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Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:25:33

I put myself at risk on the BBS quite often, because the rules are rather outdated. Here's another perilous plot from your favorite galavanting 'grounder. I'd like to make a Google bomb that attacks Ebaumsworld, so that the searching the word "thief" will summon his site to the top of the page. I need your help. (It's either Unicef or me, and I think we all know who's righteous.) So, on your little blogs or webpages (including Myspace, since it's generally public), please put the the URL for EbaumsWorld.com in the source code for anchor text that says "thief." It won't work in the BBS (since, unlike most Myspace pages, membership is required to view this text), although I've placed the link in my sig as both an example and a statement. If enough of us do this, we can all have a good laugh at that motherfucker and shrink his penis to the size of an even smaller tree nut. Let's Baum this robber back to kingdom cum! Are you with me kids?

Ay, ay, Captain!

Feel free to ban me for making Newgrounds liable or whatever, but I sincerely hope we can trust our own Ngers (lol) to keep from blabbing about this to Bauman's three-piece-suited henchmen. And you can spread the word about this on any means of communication, and Newgrounds won't be the host for this hilarious treachery. We'll leave that to amateur sites like Myspace and various blogs. (Feel free to put them in your own sites, too, if possible.)

For those of you who live with the salamanders and centipedes, Google "failure" and see what comes up.

And don't insult me for bringing up some tired idea that you thought of in the shower a long time ago. I'm sure we've all thought about doing such a thing, but we've never had the organization or manpower to do it. Now we can. (Well, by "manpower," I mean that we'll be getting the help from snotty-nosed twelve-year-olds, too. Like in the Battle of Helm's Deep. "This is a good sword (the internet)." Now use it.)

Ciao.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:27:35

Good idea ;) fuck ebaums!

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:28:06

good idea but i havn't got any pages of that source, we could put it in our sigs?


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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:28:27

At 7/26/06 03:27 PM, Posessed wrote: Good idea ;) fuck ebaums!

Yes. Indeed. But are you willing to do what is necessary? If not, that is why no one will remember your name.

A lol.
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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:28:45

Nah, I'll just continue to laugh my ass off thinking about how much his show will suck.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:29:57

At 7/26/06 03:28 PM, sky_blue_ry wrote: good idea but i havn't got any pages of that source, we could put it in our sigs?

I think you should put it in your sig, even if it might not help the cause directly. It will inspire people to put the link in an outside and public online medium, however.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:30:46

If you hoped to keep it secret...why post on a public forum? :o

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:31:19

At 7/26/06 03:30 PM, Maus wrote: If you hoped to keep it secret...why post on a public forum? :o

Because he wants the POWAH

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:32:02

At 7/26/06 03:29 PM, tricolor wrote:
At 7/26/06 03:28 PM, sky_blue_ry wrote: good idea but i havn't got any pages of that source, we could put it in our sigs?
I think you should put it in your sig, even if it might not help the cause directly. It will inspire people to put the link in an outside and public online medium, however.

done!! i hope this works, though who would goodle thief but us, just having a laugh with it


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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:32:20

At 7/26/06 03:28 PM, Third_GUy_Altness wrote: Nah, I'll just continue to laugh my ass off thinking about how much his show will suck.

im sorry is he getting a show? and how do i help with the URL thing?
e-v

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:34:13

At 7/26/06 03:28 PM, Third_GUy_Altness wrote: Nah, I'll just continue to laugh my ass off thinking about how much his show will suck.

show?? he's got a show, who did he steal that off??


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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:34:47

At 7/26/06 03:30 PM, Maus wrote: If you hoped to keep it secret...why post on a public forum? :o

Because private forums' text (including links) don't always show up in search engines. It's because they're private. And if we spread out our links to various sites that we can alter (not just forums), we don't have to put anyone at risk. In fact, I don't care if it's a secret or not. It'll show how much people hate the twisted universe of Eric Bauman.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:35:11

I'll do what I can to help. Myspace, Freewebs, and what ever else I can do.


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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:35:45

At 7/26/06 03:32 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 7/26/06 03:28 PM, Third_GUy_Altness wrote: Nah, I'll just continue to laugh my ass off thinking about how much his show will suck.
im sorry is he getting a show? and how do i help with the URL thing?
e-v

lawlroflpwntomg :O

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:41:09

At 7/26/06 03:28 PM, Third_GUy_Altness wrote:

lawlroflpwntomg :O

waaaaa! i can't belive that! i'm uk so i don't have to watch it, well i can't watch it anyway, i'd love to see it though


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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:42:09

they picked the eprfect time to air it, middle of summer where they know his fans would be at home, especially if its late at night


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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:57:33

Oh for fucks sake.

Theres hundreds of other flash sites that steal the flash and you only mention him, why are do you hate him so much, cause he makes money from the ads?

So your mad at him for being smart?

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 15:59:41

At 7/26/06 03:57 PM, IHEARTLEMONPARTY wrote: Oh for fucks sake.

Theres hundreds of other flash sites that steal the flash and you only mention him, why are do you hate him so much, cause he makes money from the ads?

So your mad at him for being smart?

You MUST be a fucking idiot.

You do know he gets perhaps 1.2 million hits a day on his site, meaning he gets ATLEAST 200-300k a week.

Think about it fag fuck.

Dont post unless youre not a fanboy of the BOMB.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:01:47

At 7/26/06 03:59 PM, Third_GUy_Altness wrote:
At 7/26/06 03:57 PM, IHEARTLEMONPARTY wrote: Oh for fucks sake.

Theres hundreds of other flash sites that steal the flash and you only mention him, why are do you hate him so much, cause he makes money from the ads?

So your mad at him for being smart?
You MUST be a fucking idiot.

hey hey, he has a right to his opinion and in a way he's right, but think about whayt he did with somethingawful(increasing bandwith) isn't thayt pretty bad?


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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:02:06

At 7/26/06 03:59 PM, Third_GUy_Altness wrote:
At 7/26/06 03:57 PM, IHEARTLEMONPARTY wrote: Oh for fucks sake.

Theres hundreds of other flash sites that steal the flash and you only mention him, why are do you hate him so much, cause he makes money from the ads?

So your mad at him for being smart?
You MUST be a fucking idiot.

You do know he gets perhaps 1.2 million hits a day on his site, meaning he gets ATLEAST 200-300k a week.

Think about it fag fuck.

Dont post unless youre not a fanboy of the BOMB.

Yeah, he gets money, so what. Other flash sites do it. You just hate him cause theres a flash dedicated to him.

Dont post unless youre not a fanboy of the BOMB.

lol fanboys.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:06:16

Um...i think your sig's very very wrong

~FUCK EBUAM~

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:47:14

At 7/26/06 03:57 PM, IHEARTLEMONPARTY wrote: Oh for fucks sake.

Theres hundreds of other flash sites that steal the flash and you only mention him, why are do you hate him so much, cause he makes money from the ads?

So your mad at him for being smart?

Well, I'm certainly not mad at you for being "smart." Sifting through the gibberish and tin cans that riddle your post, I found what you grunted in my general direction. You have no factual basis whatsoever; there aren't even a hundred respectable, functional, and existing flash portals on the internet. And almost none of these portals steals flash movies without the authors' consent, let alone makes money from them. And Newgrounds uses ads, by the way. I'm not criticizing ads; they're necessary for sustenance through this medium. It's the way Eric Bauman makes money that irritates me. It's called stealing, and he's a snake. You probably aren't; you're just a dung beetle trying to grow into its new skin. So, poke those little eyes of yours out of your exoskeleton and look the fuck around you before you post.

To Kancho, by the way, thanks for being competent.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:49:03

At 7/26/06 04:47 PM, tricolor wrote:
At 7/26/06 03:57 PM, IHEARTLEMONPARTY wrote:
stuff

Hey, no need to get insulting, numbnuts.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:50:17

At 7/26/06 03:28 PM, Third_GUy_Altness wrote: Nah, I'll just continue to laugh my ass off thinking about how much his show will suck.

Who gave that man a show? If anyone deserves a show it is Tom. People actually like tom and he is not a criminal. I mean that is so unfair that a theif and lier gets a show, but a cool, honest, working, and more deserving man does not get it

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:52:53

At 7/26/06 04:49 PM, IHEARTLEMONPARTY wrote: Hey, no need to get insulting, numbnuts.

You were set on fire a few minutes ago. Now, go ahead and burn to a crisp. Now, will any competent posters help bring down Baumfag?

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:55:53

I love the idea, and if it happens, well it would be loads better than the whole Bush failure business.


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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:58:49

Wow. I can't believe "Iheartlemonparty" actually typed "No eBaums' sig for j00" in his sig, as an attempt to stab at my morale. What a hero.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 16:59:48

At 7/26/06 03:25 PM, tricolor wrote: It won't work in the BBS (since, unlike most Myspace pages, membership is required to view this text)

Non-members are able to view the BBS here, they just can't post.


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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 17:01:37

At 7/26/06 04:58 PM, tricolor wrote: Wow. I can't believe "Iheartlemonparty" actually typed "No eBaums' sig for j00" in his sig, as an attempt to stab at my morale. What a hero.

You really go all out when someone disagrees with you huh.

Your either 10, or a woman.

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Response to Google Baum 2006-07-26 17:05:04

At 7/26/06 04:55 PM, Gagsy wrote: I love the idea, and if it happens, well it would be loads better than the whole Bush failure business.

So, are you going to do something to help it come to life? If not, then its failure is your fault.At 7/26/06

04:59 PM, Luxury_Yacht wrote:

Non-members are able to view the BBS here, they just can't post.

Nice. That's good news, there. All the more reason to join in on forming the bomb! Imagine how proud you'll feel to say that you helped created it, when it was no more than a prepubescent, floundering mind-spawn. If you don't believe that this could work, read the story of Stone Soup, you motherfuckers! Socialism has its merits. :)

Here.
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Or even here!