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Stoner-Primus
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a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 04:06:17 Reply

a flea and a fly in a flue (sp?)
were caught so what could they do?
'let us fly!' said the flea, 'let us flee!' said the fly,
so they flew through a flaw in the flue

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 04:14:33 Reply

I have no poems : (

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 04:16:13 Reply

someone out there has gotta have some clever poems to throw down. anyone?

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 04:39:58 Reply

At 3/6/03 04:06 AM, stoner_primus wrote:

holy fluck


you don't know if i'm joking or not

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 04:41:58 Reply

Here's a toast that is a little poem:

Here's to you, here's to me
Best of friends we'll always be
But should we ever disagree
FUCK YOU! Here's to me!

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 05:09:14 Reply

i walked down the street
and saw a cat thing
it said hi cat thing
it ate my meat pie
i shot it

a flea and a fly in a flu

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 05:30:09 Reply

At 3/6/03 05:09 AM, Joxa wrote: i walked down the street
and saw a cat thing
it said hi cat thing
it ate my meat pie
i shot it

That was sad, yet strangely interesting.

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 05:55:00 Reply

There once was a frog named BoB
'Oh, woe is me,' he'd sob.
'I have no arms, I have no legs,
I hop around on four wooden pegs!'
Then one day a turtle came,
His predicament was much the same.
'Stop whining Mr. Frog,
We're much better off then the local dog!
Playing, down at the farm,
Went for a steak, bit the farmers arm,
Now, not only is he amputated,
He was neutered, but not sedated!!!'

© ME from the CREATION OF LIFE - EXTINTION OF EVERYTHING

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 11:11:21 Reply

'i see!' said the blind man
to the deaf and dumb dog
as the man with no legs ran by

okay so thats just a bunch of oxymorons but i still like it.

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 11:14:59 Reply

i am shit at rhyming :-S ummm... nope my mind has gone *blank*

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 11:28:19 Reply

the man with hypogeusia ate pies
which the woman with hyposmia smelled
and the child with dysphonia yelled
at the person with xerosis blowing their nose


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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 11:55:25 Reply

do you guys just think these off the top of your heads and am i just fucking stupid or have you heard them elsewhere?

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 12:02:57 Reply

RockAeroZero is king of the portal
RockAeroZero is also immortal
If you dont like it kiss my ass
but he doesnt like wheat-grass

OGM Ass= DOnkey LOl

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 12:06:42 Reply

At 3/6/03 11:55 AM, i_need_nos_2003 wrote: do you guys just think these off the top of your heads and am i just fucking stupid or have you heard them elsewhere?

I just made that one up
crap forgot the § ® ™ © thisisasignin

using the disorder names with their accompanying disorder idea came from stoner_primus


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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 15:56:38 Reply

At 3/6/03 11:55 AM, i_need_nos_2003 wrote: do you guys just think these off the top of your heads and am i just fucking stupid or have you heard them elsewhere?

The first one was written by Edward Lear, the king of nonsense and limericks.

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-06 17:14:24 Reply

hmmmm a poem

Not to close and not to far
I took the slow walk into my car

I drive by rocks and homes and trees
I look down to notice I forgot my keys

My hands go numb and my palms start to shake
The car goes faster and I cannot brake

I fall off a bridge and land on my head
Only to awaken so sound in my bed

As I lay there sweating, with the sun on my face
I look back on this dream and the thoughts soon pace

And then I realize after that terrible drive
How great it is to be one and alive.

I hate making poems that rhyme.

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 02:15:32 Reply

Little Timmy is now Timothy
I'm about to drop out of society
almost everything has been a lie to me
we have finally realized that things
weren't what they were all cracked up to be
but I'm all walnuts

courtesy of Jubei the Japanese Jackrabbit

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 02:18:53 Reply

There's always The Ode To Love that I posted awhile ago...

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 02:24:00 Reply

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 02:24:02 Reply

that will keep my stumped for days

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 02:28:49 Reply

Carnation Milk is the best in the land;
Here I sit with a can in my hand--
No tits to pull,
no hay to pitch,
You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.

-anonymous

best...poem...evar

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 16:13:59 Reply

At 3/7/03 02:24 AM, Mopsicle wrote: that will keep my stumped for days

Jubei often has that effect on people

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 16:20:36 Reply

ants in your pants. is that a good rhyme?

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 16:27:04 Reply

fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an orangutan

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 17:25:00 Reply

i dont like poems
i think they suck

but everyone has his own opinion

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Response to a flea and a fly in a flu 2003-03-07 18:26:11 Reply

Looking out a window
Flowers
Grass
And trees
Looking out a window
Boys
Girls
and bees
Looking out a window
Men
Women
and cars
Looking out a window
Sun
sea
and shine
But i cant look out of a window
because
im
Blind

Joxa