I put myself at risk on the BBS quite often, because the rules are rather outdated. Here's another perilous plot from your favorite galavanting 'grounder. I'd like to make a Google bomb that attacks Ebaumsworld, so that the searching the word "thief" will summon his site to the top of the page. I need your help. (It's either Unicef or me, and I think we all know who's righteous.) So, on your little blogs or webpages (including Myspace, since it's generally public), please put the the URL for EbaumsWorld.com in the source code for anchor text that says "thief." It won't work in the BBS (since, unlike most Myspace pages, membership is required to view this text), although I've placed the link in my sig as both an example and a statement. If enough of us do this, we can all have a good laugh at that motherfucker and shrink his penis to the size of an even smaller tree nut. Let's Baum this robber back to kingdom cum! Are you with me kids?
Ay, ay, Captain!
Feel free to ban me for making Newgrounds liable or whatever, but I sincerely hope we can trust our own Ngers (lol) to keep from blabbing about this to Bauman's three-piece-suited henchmen. And you can spread the word about this on any means of communication, and Newgrounds won't be the host for this hilarious treachery. We'll leave that to amateur sites like Myspace and various blogs. (Feel free to put them in your own sites, too, if possible.)
For those of you who live with the salamanders and centipedes, Google "failure" and see what comes up.
And don't insult me for bringing up some tired idea that you thought of in the shower a long time ago. I'm sure we've all thought about doing such a thing, but we've never had the organization or manpower to do it. Now we can. (Well, by "manpower," I mean that we'll be getting the help from snotty-nosed twelve-year-olds, too. Like in the Battle of Helm's Deep. "This is a good sword (the internet)." Now use it.)