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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-10 04:36:16


At 12/10/06 04:21 AM, Elemental-soldier wrote: Go ahead i dont fucking care rape me............

classic Freudian slip.

Hey Link, I think you've got a real live one over here....


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-10 05:21:01


At 12/10/06 04:36 AM, Sarai wrote:

Hey Link, I think you've got a real live one over here....

Eh. He'll be long "dead" by the time I get to his request.

I've got some more spare time on my hands, so on to the next person in line:

At 10/3/06 03:44 PM, Vikram-the-vampire wrote:
Dear Hoboporn,
pleasepleaseplease do me.
PLEASE.
thanks.
please?

I'm half inclined to say "no", after all that petty begging, but what the heck ;)

Name Originality: Could have been cool, but it's just way too long pal. That, and it has those damned hyphens mixed in it that make it look even worse. "Vikram" would have been enough, since it's a fairly interesting name. Even "VikramVampire" would have been acceptable. So I think you should change it, at least a bit. For now, 6/10

Sig: Well, it's got your name in it. The only problem is that your name is the ENTIRE signature. I personally prefer to see some sort of picture in there, be it humorous or interesting or even obscene. At any rate, I suppose you get points for originality, since I don't think I've seen a signature quite like yours as of yet. 6,5/10

Display Picture: Whoa, big jaw. I'm guessing that's you, in your own personal dream world...not bad, I guess. The picture itself isn't all that awe-inspiring, though...just some guy sitting there grinning, really. But I guess it's not all that bad, considering how crappy some of the MS paint profile pics that I've seen around are. 6,5/10

BBS Posts: 2 per day...that's ok, I suppose. Try to come in a bit more often though, or people will barely notice you. At any rate, I checked out some of your posts, and I think that one of the best things I can honestly say about you is that your posts are written in decent English grammar. The trouble is that I have yet to fin a post from you that exceeds 2 lines worth of words. Very, very short stuff, man. And 99% of those posts are ALL about crap like "MSG4 game play video!" and "The best videogame glitch game ever?". Not very good, man, not very good at all. You're 17. You should have gotten past that kinda crap. Not entirely, of course, because it's nice to just sit around, relaxing, and talk about the usual videogam/cartoon crap, but not ALL of the time. For now, you get a 5,5/10

Blam / Protect level: You've been around for about a year, and you're still a Lieutenant. Bad boy. Very very bad boy. Vote on SOMETHING in the new entries section, damnit. Be it even for 10 seconds a day. You'll see the results. For now, 3/10, and I'm being generous too >:(

Whistle level: Red whistle = 2/10. Simple as that.

Exp level: 11...not bad, not bad at all. I'm at the same level myself. But you see, this actually doesn't please me as much as it should, because it means that you vote on the stuff in the main area of the forum, and on nothing else at all. BAD boy. *smacks nose with newspaper* 8/10

Reviews: 17...no man, that's just not good. Not at all. And to be totally frank and candid with you, they sucked. All of 'em. 0/10

Flash / Audio: None...0/10

Bonus: Well well, at least you've got good tastes. Foo Fighters, Aliens, Pulp Fiction and Die Hard. Excellent tastes, really. 8,5/10

Your rating comes to: 4,3 out of 10. Not very good at all.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-10 09:45:51


Rate me please.


what

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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-10 09:56:20


I can't even remember where my post is in this 30 pages.


Awesome post great job!

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-10 10:10:36


At 12/10/06 04:19 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Ok, I just woke up. My head is throbbing a bit, and I think I might have a few itty bitty parasites from that huge raw steak I ate last night, but I'll still rate a guy or two.

You bastard, you skipped me >:( Reyals posted after me.

I DEMAND SATISFACTION.

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-10 10:23:04


At 12/10/06 10:10 AM, WoebegonenessIsSad wrote:

You bastard, you skipped me >:( Reyals posted after me.

I DEMAND SATISFACTION.

0_0 whoops, didn't see ya there. I'll do you...I mean, I'll finish you off...I mean, I'll rape you...

...I'll do it later, as soon as I'm back from my shopping duties. About an hour.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-10 12:20:38


Back from shopping. My palms feel like they've been cut open by the overloaded plastic bags that I was carrying, but fortunately I can still make ample use of my fingers.

Next fellow in line, who heretofore had been skipped:

At 10/3/06 03:20 PM, WoebegonenessIsSad wrote:

I meet the requirement 10 fold because I'm such an active member...not.

...might I ask how the hell you got to 10,000 posts if you weren't such an active member?!

Anyways, I always did love rating threads. If it's not too much trouble give me a PM to the page the rating is on once/if you do it. Such a pain to constantly remember to check through x amount of pages to see if I've been done yet...

I'll be sending it to you as soon as I finish this...though you seem to check in a fair amount anyways >:(

Name Originality: ...well, if that isn't original, I dunno what is. It almost seems to be one of those tongue-twisters that I learned in the early years of elementary school. Not only is it verbally confusing, but I also have no clue as to what it's supposed to mean, nor how many words are mixed in there. I'm guessing you did that on purpose, for shits and giggles, or maybe just to screw up the minds of younger NG users who actually give a damn about how your nickname is spelled correctly and/or pronounced. So as I said, it gets high points for originality, but I think it's a tad too long. Perhaps it would have looked better if you'd left the "-IsSad" part out of it, since the concept of sorrow was already covered by the "Woe-". I give it a 7,5 out of 10

Sig: I've seen a lot of signatures with the "stop that" theme, but I'm too green to know who the sig-maker is. At any rate, I find them all to be pretty funny, including this one here. However, I can't help but wonder who "Seizure_dog" is...an alt, mayhaps? Or did ya just steal it from him? At any rate, I think it'd look slightly better if you just cut that name out of it and put yours in. But I'm guessing you have your reasons to leave it there. 8/10

Display picture: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The "Seizure_dog" thing makes more sense now. After cleaning the drool off my chin and shirt, I gave the picture some consideration, and I think that it's both fairly original and funny. Also, I love dogs, especially big and furry ones. Nice pic. 9/10

BBS Posts: *looks at amount of posts*...good thing I only check out about 10 of these things per profile. So you tend to write about 8 posts per day...pretty good, I guess. You definetely enjoy spending some "quality" time on the BBS forum, but you don't quite overdo it either. Anyhow, I think I already know that your English is exempt from any grammatical errors, without having to check your posts. But I did anyways, for the hell of it :D And I found that most of the time, you're a fairly cheerful fellow (though you can be a tad cruel at times, like in the "I need a picture" thread), and you're almost always kidding around. The good thing is that you can be pretty funny when you're joking, so the fact that you are almost never in a serious mood isn't so bad. On the very first page of your list of posts (don't worry, I didn't go nosing through ALL of 'em, I just chose a few pages randomly) I found an old comment of yours on the Music industry that proved that you can get involved in political/mature discussions at ease. However, you haven't gotten into any such debate for a long, long time, from what I saw. I think you should get into that kind of stuff again, since you seem to be a reasonable dude (seeing as there are so few people capable of not losing their heads entirely and ending a verbal dispute or simple discussion with personal insults and flaming). All things considered, anyhow, I think you're a fun guy to have around. 8,5/10

Blam / Protect level: Elite Guard Sergeant...not bad, I suppose. You've been here since 2003, so you technically could be doing a bit better, but that's still a lot of blam and protection points you've got. Keep up the good work in the new entries section. 7,5/10

Whistle level: Ah, Silver. Hobo would definetely approve. Which is bad for the rest of us, but whatever. 7,5/10

Exp level: Cool, I've always liked that level. It's right behind the nunchucks and some other icon, on my list of favorites. Good job on the dairly voting, make sure you don't stop. You might just level downwards, like some other people did this Summer, after leaving their account for a few months. 8/10

Reviews: ...O_O damn, that's a looooooootta reviews, man. Probably one of the largest sums of reviews I've seen in a single account, as of yet. Anyhow, I checked though a few of 'em, and I found that they were pretty expressive, which is what the artists really need...constructive criticizm, and not just sparse comments on whether or not their flash was enjoyable or not. Good stuff, good stuff indeed. 10/10

Flash / Audio: Whoa, that's a LOT of flash vids too. And not only are you an artist, but you're a good one too, from all those awards I saw. I also found the "penguins can not fly" thing from you "Phantasmagoria 3" flash to be pretty damned funny. I'll probably check out the other Phantasmagoria flash vids you and those other guys made, as soon as I've got some more free time on my hands. Anyhow, you get 9,5/10 for this stuff.

Bonus: You liked Fight Club, apparently...cool. Fast-paced shit that was. 7,5/10

So your rating comes to: 8,7 out of 10. Officially the highest I've given anyone, as of yet. Of course, I might have pressed a wrong button or two on my piece-o'-crap calculator here, but I'm quite simply too lazy to go through that again.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-10 21:32:41


Rate me
Rate me, my friend
Rate me
Rate me again

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AAAAAAHM NOT THE ONLY WHAN


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 01:25:42


At 12/10/06 09:32 PM, CheezNapkin wrote: Rate me
Rate me, my friend
Rate me
Rate me again

AHM NOT THE ONLY WHAN
AAAAAAHM NOT THE ONLY WHAN

I've already read a Rate-song like that in this thread...did you steal it from that same person, or is this a well-known song around here?


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 01:28:22


I asked to be rated a bit back, so I'm just gonna say if you manage to rate me before Dec. 25 (I doubt it), but...

No, my regular name isn't christmasjansen. That's my holdiay alias. My real one is chasemanjansen. Can't wait to get my rating.

Problem solved.

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 02:39:53


What a load of rubbish this thread is.
Do you jerk off at night knowing that you have more than 1000 posts and does this make you feel better than everybody else??
Jerkoff!!!!

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I DON'T WANNA SOUND GAY OR NUTHIN', BUT THAT SHIT IS HOT!!

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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 02:42:49


I'd love a rating please.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 02:43:09


almost 1000 i see...

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 04:02:15


At 12/10/06 12:20 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: ...might I ask how the hell you got to 10,000 posts if you weren't such an active member?!

When I asked to be rated I had been inactive for like, 4 months at least.

Not only is it verbally confusing, but I also have no clue as to what it's supposed to mean, nor how many words are mixed in there.

The word 'woebegoneness' means 'sadness', and 'woebegoneness' is one of the least used words in the English language, so it's sad for not being used.

Sig: I've seen a lot of signatures with the "stop that" theme, but I'm too green to know who the sig-maker is.

My sig is the original that all of the others are based off of. It was made by ScottMale24.

"Seizure_dog" is...an alt, mayhaps? Or did ya just steal it from him?

To clear things up, I was originally known as 'Seizure_Dog'. 'WoebegonenessIsSad' was only supposed to be temporary, but some fucker (Tom) had to get rid of the ability to use underscores in names, and I really don't want to be 'Seizure-Dog' or 'SeizureDog', so I'm stuck with this name for a while. I kept the sig as 'Seizure_Dog' so people wouldn't be all "who the fuck are you?"

I think you're a fun guy to have around. 8,5/10

Sweet :) And I'm only not often serious because the BBS isn't often serious :P

Reviews: ...O_O damn, that's a looooooootta reviews, man. Probably one of the largest sums of reviews I've seen in a single account, as of yet. Anyhow, I checked though a few of 'em, and I found that they were pretty expressive, which is what the artists really need...constructive criticizm, and not just sparse comments on whether or not their flash was enjoyable or not. Good stuff, good stuff indeed. 10/10

Thanks :D Yeah, I went through a whole review phase there for a while. It was quite fun. I'm pretty sure I was something like the 24th highest reviewer at one time.

Flash / Audio: Whoa, that's a LOT of flash vids too. And not only are you an artist, but you're a good one too, from all those awards I saw.

I'm a lot better now; I just have hardly any drive to make anything.

So your rating comes to: 8,7 out of 10. Officially the highest I've given anyone, as of yet.

w00t! A winner is I :D

Lovely little reviewing thing. Worth the wait. Thanky.

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 05:13:01


Well bro, looks like I jumped to get on the tank a bit late, but if your still rating I'd appreciate you rating me. If not its cool. Thanx.

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 07:38:03


At 12/11/06 04:02 AM, WoebegonenessIsSad wrote:

Lovely little reviewing thing. Worth the wait. Thanky.

Glad you liked it.

At 12/11/06 05:13 AM, Entropius wrote:
Well bro, looks like I jumped to get on the tank a bit late, but if your still rating I'd appreciate you rating me. If not its cool. Thanx.

Well, you don't actually have enough posts to qualify, but at the rate this thread is going, you probably will qualify by the time we get to you. Incidentally, you might wanna check out the Star Wars thread in the Crews & Clubs section of the forum.

Next dude in line:

At 10/3/06 03:52 PM, Sixers1fan wrote:
id like to be rated to if you guys have the time

I've always got the time for a request or two...once every 24 hours, that is.

Name Originality: ...well, I obviously can't say anything negative about the fact that you're a Sixers fan (mainly because I have no basketball team preference myself, nowadays), but I still don't think that actually calling yourself one was a good idea. Not all that interesting, really. Or at least, not to a dude on the BBS forum. To make matters worse, you inserted a "1" in the middle of the name that seems piretty pointless, and kinda messes the whole thing up. I suggest you change it altogether. 5/10

Sig: Looks pretty sweet, actually. I can't say I'm familiar with Godsmack , but the picture looks cool enough. And the fact that you remembered to have your name inserted in there is a plus. Not bad. 7/10

Display Picture: Well, you sure like sports...or at least, you like to watch 'em and to root for your team and such. Good for you. The picture isn't all that awe-inspiring, but it isn't all that bad either. 7/10

BBS Posts: 3 per day...pretty good. However, I found that your English isn't all that great, so try to work on that a bit (APOSTROPHES, man. USE 'EM). At any rate, while checking through your posts, I saw that your posts are generally quite short, and usually placed in the slightly crappier threads, such as videogame threads and sex topics. Not good. The one good thing I can say is that you're part of a few Clubs, which proves that you get involved in different parts of the forum. So you're not all that much of a user, as of yet. 6/10

Blam / Protect level: Elite Guard Sergeant, First Class...very nice man, very nice indeed, especially considering the fact that you haven't been here for ages, like some of the other Elites. Keep up the good, strong work in the new entries section. 8/10

Whistle level: Bronze...not a horrible level, but not a very good one either, I'm afraid. 5/10

Exp level: 11...not bad. It's about as far as you could have gotten in a year and a few months, which is pretty much what I've done as well. Keep it up, though, or you'll risk de-leveling. 8/10

Reviews: Hm. I was kind of expecting a bit more. However, I found most of your reviews to be quite extensive and expressive...you definetely like telling the artist all about what you liked and what you didn't like about their flash vids. Good stuff...just write more of 'em. 7,5/10

Flash / Audio: none, eh? Oh well. 0/10

Bonus: You say you enjoyed watching "40 year old virgin"...yeah, same here fellah. Funny as hell, at some points...except for the ending. 7,5/10

Your total comes to: 6,5 out of 10. Not bad, but not all that good either.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 09:58:36


Since I promised a few days ago to write two ratings a day, I'm going to submit another one right now, before I gotta run.

At 10/3/06 03:55 PM, KyleAbnormal wrote:
Okay, rate away.
Sorry, I've run out of funny this to say on "I'll Rate You" threads.

Yes, and I'm actually running out of funny ways to express myself in this thread. So if I seem to be getting monotonous and boring, it's time to ask another dude to replace me. Otherwise, I dunno how long this thread is going to survive.

Name Originality: A tad too long for my tastes, I must say. Besides that, I guess it ain't so bad. Not all that original, mind you, but it sounds ok, and it looks ok as well. Try to find a shorter term than "abnormal" and I think you'll do just fine. 6,5/10 for now

Sig: Cool looking instrument you've got there. I would definetely love to learn how to play a guitar some day (though I think it just might be too late for that), and I appreciate your love for music. The picture itself looks pretty nice (I also like that shade of blue quite a bit), especially because of the cool-looking backround and the sweet font you wrote your name in. Good stuff. 8/10

Display Picture: ...to be honest, I can't really make out who that singer is, from the picture. Not very good quality, man. Try to get a better picture altogether, and make sure it's a bit more zoomed in on the dude's face. 6,5/10

BBS Posts: 7 per day...not bad. Just make sure you don't start spamming and writing more than 10 every single day. Anyhow, I rifled though your posts, and I saw that interestingly enough, you actively participate in mature, interesting threads, like the "no religion, no war?" thread. But of course, you also enjoy a good joke topic once in a while, which is fine. Good for you, man. Just concentrate on the words you're writing...sometimes you mix up certain terms and stuff. It's a mistake I myself make every now and then, and I think all we both need to do is watch out for that just a bit more than we usually do in order to not screw up anymore altogether. 7/10

Blam / Protect level: ...not good, my man. Not very good at all, considering how long you've been on this site. Wake up and smell the crap coming from the New entries section, and help us clear it out. 2/10

Whistle level: Normal...not good either, I gotta say. 0/10

Exp level: 11, eh? I guess that's ok, but that also means that all you vote on are the approved flash vids on the main page of the site. Seriously, just spend a minute or two in the new entries section each day, and you'll do way better than you're doing now. 8/10

Reviews: 90 reviews...I suppose that's not all that bad. I was especially glad of the length of each review you wrote, though...nice, constructive criticism. Good stuff, keep it up man. And write these reviews a tad more often, would ya? The new artists really, really need it. 7,5/10

Flash / Audio: You've made a bit of recorded music...not bad, I suppose. I haven't got the time to listen to it, unfortunately, so I'm just going to give you a 7/10 for it and leave it at that.

Bonus: You say you like Pulp Fiction...good tastes, my man, good tastes. 8/10

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you final rating comes to: 6,5 out of 10. Slightly above average.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 19:18:25


Whoops, guess i'm unoriginal and I didn't know.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 21:12:54


trippy


Mea culpa.

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 21:17:08


rate me

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 21:18:37


You'll be PMing us when you finally do our ratings, right?


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 21:21:56


Woah I remember this from when I used to post more... It only had 3 pages back then though.
Oh well, rate me... I hope I get a chance to see it =)

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-11 21:47:38


At 12/11/06 09:21 PM, LittleMissVixen wrote: Woah I remember this from when I used to post more... It only had 3 pages back then though.
Oh well, rate me... I hope I get a chance to see it =)

Don't worry, sooner or later every guy and gal that requested a rating will have it, although i'm sure this'll go on 'till next Summer or so.

At 12/11/06 09:18 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:
You'll be PMing us when you finally do our ratings, right?

Yup, I try to pm everyone, even the guys I give crappy ratings to ;)


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-12 10:18:36


Next person in line.

At 10/3/06 03:58 PM, Doobie wrote:
I would love to be rated.

Great.

Name Originality: I'm guessing it's a take on the name "Dobie". Thus, it really isn't all that original,and it also isn't particularly cool, nor funny...it's the kind of name I'd give to my dog, were I a bit of a jerk. I think you should change it altogether, really. 5/10

Sig: ...? I don't see the point of it, frankly. A pretty badly pixelated picture of something "IPoopedInYourMailBox" said. Not a very compelling image, and not so much because I don't even know the dude, but because what he's saying right there isn't all that funny. Once again, I think you should change the whole damned thing altogether. 4/10

Display Picture: A dude smokin' pot, really really fast. Can't say that it's original. Also, the picture itself doesn't look so fantastic, even though it's partially animated. Try to ask someone from the Crews and Clubs section to get a picture done for ya, or just grab something off google that looks better than that...I'm sure you'll find something fairly quick. 5/10

BBS Posts: 3 per day...pretty good, pretty good. So you like the place, but you don't spend all that much time on the site anyways. At any rate, I checked through your posts, and I must say...there's not much to tell, really. Very short posts...you're just not all that expressive. Also, I didn't manage to fin a single post that wasn't ilvolved in a joke-thread...nothing slightly more mature. Work on that, a lot. 5/10

Blam / Protect level: ...I'm bored of telling people who've been around for years to stinkin' VOTE on the NEW ENTRIES SUBMISSIONS. Screw it. 2/10

Whistle level: Bronze...not all that bad, but you could be doing better. 5/10

Exp level: 9...you could definetely be doing a lot better, since you've been around for over a bleepin' year. Vote more, please. 6/10

Reviews: 44 reviews in over a year. Again, not good. Very few of them had some constructive criticism in them, which makes matters worse. Work on that, would you? 4/10

Flash / Audio: None, eh? 0/10

Bonus: ...well, at least you've got something going for you. Your movie tastes are impeccable, good stuff. 10/10

Final rating: 4,2 out of 10. Not good.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-13 07:38:50


Alright, I'm back from school. My chest muscles are killing me from an exaggerated, fruitless work-out yesterday, and I therefore feel as if I've got two aching boobs on my chest...but besides that, I'm ready for the next request.

At 10/3/06 04:42 PM, StarF68 wrote:
A rating would be very much appriciated. ^_^
Thanks in advance. :D

Sure thing, my good fellow.

Name Originality: Astronomy has definetely been among my favorite subjects at school, so you can see how your name seems fairly appealing to me. Also, for some strange reason which is probably infixed deep in my subconscious, "star" is a word that I simply like saying. However, I don't really understand the "F68" part. Is it some private joke, or are those just random numbers next to a random letter? Meh. So the last bit doesn't look quite as cool as the first part. The result is a name that's fairly easy to remember, but not all that awe-inspiring. 7/10

Sig: How very Christmas-like...not only did you get your whole sig pic "snowified", but the picture itself already looks perfect for the upcoming holiday. I also really like the way you wrote your name there, with the frost and ice and all. Very nice. 8,5/10

Display Picture: ...huh. Well, I suppose it's good that you inserted your name and symbol in there (always a plus), but something doesn't looks quite right about it. I suggest you make the picture motionless, and lose the lines above the star...that should do the trick. 7/10

BBS Posts: 8 posts each day...that's alright. I just means you like spending time here a fair bit. Make sure you don't become a post-whore or an addict to the site, though. Keep it below 10 per day, if you can manage. At any rate, I checked through a few of your posts, and other than noticing your excessive (but, really, quite understandable) love for Mountain Dew, I found that you've seemingly matured quite a bit from when you wrote your first few posts. You're usually pretty cheerful (and also, quite polite, which is always a plus), but you also like to get serious and chat with people about important topics once in a while, giving good straightforward counsel and such. Also, I really digged your Boba Fett song, and some of the chapters from that Xono story of yours. And besides that, your English is just fine (which is a total relief from the usual krazy 1337 grammER, which a lot of the younger users find hillarious). So all in all, from what I saw, you're one of the nicer fellows to chat with on the forum. 8/10

Blam / Protect level: Whoa man, you've been herre for 3 whole years, and that's all you've done? C'mon, you must know better than I do how easy it is for people to level up i nthe blam/protect category, before hitting Elite level. So at least get to Police Captain, dude. Vote for about a minute a day for half a month, tops, and you'll probably get there. For now, you only get a 3/10

Whistle level: Red...argh. No one (myself included) seems to get that Silver whistle without some stroke of luck, like checking out the New Entries section right when someone like the Barney Bunch had just submitted 5 abusive flash vids. 2/10

Exp level: 11...not bad, though you could certainly be doing better, considering how long you've been on the site. Try to get into a voting-habit, man. It only takes a few minutes each day. 7/10

Reviews: Very, very nice. I saw some good ol' constructive criticism in there, and I'm sure the artists that you sent it to were happy to recieve it. Good stuff, good stuff indeed. 8,5/10

Flash / Audio: Well, I kinda figured you were a song writer, after reagind through some of your posts...so obviously, you sent someof your stuff to the site. Good for you. 8/10

Bonus: Heh, you say you liked watching Jackass 2...I personally prefered the first movie, but the second one was pretty damned funny as well (in some parts). 8/10

So your final rating comes to: 7,6 out of 10. Above average.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-14 09:20:15


Next dude in line.

At 10/3/06 04:53 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
HoboPron, rate me please.

Name Originality: I think that's an awesome nickname, dude. I've always loved the "Falco Peregrinus"...simply the coolest kind of bird in the sky, not doubt about it. And the name itself isn't too long, nor is it too short, and it just sounds cool too. Very nice indeed. 8,5/10

Signature: Hm. It sure looks pretty radical, but I can't read the letters on the object in the middle of the picture. But anyhow, the coloring's awesome, and the fact that you remembered to put your name in it just makes it all the better. Good stuff. 7,5/10

Display Picture: I've never seen that kind of picture, frankly...but it looks pretty nice, I suppose. Certainly more original than some of the crap in people's accounts that I've seen lately. Nice of you to insert a symbol of you nationality in there, by the way. 7,5/10

BBS Posts: 8 per day, like me...pretty good, I guess. Let's both try to keep it under 10 posts each day, so we don't turn into BBS whores ;) anyhow, I checked through a few of your posts, and the first thing that was immeadiately apparent was the fact that your English grammar is just fine (you used the term "sporadically" in one of your latests posts...I'm betting about 70% of the BBS users don't actually know what that means :D ), which is a definete plus. I also saw that you're a member of several clubs, outside the General section of the forum. Good for you, dude :p I'm glad you've broadened your horizons a bit. Besides that ,you seem to be a fairly helpful kind of dude, always taking the time to tell the newer guys how something works or what something is about, in the forum. Because of that, you're pretty much a nice fellow to have around. 7,5/10

Blam / Protection level: Elite Guard Master Sergeant...niiiiiiiiiiice :D you obviously care about the New Entries section. All I can tell you, at this point, is to keep up the good work. 8/10

Whistle level: Deity...whoa, that's kinda scary. I can't help but wonder...how do you few Deity level guys manage to blow the whistle on so many flashes as to get that thing? I can't find enough abusive flash vids to get my Silver whistle back, let alone a Gold or Deity level whistle >:( oh well. 10+/10

Exp level: 11...that's about as far as you could have gotten, considering the fact that you're about as new as I am to the site. Keep on votin' though, because (as you probably already know) if you don't, you'll actually level down. 8/10

Reviews: You've got a fair amount of written reviews on your account, and they're all pretty straightforward and helpful...constructive criticism, basically. Good stuff indeed. 8/10

Flash / Audio: Well, you haven't made much yet, but at least you're something of an artist...which is more than I can say for a lot of guys on the forum, myself included. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh, while watching your "Meep Meep" flash vid, but at least it was interesting. 7/10

Bonus: You liked the movie "Saw"...that's officially one of my favorite horror movies ever. Excellent tastes. 8,5/10

Your final rating comes to: 7,8 out of 10. Very good.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-14 11:02:04


At 11/15/06 03:03 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:
Ok, so your total rating is: 8,1 out of 10. Nice going.

Sorry it's taken me so long to write back, but I really do appreciate all the effort you put in to review me. Fantastic job. So your first erection was caused by the tits of a hen from Robin Hood. I feel it's pretty safe to say that's where the majority of all first erections came from, I mean, that bitch is one fine piece of ass.

Anyhow, thanks again and sorry for the late reply! <3

~Mike

Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-15 10:35:36


At 12/14/06 11:02 AM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote:
At 11/15/06 03:03 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:
Ok, so your total rating is: 8,1 out of 10. Nice going.
Sorry it's taken me so long to write back, but I really do appreciate all the effort you put in to review me. Fantastic job.

Hurrah, positive feed-back! :D Glad you liked your rating.

Next dude in line:

At 10/4/06 06:49 PM, TITROTU wrote:
I'll take a rating if you're still doing them. :)

Yup, sure are.

Name Originality: I think the only visible "flaw" is the fact that it's written entirely in Caps. Otherwise, it'd look just fine. I've never heard of a name like that before, thus ensuring it's originality, and it also just looks good (not too long, but also not too short). Besides that, it sounds interesting too...almost European. Sweet name. 7,5/10

Signature: That's gotta be one of the hawtest sig pics I've seen around this site. I mean, awesome videogame console AND hentai! What more could a guy ask for :D Very nice. Really, it's probably one of my favorites. 9/10

Display Picture: The full picture! Also hawt. But I still think that you would have done better to just get a different pic altogether. To change things up a bit, ya know? At the very least, another Wii picture, if you really feel like celebrating that particular console. Oh well. 7/10

BBS Posts: 6 per day...that's pretty good. You like spending a fair amount of time on the site, but you don't stay on for too long. Anyhow, I checked through your posts, which confirmed what I already knew, just from seeing your sig pic: you're a total videogame freak :D which is fine by me, since I am too. People can usually count on you to supply a good deal of interesting information about upcoming consoles and internet scandals...the kind of stuff that makes up a good 30% of the BBS forum, I'm guessing. The problem is, I couldn't find a single "serious" post or thread made by you, besides the fun stuff...you seem to steer pretty clear of the slightly more mature topics. How come? You've been around for a while here, people know you, and you seem to be an o.k. fellow....maybe you get bored easily, with the important stuff. Oh well. 7,5/10

Blam / Protect level: Whoa, Elite Guard General....veeeery prestigious. You've obviously spent a heck of a lot of time blamming and protecting many, many flashes in the new entries section. Excellent work, I hope you manage to keep it up (though you've already done more than I could ask for from any average voter). 9,5/10

Whistle level: Gold...also pretty sweet. I'm going to have to find out how you guys get those high whistle levels, some day. 8/10

Exp level: 14...that's always been one of my favorite icons, I think. Good work, dude, keep it up. 8/10

Reviews: 314 reviews, total...definetely a well-rounded number. Also, all of your reviews were quite extensive, and very helpful. The best kind, in other words. Good stuff. 9/10

Flash / Audio: Hey cool, you got an award...good for you. That alone is enough to get you an 8/10

Bonus: You say you enjoyed watching Jurassic Park...sweeeeeeet. I loved that movie as a kid, though it scared the f*ck outta me at some points (when I was 8 :D ). Good tastes. 8/10

And your total rating comes to: 8,1 out of 10. Very good.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-16 07:43:10


Back from my last Saturday of school, before the holidays.

At 10/4/06 06:49 PM, nightwolfv2 wrote:
Woaz! I wnt to B in teh reglers thred!!111!!!!!1!1

I'm going to ignore this, since (1) you don't have enough posts to qualify for a rating, and (2) quite frankly, after reading that "request", I think I'd zero your ass.

Next request:

At 10/4/06 06:59 PM, Jinzoa wrote:
Been a while so i am gonna ask if you still are doing them.

Sure are. Hope to finish 'em off, technically. I also would appreciate some FRIGGIN' HELP, of course, but that's just me getting steadily more and more unstable by reading through a load of crappy posts from some of you guys (though some others keep me sane, and there's much <3 for them).

Name Originality: Not bad, I suppose. It kind of reminds me of the name "Jin", who is my favorite character from the Tekken videogames, which in turn makes it sound like a tough Japanese name. It's also short and simple, which is something I can definetely appreciate after reading all these "KillEmAll189" or "WhatIsTheMatrix" names. However, to be perfectly honest, it somehow seems a bit too childish...not all that inventive, or meaningful. Oh well. 7/10

Signature: ...that's a pretty small picture. Therefore, I can't really say if I find it interesting or cool or anything else, which defeats the purpose of this whole segment of the rating system. Got no choice but to zero ya, on this. 0/10

Display Picture: crappy pic, that. Not so much because of what's in the picture, but rather because of the pixelage...it looks like crap. I'm betting that happened when you shrunk the picture to the necessary size for your profile...bah. Looks bad, man. Get another picture, at this point. 4/10

BBS Posts: ...uhm. Not that good, I'm afraid. You posts were all quite shallow, in more ways than one: too short, too boring, too average. Nothing you wrote really jumped out of the page at me, I must say. Of course, I might have not seen some of your best posts, but from what I saw, there's nothing particularly interesting in your post history. The one and only thing you've got going for you is that you enjoy posting in multiple types of topics, and not just in the the usual videogame/anime/joke threads. Also, you've been fairly careful about not posting too often, each day. So all things considered...you're slightly below average, as a BBS user, which is bad. 5,5/10

Blam / Protect level: ...Police Officer, after more than a year? Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeez. Not very friggin' good. It takes about 30 seconds per day to vote on 5 measly new entries and get that level up, dude. Try it some time. 2/10

Whistle level: Normal = 2/10, every time.

Exp level: Level 9...not as bad as your blam/protect lvl, but still pretty bad. People get to that level after their first 4 or 5 months of steady voting, and you've been here for a lot longer than that. 5/10

Reviews: 20 reviews? Gawd man, that's depressing. 2/10

Flash / Audio: Nothing at all, which means 0/10

Bonus: Well, at least you've got something going for ya. Your tastes in movies are excellent :D I'm a huge LOTR fan 8both of the book and the movies), and I've liked most Marvel-themed movies (with the noticable exception of the Hulk and Elektra). Pirates of the Carribbean rocks too. 10/10

Final rating: 4,3 out of 10. Bad, very bad.


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Response to must have at least 1000 posts to be 2006-12-16 07:47:12


You need FRIGGIN' HELP, and *maybe* I can help you if you want, but I´m not sure if I´m a good enough rater :(

Also when you are gonna rate me remember that my Flash reviews suck but the music reviews owns ^_^