Fuck me I don't know anything help.

At 5/14/08 03:08 AM, Coaly wrote:

At 5/14/08 12:27 AM, mexifry895 wrote:

At 5/14/08 12:13 AM, SirSloth wrote: Trade your kid!
childtrader.com
Nice.

Is that legal?

Or the more completely obvious question, is it real. I'm going to go out on the limb here and say no.

lol, it's a little obvious. The FAQ and myths sections are still hilarious, though.

Myth: Child trading is bad for the kids

Only if by "bad" you mean "good."

Myth: There is no Biblical support for trading children

Yes there is, though perhaps not gay children.

Myth: The World is Flat

No, it isn't. The twin towers were not taken down by a controlled explosion, the illuminati hasn't fixed the Oscars since the 70s and Sasquatch, if he ever existed, was driven to extinction in the 1930s. The world is not flat. Even Columbus knew it, and you are smarter than him, it's time for you to come to terms with reality and start putting the interests of the child first

How will this appear on my credit card statement?

Especially if your spouse is unaware that you are considering a child trade, your billing privacy can be very important. It's easy to say you should keep your wife out of your mail, but in case you don't have the chutzpah to keep her in line, you need not fear your Visa statement will betray you.

What about kids I have "found" that I might like to trade?

We do not encourage people rounding up kids strictly for the sake of trading, but understand that this is a very rare circumstance, and that when it does happen, those children are best served by being traded to parents who are more caring and nurturing. In practical terms, unless you have legal custody of the children, you can not trade them. If you DO have custody, regardless of what you did to "legally" acquire it, you are eligible to trade "your" children accordingly, perhaps for one you would better appreciate.

At 5/14/08 05:19 AM, Paranoia wrote: Myth: The World is Flat
...the illuminati hasn't fixed the Oscars since the 70s...

Thats what we want you to think.
Remind me to wear my Illuminati push pins to the next meet up

At 5/14/08 05:31 AM, KaynSlamdyke wrote: Remind me to wear my Illuminati push pins to the next meet up

Be sure to wear the one that came with your mod welcome pack.

I've said too much...

Oh yays!!

My Angry Faic keychain, Madness t-shirt and free stickers arrive today :D

I think i might climb up one of the statues in newcastle and stick the NG stickers all over :P

wooh.

At 5/14/08 06:29 AM, dELtaluca wrote: wooh.

I want this stuff to =[. I shall get mother to order it fo me =].

At 5/14/08 12:13 AM, SirSloth wrote: Trad your kid!
childtrader.com
Nice.

http://childtrader.com/child-trader-prof ile-olivia/

I offered $5000.

Now i need a sound proof basement in Austria...

Website Hosting
Where do you people host your website? I'm thinking of hosting mine on GoDaddy but I'm having some doubts... Positive and negative experiences will be appreciated.

At 5/14/08 08:34 AM, SweetSkater wrote: I offered $5000.

Now i need a sound proof basement in Austria...

Incidentally, did you hear about Brian Blessed's wife?

At 5/14/08 12:03 AM, hashbrown wrote: anyone else going crazy over these?
http://www.crayola.com/products/splash/o utdoor/3dchalk.cfm

Do they work?

At 5/14/08 12:13 AM, SirSloth wrote: Trad your kid!
childtrader.com
Nice.

Why did you post that?!?! Luis might trade us all off D:

HIGNFY?

At 5/14/08 11:03 AM, Paranoia wrote: Incidentally, did you hear about Brian Blessed's wife?

At 5/14/08 11:26 AM, BritishMoose wrote: ...SHE MADE IT HERSELF

For the Americans...

Three Days Left on Episode 4 of Series 35 for HIGNFY?, with Bill Bailey as host this week

I really ought to subscribe to the Eye.

Hostsquid

At 5/14/08 11:51 AM, akasquid wrote: plzdontbanforbeingasalesmanluis kthanx.

I'd ban you myself if I didn't have my hosting with you. What's with all the alts 'squid?
In side note, yes, Squid seems to run an honest business and I recommend using his site. He was giving a discount to 'grounders when he was setting up.

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During my bored wandering around the net, I bounced through Youtube through Wikipedia and read up on Exploitative B Movies / Grindhouse Cinema, and decided that the current Flash scene currently feels that way - cheap knock off films along tried and tested lines grinded out for quick returns and double feature packs to be distributed off to everyone buying them.

Am I just being a senseless curmudgeon again, or does anyone else see the comparison, especially when taken in account with Emanuele's work and other people like him who are making games purely for monetising reasons?

I like Ema's blog, but I worry about its existence, through no fault of it's own, standing for everything I hate

With Dreamhost you can get great vouchers.. i'm with them, they have a great helpline and i have had no problems whatsoever. I know most of the programmers on ng use it, but if your going for a small site then you may as well go with squiddy, he does a good bargain.

Also, have i got news for you is my favourite british show by far! It makes me laugh ALOT.

I don't mind helping out every now and then. Just drop me a pm.

At 5/14/08 06:09 AM, dELtaluca wrote: I think i might climb up one of the statues in newcastle

"Owh, I fooked up m'ankle"
- You, again

At 5/14/08 02:16 PM, NegativeONE wrote:

"I'm a lightweight, leave me alone i have a headahce"
"You, again"

At 5/14/08 12:07 PM, KaynSlamdyke wrote: Am I just being a senseless curmudgeon again, or does anyone else see the comparison, especially when taken in account with Emanuele's work and other people like him who are making games purely for monetising reasons?

I like Ema's blog, but I worry about its existence, through no fault of it's own, standing for everything I hate

If you're looking to spark a glorious Communist revolution on the Flash scene I'm all ears :P

At 5/14/08 12:35 AM, DarkMana wrote:

At 5/13/08 10:55 PM, El-Presidente wrote: crazy new guy.

Ahem, I remember Blackfang helping people frequently back in '06.

Yep. at least somebody knows me.

Banjo Kazooie

How many people remember this Nintendo 64 game? Man this was my favorite game ever when i was little. BUT LOOK
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33904 .html
i have a ps3 and its only for 360 >.<

At 5/14/08 04:22 PM, Blackfang wrote: Banjo Kazooie

Eh, the old N64 one is classic. I loved those games. For some reason, that 360 one seems a bit "too realistic" for my tasting. Like, it doesn't bring the whole nice crisp banjo feel. I don't quite know how to explain it -- maybe if I had a more descriptive storyline trailer, i'd enjoy it more. Who knows.

At 5/14/08 04:31 PM, BritishMoose wrote: Read and lawl.

"he was sitting at home masturbating, watching a pornographic movie when a man..."

Hah, that's classic.

Does no-one else feel that its kind of .... wrong that banjo is on the 360 and not the wii :P

At 5/14/08 04:22 PM, Blackfang wrote: Banjo Kazooie

Man that vid shows a TON of amazing physics in that game.

At 5/14/08 05:34 PM, Coolio-Niato wrote: Man that vid shows a TON of amazing physics in that game.

Well clearly that was a snipe aimed right at me.

At 5/14/08 04:31 PM, BritishMoose wrote: Read and lawl.

I lawl'd, happy now?

At 5/14/08 05:51 PM, El-Presidente wrote:

At 5/14/08 05:34 PM, Coolio-Niato wrote: Man that vid shows a TON of amazing physics in that game.

Well clearly that was a snipe aimed right at me.

It was very obviously not, let's stay away from the petty bantering of late shall we. That game did have some nice physics, I liked when he crashed into the tree and the top fell off.

Also lock your doors before you masturbate.

At 5/14/08 05:51 PM, El-Presidente wrote:

At 5/14/08 05:34 PM, Coolio-Niato wrote: Man that vid shows a TON of amazing physics in that game.

Well clearly that was a snipe aimed right at me.

wait .... what?

At 5/14/08 05:21 PM, ImpendingRiot wrote: Rumor is Microsoft's going to be announcing some sort of motion controlled device of their own

Sounds fun!

At 5/14/08 02:51 PM, dELtaluca wrote:

At 5/14/08 02:16 PM, NegativeONE wrote:

"I'm a lightweight, leave me alone i have a headahce"
"You, again"

Hmm, well I managed not to fall off of a hotel wall or pass out in the middle of the party, so if we're to be pointing fingers as to who handles their liquor better.. ;)