At 9/28/06 12:23 PM, FullyLoaded wrote: J) blindfold them :)
Then they wouldn't neccessarily be watching, would they numbnut?
Sex with Jessica Alba!
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At 9/28/06 10:54 AM, Clunes wrote: M) You have sex with Jessica Alba, but you can't concentrate because you also have to fly a plane that's about to crash into a mountain.
Ooh, definitely. Reminds me of Swordfish, where the girl sucks of the guy while he's trying to hack into the FBI or whatever.
J
That way my mom can stop whinning about my girlfriends... and my dad can buy me a fucking car for the achievement.
God this is turning me on...
<3
It's weird how popular J is. You guys don't mind your parents watching you huffing and puffing and whatnot? That's really quite gross.
And poor Gene Hackman! Not a popular lover, it seems. I'd hit it.
J. My parents are dead, so there would just be 2 corpses there.
I could only wish I drew the picture in my sig. :(
My Italian sausage has none of those annoying little seeds.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
F i would knock out my parents before fucking her
D.
If im gonna die, i might as well go out with a bang.
anyway,
how long would teh sex be?
At 9/28/06 07:44 PM, IrCoolerthanu wrote: D.
If im gonna die, i might as well go out with a bang.
anyway,
how long would teh sex be?
As long as you can go.
J) Sex with Jessica Alba, but your parents are watching.
My parents would be proud.
Sig by fahrenheit.
I hope everybody had a real, real good time.
At 9/28/06 07:49 PM, YouLoseGoomba wrote: Everyone wins.
*eyes bug out of head*
Fap.
I change my mind.
i want that one with your parents watching.
Clearly E is the best way to go. And all the ppl who think Jessica Alba isnt hot must be blind.
A, but only if she's freshly dead. No negative consequences at all there.
C, J AND M.
not all caps
What a combination! I`m getting all hot just thinking about it.
Apologies aren't what I look for. Redemption is what I want!
Look at my profile to see a true cockhead! DO IT NOW!
the one with gene hackman because i know shed like me better than him cuz he like 70 or somthing
At 9/28/06 10:22 AM, Clunes wrote: E) Sex with Jessica Alba, but she's in a coma.
She wouldn't complain when I stick it in her butt, then.
At 9/28/06 08:40 PM, hydroxyl wrote: J.
My family would be rooting for me.
That was a terrible choice of words.
