At 7/11/06 11:02 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Those crazy Nazis.

They even have a Nazi version of Doom.

As much as I like computer games, I think I would feel ill playing that. Ugh....simulator game.

I may give it a try later.

Why not play the get 780 posts in a week game?

What did everybody think about my game? Maybe ,if people like it, i' ll turn it into a flash game or something.

At 7/11/06 11:51 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/11/06 11:46 AM, _Deathsaw_ wrote: What did everybody think about my game? Maybe ,if people like it, i' ll turn it into a flash game or something.

You should do it man, it sounds like a laugh.

I'd imagine that it would get high scores from most people.

Ok i' ll do it. I' ll just need some help from people to make it happen. I' m not that flash skilledbut i' ll surf the web for sounds and stuff. I' m just gona need a person decent with flash to help me. Any volinteers?

Maybe not the most contraversial, but a good one nonetheless.

A game like Guitar Hero, but the controller is a cock (known as the cocktroller). Instead of buttons theres different pleasure centers that you press and the game imitates jacking off a giant penis. Instead of music, you're playing to different pornos!

At 7/11/06 12:09 PM, RacconCityMassacare wrote: Maybe not the most contraversial, but a good one nonetheless.

A game like Guitar Hero, but the controller is a cock (known as the cocktroller). Instead of buttons theres different pleasure centers that you press and the game imitates jacking off a giant penis. Instead of music, you're playing to different pornos!

This already exists.

jesus alah and muhamad mortal combat, get over here

At 7/11/06 11:38 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 7/11/06 10:15 AM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 7/10/06 09:38 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Or mabye a simulator of owning a concentration camp.

A game with that idea exists, I believe it's freeware on the internet. Look up "Moral Panic" and/or "Video Game Controvercy" on wikipedia. It should be somewhere there.

Yeah, I see the entry. I may d/l it later. It's the sort of thing my brother will tell my parents though.

And racking up close to 30,000 posts on a forum doesn't make them think that your spending way too much time on your PC?

So violence is a big no no, but wasting away infront of the PC is fine.

Damn, you got a role reversal to my situation.

easy....your a german who uses the power of holocost to kill every urban envirement who have a weapon that shoots dead kittens having sex. your first mission is yo bomb isreal with a bomb made of shredded american flags and child tears.the bomb kills the german who then turns into a naked muhammed ali.

TOP THAT!

O.K. fine. Top this:

You are the Virgin Marry b4 Jesus was born and you have to go around screwing as many people as you can b4 the three wise men get there to see you and you get health by successful f*cks and the whole point of this game is so that God will see you unfit to carry someone as holy as the baby Jesus and in the end makes your bastard father carry the baby.

you play as CHarles Manson and you shoot babies in the face, you kill pregnant women and rip out the baby and smash them againt the wall.

best idea i got so far

Maus Is sexualy frustrated. She has eroded all of her girl friends from the fanny-out. She needs relief. The first level Is Carmilla, and Saria. You get points for the amount of orgasms forced by them, and health Is gained by collecting different dildos. The next day ; Saria and Carmillia are dead. All women have been evacuated. She has no other option, she goes to the other mods houses, lures them into a trap and then forcably give them a sex change operation. You get more points for the rustier the cutting tool used Is. Gooch and Evark fall eaisily. The learning curve get's a lot steaper at this point, and you have to use more techniques like 'de-dicker' and the 'knee through balls'. You get XP points and you can unlock new skills like 'Tenticle rape' and 'Increase squirt distance'. All the mods are put Into protection programs and you have to hunt them down and rape them. Stamper secretly joins you and helps you track down the mods, he claims he want's to be allowed to make peni-threads without being moaned at by mods, but It a cut scene It turns out he was acctully born a girl. You eventually work you way up through the mods and make It to the NG office, Ozcar Is gaurding It. Here Is a guide on how to compleate It I stole from GameFaqs

"You wont go any further, Maus"
"Bite me." Replies Maus, blinded with sexual frustration.
"I never liked you Maus, It was me that deleted the 'Are we still friends' thread.
Maus draws a vey rusty sword, covered in blood and come.
She screams "YOU'LL PAY!"

Immedietly go left, and collect the 5 dildos hidden behind the womans institute supply crate. You should switch the sword, as Ozcar can parry swords with his blam stick. Instead through a liquid silk grenade, and while he is getting the goo of him, sneak up from behind and shove a vibrator up his rectum, do this three times, and you should go into a cut-scene where Maus usses the sword to neuter Ozcar, eat his penis, and then rape him as Ozcaphine.

After this you go onto the NG office, where you fight Wade, then Tom. Just before you beat Tom, stamper arrives, Maus thinks Stamper will fight for her, and make a nice and easy fight, but how boring would that be? Anyway, It's all very emotional. So he reviels his sexualiy, and gender, and betrays Maus. Luckily there's a checkpoints so you can do it as much as you want. After a few days of stamper and Fulp rape you should have compleated the game. Well done, you have compelated the most contoversial game ever made.

Well, you you moderate or adminastrate Newgrounds that Is.

Thanks to -
BannanaBreadMuffin, for mod names.
Idocreating, for telling me to do It.

BTW mods, this Is a joke.

After this you have to

At 7/20/06 06:00 PM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: Maus Is sexualy frustrated. She has eroded all of her girl friends from the fanny-out. She needs relief. The first level Is Carmilla, and Saria.

Did i not tell you that needed changing?

At 7/20/06 06:00 PM, FeargusMcDuff wrote:

The funniest thing ever. *applause*

*Bow*

That would make a great game.

rofl @ feargusmcduff

lets hope EA are reading this so they can publish the game.

Just announced :

"Maus rape 2 : Stampers revenge."

This game will ride on the sucsess of the first game, but not acctully being that much better. The storyline Is stamper comes back from the dead, with new necrophilliac powers. He reserects mods by having sex with thier rotting corpses. The grunts guarding the graveyeards are dykes demanding womans rights, and animal rights extreamists trying to dig up the corpses for themselves.

You eventually build a army of come-stained zombies. At this point It switches to gods-eye-view. And you have to attack the NG office being held guard by super-dykes, taking lesbienism to a whole new level. If you manage to defeat the dykes, but Maus rapes and kills all of the zombie-mods. It goes back to first person and you have to duke it out In a final battle.

This Is where the game fucks you over and gives you a crappy ending you don't want, kinda like halo 2. This Is an extract from the game-script.

"Maus, this will be your final orgasm." Says Stamper
"Oh no, Stamper, I think you'll find the penicorns are on my side now. Prepare youself."
"DRAWING THREAD ATTACK"
Penises attack from all sides, Maus trys hard to get them off her. She manages to rip them off, but takes several chunks of her own flesh with them. Maus' health drops from 100% to 87%.
"Oh, good move Stamper, good move....BUT SAY HELLO TO THIS, YOU WORTHLESS FAGGIT"
Maus' huge dyke tongue ties up stamper, he can't move.
"How can your tounge be so long and agile? That's impossible."
"Practise, Stamper."
Maus clicks her fingers. A load purple tenticles leap out of the ground and insert ever entry hole In the male annatomy. Stamper's heath Is about to hit zero.

But then a pink wisp starts being absorbed by Stamer, his health starts going back up again. The pink wisp Is eminating from from Tom and Wade, doing the health spell. The health spell gives Stamer the strenght to fight back Maus, he uses all sorts of moves, like the 'LOLOLOLOL beam', and the 'level 31 cannon'. Maus Is also fighting back too. Eventually, Stamper Is at 3% and Maus Is at 1%. Tom takes his penis out of Wade, so the health spell stops. Maus is tied up using Stamers unbeakable pink rope. But Stamper Is out of queer mana, he has to choose, put his penis inside a woman, and stop being the lovable faggot he Is, or let Maus live.

It starts getting very emotional, you know? Anyway Stamer stops being gay, and puts an end to Maus once and more all. Making there absolutly no posibilty of Maus Romp 3 : Dykement day.

Or Is there.....

EDN.

The game would be called "Penz0ratron"
You play as a massive walking donger who runs a crime ring specializing in the theft of babies.
Your main weapon would be ejaculating red-hot semen all over the enemy or a turkey slap. The objective of each level would be to turkey slap every mother as the give birth to the children then smack the babies in the dungeon where they are starved and whipped and threatened with death if they don't tell you "what they know".
The last level would consist of you realising that they know absolutely nothing and having to swallow them into your giant peehole then shoot them into a large pile of Strychnine.
After doing this, a cutscene occurs where a giant crusty anus tells you that those babies held the information that would lead you to the paradise of The Tight Vagina.

The game would fade out with you, the massive phallus screaming triumphantly "You just played a game where you play as a huge donger, you queer!" which leaves chance for a sequel.

Feargus, seek mental help. Now.

After reading most of these I think my game is going to be good! Yes, I am working on a game with some of these ideas (mainly religion).
The plot: You are the head of the Mafias son. One of your fathers favored acquaintances asked him a very special request on the day of your sisters wedding. (Seeing as how your father can't refuse any requests on that day and the person asking was a friend he accepted it).
The request was to get the mans recently deceased daughter out of heaven and back to earth to be with her father. Because the head of the Mafia is old he turned to his son to accomplish this task.
You will travel through many areas infested with angels and general religious related beings such as missionaries and things like cupid (lol) and other junk. Every time you mutilate or generally cause pain to these creatures you gain health and power ups etc.
The final showdown is when you get to God. You must destroy him any way you can (I recommend turning to Satan for tips). While you lead the girl back to her father you talk to her. You eventually learn that she died from her fathers AIDS. He raped her.
You laugh at her as you force her back to earth where you hand her over to her father. Once you make sure she has AIDS again you kill the father and allow the little girl to die slowly. The End.

What I have here is just a SUPER BASIC engine idea of the game. Use the arrow keys to move. The "A" key to shoot and the "S" key to jump. There is only the one angel that doesn't attack you. Keep in mind I made this once seeing this topic so its been only about 45 minutes working time.
LINKY: LOL =)

Sorry for the double post but you can use the arrow keys while shooting to aim a certain direction.

The Jeffrey Dahmer Video Game:

The object is to have butt sex with your victim, kill him, rape his corpse, rape his corpse some more, then finish the job by eating his flesh.

Ok, mine's called: "Bozo Child Fuck Madness"

In it you play a convicted paedophilic child murderer who managed to escape from the nuthouse. You don your trademark evil clown suit and embark on a free-roaming adventure of child abduction, molestation, torture and eventual death. This happens in the form of GTA style missions and side missions where you harm the elderly, butcher lone women walking home at night and sexually abuse the mentally retarded at the local spack-ward. You get new weapons through pawning the valuables of your victims and the sales from your child snuff videos and as your noteriety increases, it gets increasingly harder to snatch kids for your wicked needs. Extra points are awarded for inventive and classy deaths, like feeding a child into a wood chipper feet first while you touch yourself.

You like?

lol, 3 words.

Concentration Camp Tycoon.

i win.

At 7/21/06 08:03 PM, Ziper27 wrote: lol, 3 words.

Concentration Camp Tycoon.

i win.

Pffft, wheres the child rape? the religious incitement? the necrophilla.

You sir, fail.

At 7/21/06 08:20 PM, Idocreating wrote:

At 7/21/06 08:03 PM, Ziper27 wrote: lol, 3 words.

Concentration Camp Tycoon.

i win.

Pffft, wheres the child rape? the religious incitement? the necrophilla.

You sir, fail.

i left it to 3 words for that very reason. Use your imagination. Lots of stuff went down in those camps. You decide what goes on and what happens.
Sorry for not being cliche.

At 7/21/06 08:21 PM, Ziper27 wrote:

At 7/21/06 08:20 PM, Idocreating wrote:

At 7/21/06 08:03 PM, Ziper27 wrote: lol, 3 words.

Concentration Camp Tycoon.

i win.

Pffft, wheres the child rape? the religious incitement? the necrophilla.

You sir, fail.

i left it to 3 words for that very reason. Use your imagination. Lots of stuff went down in those camps. You decide what goes on and what happens.
Sorry for not being cliche.

The point is to say what your idea is, not let us think.

Lots of stuff did go down, but you could easily make a game more "OMG THATS SICK AND HORRIBLE!" than a concentration camp simulator.

Womb Raider

Kinda like tomb raider except completly different. You are a small leperchaun who goes into hospuitals and steal babys from the mothers wombs takes them back to his shack in a burlap sack and hurls them in a hole full of babys.

Date rape 2: now its statuory
see, the original date rape was controversial enough. You start out as a highschool punk luring sophomoresinto your beat-up car, forcing youself on them, then threatening violence to silence them.

The sequel wins, however, because it involves an older british man (you) from oxford who uses his credentials to get into positions of authority (teacher, executive at a company) with a violence fetish, and it opens the option of killing the bitch so that no one finds out.
Plus, the bar and nightclub stages allow you to use date rape drugs, such as rohypnol, and then blame it on a black guy.

1: You play as gay, illegally immegrated mexican muslim prostitute. Every time you take a young child to bed you get 50 points. every time you force a grown man to suck your balls you get 20 points. Every time you reference Hitler in an admiring way, you get 2 points. The main goal of the game is to destract humanity so Eric Bauman can steal even more stuff.