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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-21 18:08:32


This sounds interesting, can I join?

I b/p and post a lot... ;o


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-21 18:11:00


At 6/21/06 04:16 PM, PhoinixDancer wrote: You did say you only need ONE of the things to be in the portal thing.
and i pass the 200 B/S this!

and that also assumes that you dont have garbage in the other two categories. you obviously have a load of horribly abusive reviews, so wizard has the right to deny you if he wants. just having the number of b/p points doesnt automatically get you in.

So i should be able to join.

like he said, go back and write some decent, lengthy reviews that arent abusive and maybe he will reconsider you.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-21 19:59:30


Either dave or WastedWizard is there a possibility you could PM me? I need my points to be deposited for the summer and i was hoping one of you guys could do it. Starting on saturday I go away for the summer to be a camp counselor. I'll post now and then just to hold a rank in the DoD, but i wont have as much to deposit. Thanks.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 02:10:15


At 6/21/06 04:16 PM, PhoinixDancer wrote: You did say you only need ONE of the things to be in the portal thing.

and i pass the 200 B/S this!

So i should be able to join.

I also said if you are review banned it's a no no and I think thats what might happen, if you prove yourself you can ask to join again.

At 6/21/06 06:08 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: This sounds interesting, can I join?

I b/p and post a lot... ;o

Yes just choose a department, Flash, BBS or Audio.

At 6/21/06 07:59 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Either dave or WastedWizard is there a possibility you could PM me?

Done.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 02:45:00


At 6/21/06 02:45 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: No, ever brought thought as to why you only have 2% of active brain?

Ummm... doesnt that apply to everyone?


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 02:49:27


sorry for the double post, but I guess I'll be joining the comp. Though I dont expect to do very good. And thats if I can even make it. I have to sneek on a computer, and to do that I have to steal office keys out of my moms purse and sneak down my landlords office.... which is what I'm doing now, and have been doing for a month or so now actually.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 03:09:41


At 6/22/06 02:10 AM, WastedWizard wrote: Yes just choose a department, Flash, BBS or Audio.

I would like to state an opinion of him, he very disrespective to all of these clubs. If you look at his recent posts in the EGB, his discharge is now under consideration. He is a rather bad member for any club, he spams and then uses the excuse he is 13 to get away with all of that. As your friend WW, I urge you to reconsider and read his recent posts.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 03:12:07


At 6/22/06 02:45 AM, MasterStalker wrote: Ummm... doesnt that apply to everyone?

Heh, actually no, a human uses 8 to 11 % of his brain, 8 for the common moron, and 11 for the brilliant minds this world has seen, I hold no doubt MrDeadly uses only 2%.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 04:03:52


At 6/22/06 03:12 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/22/06 02:45 AM, MasterStalker wrote: Ummm... doesnt that apply to everyone?
Heh, actually no, a human uses 8 to 11 % of his brain, 8 for the common moron, and 11 for the brilliant minds this world has seen, I hold no doubt MrDeadly uses only 2%.

wow have I been wrong for years now. Some teacher should be fired. I was told in school that most humans use 2 percent. And in a side bit of random trivia that I've heard, After Albert Einstien Died, his brain was wired to a power source and had electric currents run through it the see how much of his brain was in fact active. I have yet to validated this, but I hear the percentage was in the high 60's low 70's. Now thats impressive.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 04:14:40


At 6/22/06 04:03 AM, MasterStalker wrote: wow have I been wrong for years now. Some teacher should be fired. I was told in school that most humans use 2 percent. And in a side bit of random trivia that I've heard, After Albert Einstien Died, his brain was wired to a power source and had electric currents run through it the see how much of his brain was in fact active. I have yet to validated this, but I hear the percentage was in the high 60's low 70's. Now thats impressive.

Impossible rubbish. An average human uses 10% of his mind or so, even Einstien could not have used more than 15%, it is inhuman... If a person ever uses 60% of his mind he is smart enough to know and prodict every science in every form the world has and has yet to have. Einstien's knowledge of Mathematics comes from a surge of Testosterone he experienced as a baby, this of course helped his logic IQ but may I be struck by lightning if even he used much more.

Basically, there aren't enough studies of the human brain to show how much we do use, but it is known no man alive or dead has ever used as much a quarter of its capabilities. It is assumed to be at 10% for the average person, minds like Newton and Einstien used more, clearly, but not that much.

I hope that helps.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 04:35:31


At 6/22/06 04:14 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/22/06 04:03 AM, MasterStalker wrote: wow have I been wrong for years now. Some teacher should be fired. I was told in school that most humans use 2 percent. And in a side bit of random trivia that I've heard, After Albert Einstien Died, his brain was wired to a power source and had electric currents run through it the see how much of his brain was in fact active. I have yet to validated this, but I hear the percentage was in the high 60's low 70's. Now thats impressive.
Impossible rubbish. An average human uses 10% of his mind or so, even Einstien could not have used more than 15%, it is inhuman... If a person ever uses 60% of his mind he is smart enough to know and prodict every science in every form the world has and has yet to have. Einstien's knowledge of Mathematics comes from a surge of Testosterone he experienced as a baby, this of course helped his logic IQ but may I be struck by lightning if even he used much more.

Basically, there aren't enough studies of the human brain to show how much we do use, but it is known no man alive or dead has ever used as much a quarter of its capabilities. It is assumed to be at 10% for the average person, minds like Newton and Einstien used more, clearly, but not that much.

I hope that helps.

I respect the fact that you seen to be a knowledgable person, but think of the time he lived in and think of the stuff he's written. the theory of reletivity, Papers on cosmology, the prediction of nuclear weaponry, the time travel theory... though I dont think that one would work. Since the theory says time curves, and to my knowledge, there has yet to be any proof.

I value any insite so I'll take what you've said and ponder it a little.

Oh, and the electrifying the brain thing, was actually to show how much of the brain was active. if you're right about this case in particular, than he may not have been using it all, but what I heard was that it was active.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 04:45:02


At 6/22/06 04:35 AM, MasterStalker wrote: Oh, and the electrifying the brain thing, was actually to show how much of the brain was active. if you're right about this case in particular, than he may not have been using it all, but what I heard was that it was active.

The human brain is in charge of many things, memory, motor skills and such, which are located in different places, so assuming how many percents we do use is hard. But an active mind is no surprise, how much of it we know how to use is another thing, humans have muscles they can control but usually find it hard to do so, some men control even their own chest moevements for example. This proves the muscles are there but we don’t know how to use them, even Einstein, though much of his brain was working and ready to work he didn’t know how to use it, and that is a question humans haven’t solved yet.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 05:23:11


And since I have nothing to add to that the conversation dies off. Good show though. I need to do this more often. The people I hang out with when not on a computer are all complete idiots. It's nice to be able to say something beyond "who wants a hot pocket" and get a decent answer.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 05:42:18


At 6/22/06 05:23 AM, MasterStalker wrote: And since I have nothing to add to that the conversation dies off. Good show though. I need to do this more often. The people I hang out with when not on a computer are all complete idiots. It's nice to be able to say something beyond "who wants a hot pocket" and get a decent answer.

You are welcome, I understand you completely, I live in a part of the Middle East, imagine how hard it is to find intelligent life here. And that is why I resort to the internet for the search of intelligent conversation and people. It is truly pleasant to find some one with a thirst for knowledge more than as you said well, their lunch…

But now, I must keep preparing for the competition...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 06:14:24


At 6/22/06 05:42 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: But now, I must keep preparing for the competition...

yeah, I hope to god I can make it to the computer. even then I have to quit after 7 hours so everyone with no life, or even nothing to do that day can pretty much beat me.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 07:13:29


At 6/22/06 06:14 AM, MasterStalker wrote: yeah, I hope to god I can make it to the computer. even then I have to quit after 7 hours so everyone with no life, or even nothing to do that day can pretty much beat me.

But I have a plan for the day, Quite sneaky, but legal. So unless some one writes 50 reviews in one day, and submits 2 awesome flash movies, they won't beat me, also I have a rather high B/P pace...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 07:45:23


At 6/21/06 04:16 PM, PhoinixDancer wrote:
At 6/21/06 04:13 PM, WastedWizard wrote:


and i pass the 200 B/S this!

So i should be able to join.

he kinda owned you there...

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 08:25:31


I have a question: How exactly will be points be exchanged for merchandise? And is there a list of members who have joined so far?


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 08:59:42


At 6/22/06 08:25 AM, KungFuCow wrote: I have a question: How exactly will be points be exchanged for merchandise? And is there a list of members who have joined so far?

Well, I can only answer for the money, but the club leaders have paypal and use to pay for the things you buy. A for the list, it's only 6 pages, one could look for himself.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 10:57:31


At 6/22/06 03:09 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/22/06 02:10 AM, WastedWizard wrote: Yes just choose a department, Flash, BBS or Audio.
I would like to state an opinion of him, he very disrespective to all of these clubs. If you look at his recent posts in the EGB, his discharge is now under consideration. He is a rather bad member for any club, he spams and then uses the excuse he is 13 to get away with all of that. As your friend WW, I urge you to reconsider and read his recent posts.

Ok he can go on a 1 month trial...one mistake and he's out.

At 6/22/06 08:25 AM, KungFuCow wrote: I have a question: How exactly will be points be exchanged for merchandise? And is there a list of members who have joined so far?

We will buy it you give the address. I will do a members list at the weekend.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 14:19:01


At 6/21/06 02:45 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: 5,6 hours a day are dedicated for sleep, unlike your lazy ass that prefers to sleep for 20 hours and fap over men for the following 4 remaining hours.

Actually i dont fap. i have a woman do that for me.

Really? then if they never make sense, how come it will be #1 console when it's released?

Because Sony has no brains to think for themselves. they have to use other peoples brain childs to make their own console work.

No, ever brought thought as to why you only have 2% of active brain?

Ever thought of why you dont have a girl friend?


Oh Snype, you're such a fag.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 14:43:54


At 6/22/06 02:19 PM, MrDeadly wrote: Actually i dont fap. i have a woman do that for me.

A woman? now you make me laugh, the inflatable ones you have don't count. Niether are the ones you pay to do it. Which leaves with a count of zero and aiming for less.

Because Sony has no brains to think for themselves. they have to use other peoples brain childs to make their own console work.

Well, when you think about it it's actually brilliant. doing more, with less. They will make a better console, but won't be paying more devolopers? I thought that was rather smart. Ever heard the expression "learn from other's mistakes, but most importanly, yours" Well Sony did just that.

Ever thought of why you dont have a girl friend?

In fact yes, and it's only because every woman here worth having is one notch less complicated than rocket science.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 14:48:47


At 6/22/06 03:09 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/22/06 02:10 AM, WastedWizard wrote: Yes just choose a department, Flash, BBS or Audio.
I would like to state an opinion of him, he very disrespective to all of these clubs. If you look at his recent posts in the EGB, his discharge is now under consideration. He is a rather bad member for any club, he spams and then uses the excuse he is 13 to get away with all of that. As your friend WW, I urge you to reconsider and read his recent posts.

Ooh wow, one spam post, and I don't take the internet seriously, what a fucking crime. Why don't you shut the fuck up, you've never seen me in any clubs because I don't join any clubs becuase none of them really appeal to me. I didn't use that excuse, and I obviously didn't get away with it. Just because I wasn't up to your standards in your club, doesn't mean I'll act the same here.

I'll do Flash I guess, my posting is mainly in general, so BBS wouldn't be that great of a choice :p


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 14:57:54


At 6/22/06 02:48 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Why don't you shut the fuck up,

I rest my case, in front of you is a sobby teen ager who can't have a debate without cursing, and while I'm tempted to call him by certain names, I won't being more mature. But if there was ever a reason not to accept a member, it's this sort of impatience. I think you just failed the "one fuck up and he is out" condition..


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 15:14:51


At 6/22/06 02:57 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
I rest my case, in front of you is a sobby teen ager who can't have a debate without cursing, and while I'm tempted to call him by certain names, I won't being more mature. But if there was ever a reason not to accept a member, it's this sort of impatience. I think you just failed the "one fuck up and he is out" condition..

Check your Inbox please.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 16:00:21


At 6/22/06 03:14 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Check your Inbox please.

Good conversation, now there is no way my opinion of you is any better. You would be a dreadful member here...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 22:58:34


At 6/19/06 05:36 AM, MasterStalker wrote:
At 6/18/06 10:30 PM, ReconRebel wrote: If that's anything like the NG Army special ops I'd like to join this department.
yeah, I was new to the BBS and wanted to join. like 2-3 days later it was locked. especially after all the bitching and complaining that there can only be one army thread.

The main cause of all the commotion was a certain group of individuals took matters into their own hands without consulting any of the department heads. They were mass voting on submissions. By the time any of the generals knew what was going on all Hell had broken loose in the general forum. Heh, I jumped right into the fight before trying to figure out the underlying cause. A large number of regular users lost respect for the club that day.

Man did it cause alot of noise in the bbs though.

... and then some. Got to fire off a few colorful one-liners during all the ruckus. I was disappointed at the number of NGA members who turned tail and ran. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. On the internet no one will know the difference.

Actually, I believe you let me in the army befor it locked.

Your sign-up date says 2004 MasterStalker. Don't you deposit your experience anymore?

At 6/19/06 10:35 AM, WastedWizard wrote:
At 6/19/06 07:54 AM, dave wrote: To wasted wizard: I think people like ReconRebel should not have to start out as private. What do you guys think?
Yes seems a good idea as long as everyone is cool with that.

Awesome! So if there's no problem what's my starting rank? Corporal? Sergeant?

By the way WastedWizard, that's a nifty ASCII pic of an M-16 in your BBS sig.

At 6/20/06 09:08 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: Sadly, I won't be joining this time around, as my BBS activities are all but absent nowadays.

Hmmm... you seem active as ever on Retrogade. Are you getting tired of Newgrounds M-A-R-C-U-S?

Your thoughts determine what you want, your actions determine what you get. ^_~


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-22 23:27:51


I would like to be in the bbs section also once im no longer a private I would like to join internal affairs

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At 6/22/06 11:27 PM, calico_guinea_pig wrote: I would like to be in the bbs section also once im no longer a private I would like to join internal affairs

Most people who join must be Privates for ten days, of course ReconRebel dodged that rule by being so devoted to NG over time as seen ( or in other words, big and scary ). And since the club hasn't be open for ten days I highly doubt it any one could make that claim. Until the 27th that is, plus this is your first post here, even if you are an alt of a member's account you must sign up in the new club like every one else.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2006-06-23 01:29:40


Sorry all, but I'm afraid that I must step aside and let someone with more available time and interest head up the Audio Dept.

I was, for a while, the Audio Dept leader but I've been wrapped up in too many other things and I've lost track of the NGDD.

I haven't read through the posts in the new topic and I just haven't kept up with the club or the new member requests.

I may pop back in at a later date and join back up but for now I'm inactive so the Audio Dept. Lead is open to whoever wants it (assuming that the other Dept. heads approve)

Thanks for letting me take part while I did.

Good luck guys and have fun!


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