Name 1 newgrounds member, you would like to date. And i will try to make it happen
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I would say myself, but the would be unoriginal.
If any girls post in this thread for reasons other than mockery and ridicule, you're only half an idiot.
At 1/1/07 06:43 PM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: Sorry, I'm not a homosexual.
Im well aware that the male to female ratio is close to 9-1.
ill try to work around that
lol the majority of newgrounds is guys.... sorry gals, but your the minority and minoritys barely ever get attention, just look at mexican americans........ but sometimes the rarer things make the website all the better!
It rubs the lotion on its' skin or else it gets the hose again.
At 1/1/07 06:47 PM, shohaib wrote: 9-1.
WRONG.
There are no girls on the internet.
Sigs are overrated.
i take what i said back, the minoritys are the ones who always get attention, people who browse newgrounds are used to talking to guys. its a relief to see a female user once and a while..... the thorns make the rose ever more charming...
It rubs the lotion on its' skin or else it gets the hose again.
i cant contact Tom Fulp, so choose someone else
For the rest of the people, who have given names, im on it.
Remember, do not underestimate me.
You're going to PM them? heh, ok.
A female.
DestroyerOfMan.
God, how I hated him on Skype. I'd still hit it.
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I realise my use of the comma is pretentious as fuck, but it's habit.
Thanks to Mr. MuffDiver for the sig.
At 1/1/07 06:55 PM, lilscientist wrote: i take what i said back, the minoritys are the ones who always get attention, people who browse newgrounds are used to talking to guys. its a relief to see a female user once and a while..... the thorns make the rose ever more charming...
YAY! Im a relief!
Does it have to be somebody near me? Or just any NG member?
At 1/1/07 07:00 PM, Koosalagoopagoop wrote:At 1/1/07 06:57 PM, Kalibur wrote: DestroyerOfMan.Fuck you, lil' shit.
God, how I hated him on Skype. I'd still hit it.
I said I'd still hit it.
give me a chance
PhilipAchapman@gmail.com Add me on MSN
I realise my use of the comma is pretentious as fuck, but it's habit.
Thanks to Mr. MuffDiver for the sig.
this is tougher then i thought, but i am making progress.
the hard part is for your future dates to actually respond back, which may take some time if there not currently online, or they may never respond back
yes, you can pick any newgrounds member.
no made-up people. this is slowing me down.
Okay then.
WadeFulp.
I can get to him through is brother... >=D
Fuck internet dating.
that's all i can say.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
While randomly clicking on the "Who's online list" I came across, SpamBurger.
Have fun.
At 1/1/07 06:44 PM, bigbadron wrote: Saturday.
Keep dreaming.
I'm sure theres many males on this forum dying to meet you though!
At 1/1/07 06:59 PM, MyKellModder wrote: YAY! Im a relief!
No, you're not. You stole Petroleum's sig.
Yes, I know.
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At 1/1/07 07:00 PM, Koosalagoopagoop wrote:At 1/1/07 06:57 PM, Kalibur wrote: DestroyerOfMan.Fuck you, lil' shit.
God, how I hated him on Skype. I'd still hit it.
There'd be lots of angry sex in that relationship.
At 1/1/07 07:24 PM, tigerkitty wrote:At 1/1/07 07:00 PM, Koosalagoopagoop wrote:There'd be lots of angry sex in that relationship.At 1/1/07 06:57 PM, Kalibur wrote: DestroyerOfMan.Fuck you, lil' shit.
God, how I hated him on Skype. I'd still hit it.
Oh you know it.
Insert winking smiley here
PhilipAchapman@gmail.com Add me on MSN
I realise my use of the comma is pretentious as fuck, but it's habit.
Thanks to Mr. MuffDiver for the sig.
