down trousers, stealing stuff, placing buckets of water over people's heads, ect.


Gay porn! <-- What? You've already been there!?!

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:58:21


1. Find the most stuck up bitch I can, stop time, remove her clothes in public and shove something up her vagina.

2. Steal money. Like, friggin thousands of dollars.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 17:59:04


At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

that sum includes me

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:00:51


I would probably paint the faces of the people i dislike, steal a lot of stuff, and then just walk around looking at things and doing tons of crap.

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:00:52


At 1/6/07 05:58 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: 1. Find the most stuck up bitch I can, stop time, remove her clothes in public and shove something up her vagina.

Or with a guy. Strip him of his clothing, and stick something up his ass. And kick him in the balls a record 37 times.


2. Steal money. Like, friggin thousands of dollars.

Don't forget a car from the dealership!

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:01:11


alright alright, i wouldnt rape anything and everything, I'd f*ck a hot bitch (who wouldnt) and do just about everything that is fun.

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:02:25


Pull everyones pants down.


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:02:45


At 1/6/07 06:01 PM, akusamurai23 wrote: alright alright, i wouldnt rape anything and everything. . .
. . .and do just about everything that is fun.

That is everything fun!

DAMMIT.

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:04:05


a lot of crime. I'll admit it, but I'd also go and do some ultimate soldier at war shit.

*stops time*
*unloads a bullet in front of every enemy soldier*
*starts time and they all die*

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:05:06


Wait,so acutally you're growing older while everyone else isn't? I would never use the watch so I could spend as much time with others while i'm alive.

I'M TRUTHING

I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:05:23


Stop time, go up to my brother, fart in his face, kick his teeth, run downstairs and play.

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:08:11


fuck things


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:10:15


At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

agreed.

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:11:30


I would cause mischief, people drinking water would now have no cup in their hands, etc.


Bouncin' all around the world, I'm a little bunny...rabbit. You want my dick? Come grab it.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:11:35


At 1/6/07 06:00 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Don't forget a car from the dealership!

Technically, with stopping time, you're also pausing physics. Which means everything, to you, is weightless. Once you pick something up, it can be a Mack truck as light as a feather...so you can literally carry the car home.

Plus you can punch someone in the face, and the impact of your fist would have the same affect as a shotgun blast.


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:12:38


At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

howd you know.....


Fuck you, Im Thor.

Pms are ultra cool.

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 18:21:07


Heh. i would rape tons of people, then um...steal shit, then kick my enemies in the crotch, get 2 of my enemies, put them in a public place, shoot one, and put a the gun in the other's hand, while making your second enemy's hand giving a hand job to the same man that you shot, while you insert a 15 foot pole up someone's ass.


speedycat sure is speedy!

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 19:32:38


At 1/6/07 06:11 PM, Shadow-XII wrote:
Plus you can punch someone in the face, and the impact of your fist would have the same affect as a shotgun blast.

heh heh, that sounds like fun, i could lift cars and re-position them.
i wouldn't mind dying way before everyone so i could have that much fun!!!

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 19:35:52


I'd probably just end up pulling everyone's pants down. That's about the extent of my trouble causing ability.


Formerly TheMaster | PSN: Absurd-Ditties | Steam | Letterboxd

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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 19:36:06


At 1/6/07 06:02 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Kill all the people who made that godawful movie

Dammit,I was going to post that!
My second choice would be to go on a killing spree.No one would catch or stop me


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Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 19:36:24


At 1/6/07 05:45 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Three-quarters of NG would rape and perform sexual abuse, molesting anything and everything.

Very, very true.

Response to timestopper watch, what wud u do? 2007-01-06 19:40:48


Fuck some chick, then continue time with her standing the middle of a busy street covered in sperm and shi- sheer love 8DD