You Suck And You Know It 2006-06-13 17:17:37
Flash By JoeyMcFuckjob:
Doesn't matter if you can look at someone's profile and copy/paste info into a post, you're still an idiot. It doesn't matter if a person has made flash or not, they still get a
subjective opinion on whether or not something sucks. I'm not Stephen Spielburg, but I can walk out of a movie theatre and proclaim "that movie sucked a goat's nards and was a waste of my seven dollars."
Newgrounds =/= GameFAGs
If you want hints, secrets, and tips to beat that game you can't beat on your own, there's a wonderful invention called Google that's there to give you EVERYTHING you ever needed to know and more. Use it and learn something.
The OC, Laguna Beach, Lost, American Idol, and any other assorted hour long special you retards watch weekly is crap. There's nothing in them that makes it worth watching except to waste more of your stupid ass time.
Carlos Mencia is funny as hell, and you're all retarded. You hear "dee-dee-dee" and "beaner" all the time because thats the ONLY thing he says that your small fucking brain can comprehend. If you ever LISTEN to what he says, he says some pretty intelligent things. The only reason you can't laugh at racial jokes is because you're afraid that if you do, the little Arab kid will blow your ass up with the fuse he hid in his brand new pair of Adidas', which makes you look like a generalizing MORON.
"Gay, Faggot, Fag, Queer, Queen, Polesmoker, Ass Jockey, Butt Pirate, etc." is not amusing anymore. If makes you look like a homophobe, which is quite possibly the most useless waste of space in society. You won't get AIDS if one of your friends is openly homosexual, I promise. "That's gay" is not an acceptable statement. Ever.
You can't vote, ergo, you have no stand on politics, unless you masturbate to CNN and CSpan religiously.
A conversation between two people of opposing nations (and in some cases, the same nation, God help us) can only end up like this:
<THIS IS A CONTROVERSIAL POST ON THE TOPIC OF NATIONALITY, RELIGION, AND FATTITUDE OF AMERICANS>
<THIS IS AN IRATE REPLY TO SAID POST, CONTAINING THE WORDS EUROFAG, YOU'D BE SPEAKING GERMAN, AND GO BACK TO FRANCE.>
<THIS IS AN ENGRAGED RESPONSE WITH A COMPLETELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE RACIAL SLUR>
<THIS IS A POLITICAL STATEMENT SUGGESTING THE SUPERIORITY OF AMERICA FOLLOWED BY BLATANT SLANDER WITH NO BASIS>
<THIS IS POINTLESS DRIBBLE ABOUT HOW BUSH HAS A 33% APPROVAL RATING>
IN SHORT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING
DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED
SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE
OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
IN SHORTER: KILL YOURSELVES AND YOU'LL BE COOL.