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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-20 17:01:58


I will thank you for your input, it is always nice to receive an honest opinion. Granted when it includes praise as well, so much the better. I truly appreciate you taking the time and thought to put so much effort in giving a opinion. I am greatly appreciative of your efforts to remind me that things I know of myself, others might have a hard time recognizing.

Also, cocks.


I'm your average Afro-American fetus. For example: I enjoy basketball, I'm rather good when I play too, but I'm much too busy scratching my horrific cracked skin these days.

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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-21 04:39:49


At 12/20/06 05:01 PM, dave wrote: I will thank you for your input, it is always nice to receive an honest opinion. Granted when it includes praise as well, so much the better. I truly appreciate you taking the time and thought to put so much effort in giving a opinion. I am greatly appreciative of your efforts to remind me that things I know of myself, others might have a hard time recognizing.

Also, cocks.

Joke? Meh, I'm too tired and uncaring to tell.

Next person in line:

At 10/4/06 07:16 PM, BazookaNinja wrote:
Rate me ok

Alright.

Name Originality: Not good, not very good at all, at least when it comes to simple originality. Too many people have "ninja" or "samurai" in their aliases, and perhaps even more people have "bazooka" or "rocket" in their names as well. The name is also a bit too long for my personal tastes. Still, I suppose I've seen worse around, so it's not absolutely terrible. 5,5/10

Signature: Hm. I guess it's a good thing that you support your own forum. But shouldn't you have at least added your own nickname in the sig pic, just to identify yourself with it? At any rate, the picture itself isn't all that bad, but it's not all that radicall or awe-inspiring either. Meh. 6,5/10

Display Picture: About as good as your sig pic, which means it's average. Nothing super-cool or interesting (and it doesn't seem to mean anything specific), but not necessarily bad to look at either. 6,5/10

BBS Posts: 7 per day...that's pretty good. Make sure you don't post more than 10 each time you come in here, though. Anyhow, I checked through your stuff, and you actually surprised me by alternating between short, unextensive posts, and really really really long ones. You seem to be a free-thinking person (which basically means you're your own man, and not just one of the countless average jerks in this forum), which is something I saw from reading what you wrote in your "Death" topic (which also told me that you don't just browse around the usual joke/videogame/cartoon topics) and a few others like that one. Those same topics told me that your English is just fine, which is truly a good thing in a place like this :D. Plus, your drawings usually crack me up. Good stuff, all things considered. 7,5/10

Blam / Protect level: Argh. You've been around here since 2004, and you're still a Police Captain? Not very good, not very freaking good at all, I'm afraid. You must know that it doesn't take all that much time to vote on a handfull of flash vids once in a while. Try to get more active in that New Entries section, k? For now, you only get a 4/10

Whistle level: Bronze...not horrible, but not all that good either. Try to get it to Silver, at least. 5/10

Exp level: Level 9. Two whole years after getting here, and that's all you've managed to do...not good, man. At least vote on 5 flash vids in the main area, if you just don't like looking through the crappy stuff that usually comes in the New Entries section. 4/10

Reviews: 103...I guess that's not all that bad. Your reviews seemed very encouraging when necessary, and fairly constructive as well. Good stuff. 7,5/10

Flash / Audio: Well, you've participated in the making of two flash vids, which is more than most people can say for themselves. Not excellent, but not as bad as it could have been. 4/10

Bonus: er...see, I usually check out people's favorite movies and/or bands for this section, and you've got nothin' down there, on your account. But what the hell, I'll give you an 8/10 as a bonus for being fluent in two languages :D good stuff.

Your overall rating comes to... 5,7 out of 10. S'ok.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-21 07:35:42


At 10/4/06 07:18 PM, Unlockable wrote:
Can you rate me please? Im not your average lvl 9 that will take 6 months to get to lvl 10.

No can do, my man. Fortunately, there's a new thread that rates people who've written less than 1000 posts. Check it out.

At 10/4/06 07:33 PM, Anko wrote:
Hah I made it!
Rate me please.

Sure thing.

Name Originality: Sounds asian-ish, which is cool. Pretty short (but in a good way, don't worry), and about as original as a name like that can get, I suppose. Also, you didn't add in any crappy numbers or underscores or any junk like that...good thinking. 7/10

Signature: Ah, an N- AntiChrist sig. Smart thinking, that :D Very nice. The picture itself is actually pretty intense, and so's the lettering for your name and definition. Good stuff indeed, man. 8,5/10

Display Picture: Hm. Whazzat, Gundam Wing? Looks pretty cool. The only problem is that it's got a pretty bad pixelage, which makes it seem kind of rotten and beat-up. Still, I loved that cartoon when I was younger. Nice. 7,5/10

BBS Posts: 7 posts per day...good, good. Make sure you keep it that way. Anyhow, a quick glance at your posts told me pretty much all that I needed to know: you're still pretty young, and you're understandably only attracted by the usual "NG users R retards!" and "Lawl liek how many doughnuts did ya eat 2day?" kind of threads. If Newgrounds had a sort of hierarchy, you'd be on the second-last level. So all you get is a 4 out of 10, for now.

Blam / Protect level: ...ouch. Barely over 100 points total. That's bad, dude. Seriously, get as involved as possible in the New Entries section, at least 'till you get to the level that all people who've been here for 8 months are at. 4/10

Whistle level: Normal...2/10

Exp level: 9...not bad, but not all that good either. 8 months is a long time, you should be doing a bit better by now. 6/10

Reviews: 14 reviews total...damn. That sucks. Seriously man, help those poor artists out more, tell 'em how to make better flash vids and songs. 2/10

Flash / Audio: None, eh? Meh. 0/10

Bonus: Aw come on dude, at least write down your favorite movies and crap! What the heck am I supposed to rate you on? Geez. 0/10

Overall rating: 4,6 out of 10. Not very good at all.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-21 20:06:26


YAY MY TURN! Thanks for the PM.

At 12/21/06 07:35 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Name Originality: Sounds asian-ish, which is cool. Pretty short (but in a good way, don't worry)

I just had it changed from "Ankokukishi". Which means Dark Knight in Japanese, though the whole idea of a Japanese alias might not be so original :\

Signature: Ah, an N- AntiChrist sig. Smart thinking, that :D Very nice.

Actually it's a "Zeppekk", a talented artist found in the Sig makers club. My old sig was a N-Antichrist, it was also great.

Display Picture: Hm. Whazzat, Gundam Wing? Looks pretty cool. The only problem is that it's got a pretty bad pixelage, which makes it seem kind of rotten and beat-up.

Gundam Death Scythe, I think the original version of this picture was a wallpaper.

BBS Posts: Anyhow, a quick glance at your posts told me pretty much all that I needed to know: you're still pretty young, and you're understandably only attracted by the usual "NG users R retards!" and "Lawl liek how many doughnuts did ya eat 2day?" kind of threads.

There are other threads? :O

Blam / Protect level: ...ouch. Barely over 100 points total. That's bad, dude. Seriously, get as involved as possible in the New Entries section, at least 'till you get to the level that all people who've been here for 8 months are at. 4/10

Is there a point? I 've given up at finding gems in the portal instead of some pop-up screamer.

Whistle level: Normal...2/10

Is there anyother kind?

Exp level: 9...not bad, but not all that good either. 8 months is a long time, you should be doing a bit better by now. 6/10

I vote, I just don't deposit, I kinda gave up when I went on vacation.

Reviews: 14 reviews total...damn. That sucks. Seriously man, help those poor artists out more, tell 'em how to make better flash vids and songs. 2/10

I have no excuse, I'm shamed :(

Flash / Audio: None, eh? Meh. 0/10

I made a flash once, it was called "The Legendary Apple", people said it sucked, I gave up again. :(

Bonus: Aw come on dude, at least write down your favorite movies and crap! What the heck am I supposed to rate you on? Geez. 0/10

On my skittle skillz of skittling?

Overall rating: 4,6 out of 10. Not very good at all.

But that's not very bad either... right?


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-21 20:07:33


Yea, I would like to be rated.


Lolwaitwut

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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-21 20:13:18


At 12/21/06 08:07 PM, e-lord wrote: Rate me.

yeah, they'll get on that in about a year, no worries -_-


Awesome post great job!

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-21 20:24:38


At 11/25/06 01:57 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Name Originality: ...huh. Don't really know what to make of it. I suppose it's sort of original, since I haven't seen a combination quite like that. However, although it gets points for originality, I don't really grasp any sort of meaning behind it...like, what the bloody hell's an atomic terrorist? Meh. Besides that, it's a tad long for my tastes. So all in all, it gets a 6,5 out of 10.

lol im changing my name with the name lockdown

Sig: ...I'm feeling a tad confused here. 6/10

different sig as well

BBS Posts: 2 per day. Your posts score 6,5 out of 10.

my average is 2.5 now!

Blam / Protection level: Whoa, Elite Guard First Lieutenant...you dog! Nice work, you obviously toil quite a bit in the New Entries section. Keep it up man...I hope I can level up that much before long. 8,5/10

EGM - elite guard major now - 14230b/p

Whistle level: Silver, eh? Good, good, Hobo would definetely approve. 7/10

I have a Diety Now!

Exp. level: 13...also pretty sweet, considering how hard it's been to level up lately. I hope to get to level 16 by the year 2009 :D I'll bet you'll get there by the Summer of 2007, if you keep up the good work. 8/10

14 now!

So your final rating comes to: 6,5 out of 10. Slightly above average...good for you.

lol im assuming that my average would have been higher with these stats

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-22 05:35:11


At 12/21/06 08:24 PM, AtomicTerrorist wrote:
lol im assuming that my average would have been higher with these stats

And I assure you, although on the outside I seem uncaring about all this (aka no extra points for you), on the inside I'm overjoyed ;)

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At 10/4/06 07:43 PM, Freelance-Magician wrote:
Doubt anyone will get to me, but what the heck. Please rate me.

Hah! Got to you anyways, ya filthy non-believer.

Name Originality: Seems to me like I haven't seen an alias quite like that one, around here. So it definetely gets some points for originality. However, it also seems a bit too long for my tastes...perhaps you could use a shorter word than "Freelance"? Or even substitute "Magician" with "Mage"? At any rate, whatever you do, at least get rid of the dash between "Freelance" and "Magician". It just looks bad. But all things considered, it's not a horrible nickname...all I'm saying is that you could work on it a little. 6,5/10

Signature: Ah, I think I've seen that kind of sig-pic around. So you were smart enough to ask for a custom-made sig, with your name in it...very good. The picture itself is just fine, though perhaps the un-animated part of it is a bit too simplistic...try to add something in the left side. Still, pretty good. 7,5/10

Display Picture: Hey, that's pretty cool...I'm guessing technofreak made that one too. Very nice indeed. Also, it's got the same theme as your alias and signature, which is something that pretty much nobody does anymore. Good job. 8/10

BBS Posts: 2 per day, eh? That's actually better than writing a lot of posts each day, because it means that you're not addicted to the forum, but you still like to drop by once in a while. Anyhow, while checking through some of your posts, the first thing that hit me was the fact that you like to check out multiple sections of the forum. Good for you, dude...the rest of us are simply too lazy to get out of the General section :( Besides that, your English grammar is just fine, which is a comforting fact indeed. You seem to have a bit of a flaw, however: your posts are usually pretty short (almost never going over 3 lines of words), so I couldn't really get a hang of what kind of fellow you are while checking through the first few pages. Then I picked a few pages at random, and saw that you were fairly nice and encouraging in a thread called "I'll rate your reviews", always telling guys that they could do better and almost never simply giving up on them or merely examining their faults. Good stuff, that. So based on what I saw, as a whole, you seem to be better than your average NG user, which at least makes you one of the "good guys" around here. 7,5/10

Blam / Protect level: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel...niiiiice :p you obviously spend (or have spent) a heck of a lot of time in the New Entries section. Good work, my man, good work indeed. 9,5/10

Whistle level: Deity...even better :D Sweet. From what some people have told me, the key to getting a higher whistle level is to pretty much ditch the conventional method (which would be blwoing the whislte on abusive flash vids) and simply blow the whistle on abusive reviews instead...I guess that's what you high-level whistle guys do. At any rate, stellar work...keep it up. 10/10

Exp level: Huh. A bit anti-climatic, really...I expected a bit more. Not a bad level, mind you, but I'm sure that a fellow like you could have done better. Perhaps you got leveled down after leaving the site for a few months? 7,5/10

Reviews: Over 1k of reviews....damn, that's a lot! And I found that in your reviews, you were far more expressive then you usually are in the forum. You seem to be quite encouraging, and you don't hesistate to deal out some really constuctive criticism (instead of simply saying whether you liked the flash or not), examining almost every part of the flash vid. Excellent stuff, man. 10+/10

Flash / Audio: None, eh? Ah well. Those that can't, teach ;) 0/10

Bonus: Hey, you're a Queen fan! So you've got great tastes in music...good for you. 8,5/10

Your overall rating comes to: 7,8 out of 10. Well above average.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-22 05:38:08


Alright, I just recently made it to 1000 posts. Rate me please. And can you send me a PM when done if possible?


HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT IN THERE?!

Kiddie-porn.

Thanks for the sig BlueFlameSkulls.

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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-22 17:27:54


Page 10, huzzah! I think we might be moving on along a tad faster, lately :p

Next user:

At 10/4/06 07:45 PM, UnknownFear wrote:
I woud like to be rated. Have 3000 posts. Thanks.

Sure, why not.

Name Originality: Sounds a bit mysterious and unsettling...a little sinister, even. Very nice. It's only flaw is that it looks a tad too long for my tastes. Then again, I have no idea how you could rearrange it in order to make it look better, without making it sound worse. Oh well. 7,5/10

Signature: ...ugh. It was moderately interesting when HAYF used it for the first time, and about two or three parodies that have been made of it are also not all that bad to look at. The rest of the sigs that follow this particular trend, in my honest opinion, suck. No originality, no taste, no humor, no nothing. It sort of reminds me of that sad "Flash by -AshfordPride-: None" fad that so many people found to be so awesome, a while back...bandwagoners as far as the eye could see. Bah. I strongly suggest you do something with it, fast. 1/10

Display Picture: ...the NG tank. To be sure, I appreciate your apparent devotion to the site; however, the picture itself is not only void of any originality, but it's also badly pixelated. At least try to work with it, perhaps invert it's colors or something. ANYTHING. Right now, it's just another tank pic. 3/10

BBS Posts: Well, you certainly seem to be involved in the Flash section. But you also post once in a while in other parts of the forum as well, which is a good thing. Besides that, your grammar seems to be just fine, which is always a plus. Also, as I briefly check out a few of your earlier posts, I saw that you wrote a few words in some of the slightly more serious topics...good for you. The problem with your posts, however, is that they seem to be fairly short, which means that I can't get much insight on your BBS personality. So there's only so much I can say about you, basically. 6,5/10

Blam / Protect level: Police Lieutenant, after 2 years? Argh. Come ON man. 5 measly votes each day, in the New Entries section. It's not hard, trust me. 1/10

Whistle level: Normal...that's an automatic 2/10

Exp level: 14...there we go. Now would it be so hard to vote that much on the new flash vids, besides on the Good stuff on the main page of the site? 8/10

Flash / Audio: Well, you've made something, which is certainly more than what can be said for about 70% of the other users around here, myself included. 7/10

Bonus: You say you enjoy watching "Prison Break"...sweet. Sure, it's not actually a movie, but it's still pretty cool. 8/10

Your final rating comes to: 6,4 out of 10. Average


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-22 20:27:05


At 12/22/06 05:27 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Sure, why not.

Name Originality: 7.5/10

I appreciate that mark. Thanks alot.

Signature: 1/10

Ok. I am aware that this sig is very worn out. I think it is time for a change.

Display Picture: 3/10

Ya. I should change that display pic to something better looking.

BBS Posts: 6.5/10

Yeah. I try and post whenever I find a worthy topic.

Blam / Protect level: 1/10

I know. It is not that high and I probably could rank it up by alot. I usually spend most of my time on the BBS.

Whistle level: 2/10

Ya. I should start to whislte more often =P

Exp level: 8/10

Thanks a lot man. I try and deposit most days.

Flash / Audio: 7/10

I have made 2 games so far and working on a Christmas project with someone else.

Bonus: 8/10

Still pretty good. Thanks for the rate!

Your final rating comes to: 6,4 out of 10. Average

Beautiful. Thanks alot man!!

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-23 05:15:37


At 12/22/06 08:27 PM, UnknownFear wrote:
Beautiful. Thanks alot man!!

No prob ;)

Anyhow, I took a gander at page 10, and I saw that there were some pretty well-known people there asking for a rating...I'm a bit nervous, really O_O it's one thing to rate your average NG users, but I think that the regular fellows (the "cool cats" if you will) deserve more than what I deal out in this thread. Perhaps I should leave them to HoboPorn?

Meh. I've already rated a few people who've been around for a while (who indeed fall into the category of "cool cats" :p), and they haven't complained. At least, not publicly.

Next request:

At 10/4/06 07:46 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote:
I would enjoy a rating indeed.

Alrightey then.

Name Originality: I see what you're going for, but it's just too long. I myself have always been fascinated by demons and devils and such, and so I can't help but understand why you wanted to call yourself one. Still, the name doesn't look as cool as it could: try to get rid of that useless "The" at the start. "ChaosDemon" might seem a tad childish and not all that original, but at least it'd be better than what you've got right now. 6/10

Signature: A fellow Star Wars fan! How nice. I don't see what an Ewok has in common with a Jawa (except maybe it's height), but it still looks good. I also like the font you used for your name and stuff. Nice sig pic. 8/10

Display Picture: ...as much as I strain my eyes, I can't see what's on the cover of that comic book you're reading there. At any rate, I guess you get points for originality, since very few people on the forum have the guts to show their own mugs in their accounts. Good stuff. 7,5/10

BBS Posts: 3 posts per day...good, that means you're no spammer, but you still like to enjoy some quality time on the forum :D also, while I was checking through your posts, I saw that your grammar was fine, and your writing skills are pretty good as well (nice work, in the "the greatest Movie quote ever?" thread ;) ) which is always a good thing. You seem to have taken an interest in the Art section of the forum lately, as well...good for you, don't stay holed up in the General section like the rest of us poor saps. All I can criticize about you is that you don't seem to want to participate all that much in slightly more "serious" threads...the ones with mature content, that need level-headed people in 'em. Besides that, you're just fine. 7,5/10

Blam / Protect level: Elite Guard Private...not bad. You could be doing considerably better, considering the fact that you've been around for 4 whole years, but at least you're doing something. Try to pick up the pace a bit. 6,5/10

Whistle level: Normal...eh. Not good, man. It doesn't take much to blow the whistle on abusive reviews or flash vids. 2/10

Exp level: 12, also not bad. But once again, I believe that you could be doing a whole lot better, if you'd been working steadily at that. Try to not leave your account unattended for too long, 'cause you might level down instead of up. 7/10

Reviews: 90 reviews total...eh. S'ok, I suppose. At least you commented on what the artist missed or did wrong, once in a while, which is good constructive criticism (which is what the poor artists need, to become more skilled at what they do). 7/10

Flash / Audio: Nothing, nada, nix, rien de rien. 0/10

Bonus: You're a Star Wars fan, apparently. EXCELLENT tastes in movies ;) 10/10

Overall rating: 6,8 out of 10. Above average.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-23 17:07:14


Okey-dokey, next fellow in line for a rating.

At 10/4/06 08:02 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote:
Ahh, the proverbial rate thread. The beacon of better recognition of the Newgrounds community and a sincere form of individuality. I humbly request to be rated.

How could I refuse? Not that many polite requests in this thread, lately.

Name Originality: One thing I can say with absolute certainty is that I sure as hell haven't seen anyone with an alias quite like yours around here, so it's as original as can be. Anyhow, I have no idea what it's supposed to mean, or what it indicates...I've actually always been curious about that, since the first time I saw it. Are you a member of a group of artists called "JackRabbitStudios"? Or did you simply think it up on the spot, while wondering what name to insert into your account? Regardless, besides being original it also sounds pretty nice, and it seems fairly simplistic (in a good way...what I mean is, it's definetely not one of those uselessly complicated nicknames like "TheBlitheringEyeOfDoom" or "SadisticMysticalFear" or anything like that). It's only flaw is it's length: it seems a tad too long for my tastes. Still, it's not way too long. All things considered, it's a pretty good name. 8/10

Signature: Heh. One of the first sigs I saw in the forum to make me chuckle, when I first got here. And besides being funny, it also has the same theme as your alias, which is great (it seems that very few people still do that). The only problem is that you seem to have had it for a few years now (if I'm not mistaken)...perhaps you could change it up a bit now and then, with another sig? Oh well. Still, this sig's good. 8,5/10

Display Picture: The good thing is, it has the same theme as your signature and your alias. Always a nice thing to see. What I don't like is the fact that it seems a tad too simple...couldn't you ahve found a bit more interesting picture? A funnier one, or a more intense one? I'm sure the fellows in the Art section would help ya out, if you asked 'em for a special JackRabbit picture. The one you've got rates 6,5/10, though.

BBS Posts: 5 posts per day...just right, I'd say. So you definetely enjoy spending a bit of time in the forum each day, but you don't dawdle in the various sections for too long. By checking through a few of your latest posts, the first thing that hit me is that you can express yourself in English grammar quite easily and fluently...it's not everyday that you see a BBS user employ a term like "commercialism" :D Also by flipping through a few of those same posts, I saw that you can be fairly witty when you want to, and not just in the "easy" way (in other words, not by just being vulgar and obscene) that so many of the BBS users that fancy themselves as jokesters follow. By going through some of your older posts, I also found out that you're a rational thinker as well, who usually backs up his affirmations with facts (like in the "goth, what does it mean?" thread)...which, sadly, separates you from the flaming masses of average NG users. Based on all that, I can safely say that you're one of the "cooler" fellows around here (though of course, for all the hell I know, I could be wrong...these evaluations of mine are superficial at best, since I simply don't have the time to go through enough posts to get any in-depth perception of people), so you rank 8,5/10 here.

Blam / Protect level: Police Captain...after 3 years? Damn, that's not very much at all. I'm going to assume you know everything about the voting system, since you've actually been on the site for several years more than I have, so I won't try to convince you to spend more time in the New Entries section. Oh well. 4,5/10

Whistle level: Bronze, eh? Not horrible, granted, but still not good enough. HoboPorn has an innate preference for Silver, he does. 5/10

Exp level: 12...s'ok, I suppose. Sure, you could be doing considerably better (considering how long you've been around here), but it has been getting harder to level up lately. Keep at it, though. 6,5/10

Reviews: 115 total...once again, not fabulous, but not horrible either. I found most of your reviews to be quite precise and expressive about what you liked and what you didn't like (and what you thought could use improvement or not), which is excellent stuff for the artists. Good stuff, that. 7,5/10

Flash / Audio: Nothin'...oh well. 0/10

Bonus: Ah, you've got great tastes in music. I myself have always loved Queen (it's half the reason why I like the Highlander movies and tv series so very much), and I've liked listening to Offspring since 4th elementary. Nice stuff. 8/10

Your overall rating comes to: 7,4 out of 10. Above average.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-23 17:18:22


Will you rate me? It sounds fun.


Who's your warden, baby?

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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-23 18:16:02


ok, try me. bring it on!


Well, I have 175 letters remaining on my sig so, I should ramble... What is this Canada you speak of?

Like They say in Brooklyn, early to bed early to ****! :)

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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-24 09:40:19


At 10/4/06 08:04 PM, Hyperion wrote:
I'll take one rating, hold the fries.
A decent rate thread. Good work.

On behalf of both Hobo and me, thanks.

Here's your rating:

Name Originality: Cool, Greek Mythology reference! I've always been kinda fascinated by those Titans. And also, it's simply a pretty awesome name. It's not too long, but it is certainly not too short either, and it sounds great. I guess "Hyper" has always been a cool prefix, in any name. Good choice, my man. 8/10

Signature: The flames look just great, but I can't say that I like the brown-colored "Hyperion" below the red-colored one. Just get rid of that brown crap and leave the red one there, and it'll look great. Ask for someone in the Sig crew to work on that for ya, they're always happy to obblige. 7,5/10

Display Picture: ...I've got no idea what that means. I'm all for patriotism, mind you, but I don't know what "Hyerion - Platinum '08" is supposed to mean. Maybe it's just me (and it probably is, considering the fact that I've been living in Italy for the past decade)...oh well. 6/10

BBS Posts: Unfortunately I don't have much time on my hands here, so I'll be brief: 1) you might want to drop by the forum more often, it seems that you don't really like spending much time here. (2) Your grammar seems to be fine, so good work on that. (3) You can be fairly funny when you want to be, but you're very rarely serious about anything. Try not to always be so much of a jokester, and get involved in slightly more serious threads. 6,5/10

Blam / Protect level: Police Lieutenant...after THAT long? C'mon man, you've been here for 3 friggin' years, I'm sure you could do way better than that if you tried. 5/10

Whistle level: Ah, Silver. Excellent. Hobo would be pleased. 7,5/10

Exp level: 11...eh. Not so great, but not so bad either. You could be doing a heck of a lot better, but you're still at an average level. Pick it up, though. 6/10

Reviews: 43 total...damn, that's not very good at all, dude. You tend to only post reviews for the flash vids that you found to be particularly interesting...try to help more of those flash artists out with your criticism and comments, in the near future. 5/10

Flash / Audio: None. 0/10

Bonus: Ahhhh, you've got excellent tastes in movies. I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and I really enjoyed watching V for Vendetta too. Your music tastes are also impeccable. Good stuff indeed. 10/10

Overall rating: 6,6 out of 10. Slightly above average.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-24 09:45:58


Can somebody do me? I've asked a few times.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-24 09:47:18


Here's a bit, can you rate me on New Year's Eve? Then, I will post this again the next year. Like a One-Year Rating Time Capsule.

I know I am gonna do horribly.

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-24 09:51:15


At 12/24/06 09:45 AM, Sidorio wrote:
Can somebody do me? I've asked a few times.

There's a very, very long line, and you're at the bottom of it. It doesn't help to ask repeatedly.

At 12/24/06 09:47 AM, DemonsRemorse wrote:
Here's a bit, can you rate me on New Year's Eve? Then, I will post this again the next year.
Like a One-Year Rating Time Capsule.
I know I am gonna do horribly.

Unfortunately, there's no way in Hell that I'm going to finish this by New Year's Eve. I'm probably not going to be done with page 12 by then, let alone page 36. But yeah, I'll rate ya (eventually), and if this thread is still up and about in a year, I'll do it again.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-24 09:52:34


Rate me if you want. I don't really care.

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-24 09:53:53


There's a very, very long line, and you're at the bottom of it. It doesn't help to ask repeatedly.

How long exactly? I asked on about page 7.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-24 09:57:50


At 12/24/06 09:53 AM, Sidorio wrote:

How long exactly? I asked on about page 7.

...nope. Not on page 7, not on page 6, not on page 8, not on any other page in that area.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-24 20:59:15


It's been Christmas for about 3 hours, here in Rome.

So lemme be one of the first people on the forum to really, truly say Merry Christmas to all of you guys! :p


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-26 07:48:00


Alrightey-tightey then people, I hope you've had a Merry Christmas. Mine was alright, as far as presents, meals and company go.

Next person in line:

At 10/4/06 09:15 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
Go on you can rate me I have over 1000 posts :D

Ah, here we go.

Name Originality: A Tenchi Muyo fan, through and through. You don't see many of your kind around the forum anymore...all we've got is a whole lot of Naruto fanatics :( oh well. So for those reasons, it's both original (since I see no other Tenchi-related nicknames around these parts) and unoriginal (because, after all, it is an anime-related nickname, and there are a HELL of a lot of those in the forum). Anyhow, you've certainly chosen a pretty "powerful" nickname, considering that Washu Hakubi is technically a goddess :D so nice move there. I guess it's a fairly cool alias, all things considered, if not very original or profound of meaning. 7,5/10

Signature: Same theme as your nickname...I guess that's a good thing. I like the coloring and the modern-look that the backround's got. The pic of Washu's fairly cute too, so it sorta clinches it. S'ok. 7/10

Display Picture: It's Washu, and not so little this time...cute, I suppose. Not exactly an awe-inspiring picture, mind you, but it's not bad. Plus, she's got festive colors on, which is great (considering the fact that it's the holidays :D). Once again, s'ok. 6,5/10

BBS Posts: 9 per day...you sure enjoy spending some time around here :p a devotee of the BBS forum. Considering the fact that your psot ratio isn't actually all that higher than mine, I guess I'll restrain myself from advising you to post less frequently, so I don't look like a damned hipocryte. At any rate, I checked out a few of your posts throuought your history in the BBS forum, and I found that perhaps your only main flaw is that your grammar skills aren't quite as high as that of other posters around here. Since (quite frankly) I don't know you that well, and since you haven't listed your habitat on your account, I'm sort of curious as to why a person who posts as much as you hasn't gotten the hang of the English lingo yet...but then again, it's really not any buisness of mine. The really important thing is that you're a helpful soul around the forum (from what I saw, at least), frequently helping the newer users out in the "Where is/How to?" section, and generally acting in a cheerful, high-spirited manner in the other sections as well. Besides that, you're also a fairly opinionanted gal (or guy? The "Yaoi" topic kinda threw me off, there :/ ), from what I saw in the threads that you've listed in your signature (like the "Sex" topic). Sure, I might not agree with a few things you've said in a couple of those threads (like the things you said in your "Yaoi" thread) , but at least you put something fairly serious out there that's open to discussion, and I can really appreciate that in a BBS user. Too many joke/videogame threads around these days. Good stuff ;) 8/10

Blam / Protect level: Elite Guard Lieutenant General...whoa, you sure do your fair share of the votin' work. Excellent work there. Obviously, you take your time checking out the New Entries section, every day. Nothing I can say here that you don't already know...just "good work". 10/10

Whistle level: Deity level...niiiiiice. I've heard say that the only way to get one is by blowing the whistle on abusive reviews, rather than on abusive flash vids. That true? 'Cause I want a higher freaking level for my whistle. 10/10, anyhow.

Exp level: 13...very good. As well as it's physically possible to do, for a person who's been around for not much more than a year. Hope you manage to keep it up. 9/10

Reviews: About 5000 total...that's a pretty large number. You must care quite a lot about helping those artists and authors out. As well as you can, you offer constructive criticism and plenty of good proposals, in order to set those guys straight. Great stuff. Plus, your cheerfulness is contagious :D 9,5/10

Flash / Audio: Well, you've made a few flash vids, which is more than what can be said for the vast majority of BBS users (myself included). Unfortunately I don't have the time to check 'em out, but just for having made them ya get a 7/10.

Bonus: Sailor Moon...heh, that brings back memories. Used to watch that once in a while when I was a lot younger. I even remember liking Sailor Jupiter :D I guess I can give you an 8/10 for that.

And your overall rating comes to: 8,2 out of 10. Great.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-26 10:55:37


At 10/4/06 09:17 PM, boloneyman wrote:
A great rating thread so far, rate me when my turn comes up.

Your turn indeed has come up, but I'm getting the feeling you're a friend of Hobo's, and you might prefer a rating straight from him rather than from me. So if you don't dig my rating, just ask for another one, and specify that you want him to do it for ya.

Name Originality: Well, you've been around since 2004, so without a doubt when you made that name up it was a pretty original thing to do. Right now it might not be quite so original, but you still get points for coming up with such an alias before anyone else did. The nickname's also kinda funny, seeming at first glance to be something a little kid might make up. And I find it to be far better than some of the more "mature" nicknames around. Good stuff, I suppose. 8,5/10

Signature: Whoa, definetely one of the most unsettling pictures I've ever seen around the BBS. Seriously, the first time I posted on the forum, I remember staring at it for a bit, then reading the "I'm going slightly mad" stuff next to it, and freaking out a little bit :D awesome stuff, really. Definetely one of the most interesting I've seen here. And you saw fit to get it snowified for the holidays...good for you. Nice. 10/10

Display Picture: Ah, so you've got the balls to show a picture of yourself in your account. Good for you, my man. I myself am planning to get a decent pic of me and stick it in there. So you get points for that, I guess. But what's up with the head-band...?! 7,5/10

BBS Posts: Awwwww, teh doggie has glasses on! Big dog, that :D Anyhow, just by reading through your latest page of posts, I think I got a fairly good idea about what kind of BBS user you are. First of all, your grammar seems excellent. Your writing skills seem great as well, from what I read in your "The most annoying thing possible" (and to answer your question, I think that people do that 'cause they feel like getting cheap thrills by doing something that they could technically get caught for, knowing that they've got a 99,9% chance of not suffering any negative consequences). Besides that, you've proven to be one of the slightly wittier (and thus funnier) of the "older" users around, which is definetely something that people can appreciate. A breather, so to speak, from the crappy jokes and witless vulgarity that the new users throw in people's faces. Another commendable thing is your ability to use your imagination, like the stuff I saw in your "Possible repercussions?" thread. Both funny and interesting. I might just try it out :D So at any rate, based on what I saw, I reckon you're one of the funner bbs users to have around. 8,5/10

Blam / Protect level: Elite Guard Captain...awesome work there. Must have been a bitch to vote on enough flash vids to get to that level there. All I can tell you is to keep up the good work, man. 9/10

Whistle level: Deity, huh? Stellar work. Once again, all I can say is that I hope you keep it up for as long as you can. 10/10

Exp level: Ah, the pipe. I've always liked that icon...dunno why. I guess it just looks cool to me. At any rate, it's pretty much as high a level as you could have gotten to, considering how long you've been here. Excellent work. 9/10

Reviews: 121 reviews total...I guess that's not bad. The good thing is, your reviews seem to be fairly helpful: you don't just state whether or not you like the flash vid, but you say what the author should work on in order to make it better next time. Good stuff. 7,5/10

Flash / Audio: Nothin', eh? Oh well. 0/10

Bonus: Ah, you've got excellent tastes in music and in movies (except perhaps for that "Big Fish" movie, I wouldn't know...). 9/10 for that.

Overall rating: 7,7 out of 10. Above Average.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-27 05:27:33


I'm loaded up with Christmas chocolates and other such fattening sweets, so I guess I can take on another few ratings.

At 10/4/06 09:45 PM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote: Ok rate me.

Sure thing.

Name Originality: I'm guessing you were going for something that both rimed and sounded upsetting and eerie. I'm afraid you didn't quite make it, though...the alias seems more childish than it does scary or witty. It just doesn't make sense. Besides that, why write the "my" in capital letters? Again, it doesn't seem to mean anything. So basically, I can't say I'm too fond of it. 5,5/10

Signature: The best thing that can be said about it is that you saw fit to add your nickname into the picture. The picture itself, however, seems to be some sort of optical illusion or weird photo, and the result is an ugly clash of colors. I think you should pretty much toss it, my man, and ask for someone from the Sig Crew to make you a better one. 5,5/10

Display Picture: I suppose you get some points for your devotion to the site. Doesn't say much about you though (besides the fact that you're an NG fan, of course). And the picture isn't particularly awe-inspiring, if you know what I mean. You kinda chipped off a piece of it on the right, and it sorta shows. At the very least, fix that. 6/10

BBS Posts: ...argh. What I saw, I must say, wasn't pretty. The one slightly positive thing I can say is that your grammar seems to be alright. A few mistakes here and there, but nothing serious. Also, the fact that you're only posting 5 posts each day is good news...it tells me you're not addicted to the site. However...you seem to be something close to the dreaded "Average NG user", which is bad news indeed. You only write in the cheapest (and by that I mean dumbest) of threads, you tend to follow most of the NG fads and jump on a lot of the NG bandwagons, and on top of that you don't express yourself at all outside of a line or two. Fear not though, all this will probably change once you start getting a tad older. But for now, you remain just another faceless user in the crowd of NG kids. 5/10

Blam / Protect level: Citizen...after more than a year? You've got to be kidding me, man. You must not even look twice at that New Entries section anymore. 0/10

Whistle level: Red, eh? Not good. Sure, not as bad as you Blam / Protect level, but we both know that that doesn't take much at all. Hobo wants them whistles to be Silver, he does. 2/10

Exp level: 10. So you just spend time voting on the flash vids on the main page of the site, in other words. Better than nothing, to be sure, but I think everyone would appreciate it if you and other guys like you would vote on the new flash vids as well. 7/10

Reviews: 105...that's a fairly good number, I guess. The problem is, I didn't find a single one of 'em that was constructive. What I mean by that is that you merely tell the author/artist whether you liked the flash or not, and you failed to mention what he/she should have done to make it better. 6/10

Flash / Audio: I see nothing here. 0/10

Bonus: Well, you seemed to enjoy watching the Red Riding Hood flash. It's definetely one of my favorite vids on the site, yessir. 7/10

Overall rating: 4,6 out of 10. Not very good at all.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-27 05:52:18


On to the next fellow. I apologise if I come across as a bit pissy today, but it's not my damned fault. I've got some seriously mentally-hindered friends of my little sisters constantly chatting on the phone at the house today, and I'm on my very last nerve.

At 10/4/06 11:01 PM, Para-Noid wrote: Do it Do it Do it!!!

Normally, I'd tell you to shove off, since I usually don't rate people with no manners >:( but since it's the day after Christmas, I suppose I can make a few exceptions.

Name Originality: I've certainly seen the term "paranoia" and/or "paranoid" around the place. So you get no points whatsoever for originality, I'm afraid. Still, I can't say I haven't seen worse lately. It's not too long and not too short, and it sounds ok. Just get rid of the dash between Para and Noid (...unless you were trying to show people what 2 terms make up the word "Paranoia"?) . 6/10

Signature: Your name's there, and that's a plus. Also, the sig seems animated, which is also a good thing. The bad news is that it's very, very, very simplistic and not all that interesting. I suggest you at least get a picture and stick it in there as a backround, or something. RIght now, it jsut doesn't look all that great. 5,5/10

Display Picture: Crapp-eh, my man. The very best thing I can say about that is that it's got your name in it. That's about it. 'Cause not only is the picture badly pixelated, but it's also damned murky. I can't tell what's in the backround there, at all. Change the pic, dude, seriously. 4/10

BBS Posts: Damn. No offense, but from the few pages of posts that I skimmd over, you didn't seem to be an outstanding NG user. A pretty ordinary one, really. Which is bad news. You don't write all that much, and what you do write always concerns video games or crappy joke threads or anything else in that genre. But at least your grammar doesn't suck. My advise is for you to grow up quick, and to start to broaden your horizons. Express yourself more and in more serious threads, dude. For now, you rate 5,5/10

Blam / Protect level: Police Captain...after a year? Why??? What the heck is wrong with you 14 year olds?!? C'mon, the damned voting process takes 2 minutes, tops! Sheesh. 2/10

Whistle: Lol, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiice :D first Garbage whistle I've had the pleasure of rating. Good stuff, dude. 0/10

Exp level: 11. You SEE??? You can vote! All of you 14 year olds can! It's easy! So now just do it in the damned New Entries section, instead of on the good stuff you find on the first page. 7,5/10

Reviews: Whoa, you're a fan of the NG musicians, eh? I don't think I've ever seen quite so many music reviews on someone's account. Good stuff, my man, good stuff indeed. 8/10

Flash / Audio: Damn, that's a lotta music. You're a musician yourself! Cool. If I had the time (or, to be honest, the willpower), I might just check that out. But I can't. So I'll just give you an 8/10 for that whopping amount of stuff you've made.

Bonus: Your tastes in movies and music are great, my man. I'm definetely a Saw fan, I liked watching King Kong, and I don't mind listening to System of a Down and Limp Bizkit every now and then. 8/10

Overall rating: 6,6 out of 10. Average.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-27 06:38:06


Rate me please.

*Kicks back and waits 4 months to get rated.*

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-27 06:39:35


How can you be arsed to write reviews for everyone?!


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-27 06:45:20


I've been waiting for this day Hoboporn

RATE ME


why i am here?

i do not know

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