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Penis? Penis.

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Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:24:54


It was pretty hard to select the winners for our most recent art contest, but I guess we came to some decent conclusions after arguing for a few days and losing 2 staff members in heated battles to the death. Chamber and Wade.

Anyways...we added to the prize bucket since there were some pretty good ones. A lot of these guys did more than one, but I've provided convenience links to a few selections. 'NSFW', btw.

1st Place: $100 + T-Shirt
Sweatpants!

2nd Place: $75 + T-Shirt
DINNER1997!

3rd Place: $50 + T-Shirt
deadspread83!

4th, and 5th Place: $25 + T-Shirt
Doodler
TimFrommeyer

These other guys did some cool shots also, so they get a t-shirt.

Ryan-Wolven
BoMToons
KupaMan
RyanTheRulest
ds8181

If you were listed above, send me a PM with your mailing address and we'll send your shit out ASAP!

For those not listed - it's nothing against you, so please don't take it personally. Again, it was pretty difficult to whittle choices down, and if I had a bigger house I'd invite all who participated over for sandwiches and carbonated soda products. We're tossing around some cool ideas for new voting systems that could potentially allow all users to vote for their favorite pieces, much like we already do with Flash...but that's all future-talk. Speaking of the future...we'll be doing these contests every month! We'll most likely drop the contest on the first of each month, announce the winners at the end of the month, then repeat the process! Could be fun, especially for aspiring artists and people who enjoy drawing shit in general. Keep in mind though - the overall goal is to have fun, get creative, make some new 'pals', and maybe even learn a thing or two.

Keep rockin', family!

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:25:29


Congrats everyone.


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:25:36


Good job to the penis masters.


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:26:15


That was a contest? I guess I should read more and masturbate less.


I used to be relevant.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:27:15


Hmm...I thought there were better ones, but congrats to the winners


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:27:51


Grats guys... Post count +1

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:28:12


I wonder how the new contests will be like

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:29:21


LOLOLOLOL PENIS FUN !!

Congrats everyone.


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:29:38


Penis Penis Penis Cock Balls...

OMG im one of THEM now...

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:32:38


Times like this where I wish I could actually draw. :[

Grats to all the winners.


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:32:52


Congratulation to all the winners.


Whoop Whoop

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:33:24


congrats to them winners!

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:33:38


I lol'd so hard, nice job everybody, penises for everyone!

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:33:45


What is it with you and penisses?

anyways, nice one winners! congrats


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:35:39


Sorry fogot to say this in the last post but stamper or tom anyhints what the next contest is going to be like?


Whoop Whoop

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:36:59


Great

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:37:47


This is why we can't have nice things.


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:37:57


Please tell me every month won't be dick-related, Stamper. I don't think I can get away with being caught drawing something like a Dick Chest-Burster. >_>


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:38:03


Congrats to everybody who won.

Too bad my Photoshop was broken during that thing.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:38:47


Seriosuly. MindChamber and Wade are actually gone? Or are you just saying that?

Congrats to all the winners for their AWSOME.... NSFW pictures. You all have amazingly sick mids. xD

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:39:38


At 9/25/06 08:37 PM, Buddhist wrote: Please tell me every month won't be dick-related, Stamper. I don't think I can get away with being caught drawing something like a Dick Chest-Burster. >_>

The contests will vary greatly. Dicks will be optional.

optional dicks lol

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:42:29


I should have known realism was a mistake. Realism is always a mistake.

Congratulations guys.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:42:46


Great work everyone, i especially liked that clown one.

-L


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:43:05


Stamper, you guys rock, hard. Like the way your mom, my dad, and Tom's sister ... well... you know. It was pretty nasty.

See you next contest! There were some excellent artists participating... I won't let you guys win so easily next round :)

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:46:10


If I get a new comp with working USB ports so I can use my touch screen , I'd try...... but just for the money.


These are not the droids you're looking for.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:49:29


At 9/25/06 08:24 PM, Stamper wrote: if I had a bigger house I'd invite all who participated over for sandwiches and carbonated soda products.

awww.... even me? i love carbonated soda products!

well congratz guys... also, anyone want to elabrate on the drama?


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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:53:05


At 9/25/06 08:42 PM, soupflavoredsoup wrote: I should have known realism was a mistake. Realism is always a mistake.

Congratulations guys.

dude, you've got some seriously impressive work..we've seen it in the forums. the only reason it wasnt higher was your concept, which was about the most obvious idea possible, it had nothing to do with the realism. we even thought you were drawing on top of a giger painting for a time, until we looked at your past work and saw you're actually THAT good.


Tom and I have been working on something hmmm????

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Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 20:56:13


Great job to everyone who won!

I'd like to participate a few times, 'cause it looks like a lot of fun, but I'm just hoping it always won't be dick related. I mean, sure it's different and funny, but I kinda don't want my parents asking why I am drawing penises. I'm getting my own computer really soon though, so I won't really need to worry about it all too much. But still, I'm sure there are others who feel the same way about it.

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 21:05:39


Being paid to draw penises.

What is the world coming to...

I love it. : D

Response to Penis? Penis. 2006-09-25 21:06:04


Aww... I wished I made a chestbuster. I would've made an awsome one. :'[


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