I haven't pissed since I woke up, then I had a few cups of coffee and a few glasses of water. Needless to say I had to piss like a pregnant... racehorse...
Anyway, I decided I would see how long I could go. I whipped out my cell phone and set the stop watch when the flow started.
I got 83.5 seconds. The next time you have to piss, time yourself.
You've finally made it home
Draped in the flag that you fell for
And so it goes - the ashes of the wake
Well, I never timed myself... But I'm sure I've done as long as you after going to the movies or watching the Sens live at the Scotiabank Place.
I don't know why I'm still here
I took a really, really long piss in a hotel room once. I woud say it lasted roughly 2 minutes.
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At 11/18/06 03:28 PM, Lil-Jimmy wrote: Well, I never timed myself... But I'm sure I've done as long as you after going to the movies or watching the Sens live at the Scotiabank Place.
I live 2 minutes walk from there :D
And my longest was about a minute and a half, somehwere around there. I actually pissed my pants a little too cause I had to go so bad.
"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"
I once pissed for 3 minutes straight. It felt good.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
Once when I was about 8/9 years old and we went on a long car trip to my Aunt's, I REALLY, REALLY had to piss. By that time we were only about 15 minutes away, but that was way too long for me to hold in. We stopped at a nearby 7-11 (or a gas station, I can't remember) where the toilet was clogged with shit and stuff was written all over the walls, and let loose a long, 15 second piss.
This reminds me of that one track on one of Adam Sandler's CDs.
"I guess that makes us piss pals"
I've never really timed myself, I just put my arm against the wall next to me and let Long John Silver do his work ^_^
If in any way you disagree with this post, understand that you're a cunt.
My longest is about 45 seconds, I think.
Dont think it's long? Just stand by a wall and wait that long, and imagine yourself pissing the whole time. Yeah.
I piss for like 15 seconds, there must be something really wrong with your penises.
At 11/18/06 04:55 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: I piss for like 15 seconds, there must be something really wrong with your penises.
But it can't be something with your bladder.. No...
At 11/18/06 04:16 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: This reminds me of that one track on one of Adam Sandler's CDs.
Oh yeah, I've heard that.
At 11/18/06 03:25 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: The next time you have to piss, time yourself.
Seven thousand YEARS.
It was made by a Camel for sure.
As far as humans go... No clue.
Google search?
Pretty long and this picture is totally necessary
"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
~Henry Rollins
I can't say I've ever timed myself, but I'm sure I've had one as long as yours at some point.
Release your inner crazy.
Don't you just love it when people don't read the post?
Then they assume you're asking what the world-record is for pissing.
FUCKING READ, HELEN KELLERS.
You've finally made it home
Draped in the flag that you fell for
And so it goes - the ashes of the wake
i dont know i never piss for long unless i drink a lot of sugar water, but instead of one long one its like every minute and its annoying so i just dont drink a lot of pop . maybe theirs something wrong
A few years back my mom used to tell me that I would sleepwalk to the bathroom and piss for about 10 minutes.
"Will someone shove a pack of Skittles so far up this faggot's ass that he tastes the friggin rainbow?" -demonofthehiddenmist
At 11/18/06 04:16 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: This reminds me of that one track on one of Adam Sandler's CDs.
"I guess that makes us piss pals"
Ahaha yeah.
i started when i was born and havent stopped yet
i got 20 right now, but i didnt really have to go
Honestly? Like three minutes. I held it for two hours when i was in the movies.
At 11/18/06 03:37 PM, Fyndir wrote: The longest piss delivered at one continuous scoot was one of 36 mins
24secs by Mr Jon Dixon (GB) in the doorway of a newsagents shop in
Bracknell high street on 22nd December 1986. Mr Dixon was arrested and
charged with a public order offence 17 mins into his record attempt, but
arresting officers had to wait a further 19mins 24sec before taking him
back to the station for a kicking.
Apparently. =/
thats crazy! where does all that piss come from. and still, more then a minute is still pretty long
I woke up one day and never pissed till I woke up the next morning. God my bladder hurt like hell.
Who's your warden, baby?
