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When has you lost virginity!??

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Nikachu13337
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When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:08:32

When can one say they haev reely lost thier virignity>>>???

Sex withh woman?

Maybe

But perhaops something equallly pleasing, if not better. BEHOLD:

Lubricated Vacuum while talking on ophone with sex talk person while reading playboy.

here you get the best if not better than both worlds. PLUS:

-No chance of pregnancy
-No messes, vaccuumm cleen you right up
-If tired of hearing the dumb bitch, hang up
-Pic looks ugly? Turn the page

Through this mundane experience we mey conclude that there is an alternative way to losing ones virginity. I challenge yu to find a bettar one.

When has you lost virginity!??

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RedCoin
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:09:45

I lost my virginity when i dropped it somewhere.

I was ass raped when i bent to pick it up.

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Teenage-NG-Sage
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:10:43

I havent lost mine yet. But i hope to very soon.

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1Dizmal1
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:12:19

Man if thats your pic, you look retarded, and type like you are too. but anyways.

I lost mine when i was 13.

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Paradox
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:15:46

This topic is basically the same thing. But I admit, it was hard to find on the search bar, because virginity is spelled "vaginity".

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Bartaci
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:19:10

Learn to type, bitch.

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Natdaprat
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:19:42

Me lost mine. Somewere on the bus... I could swear that girl took it when she was fuc- uhh.. Ignore that last part..

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Punkboyben
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:23:48

i left mine somewhere when i got drunk one night oh yeah i left it with that girl ill go round get it again

Ink

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Shagge
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:36:25

At 4/9/06 07:08 AM, Nikachu13337 wrote: I challenge yu to find a bettar one.

I challenge you to get better grammar.

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Markface
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:39:42

At 4/9/06 07:10 AM, Teenage_NG_Sage wrote: I havent lost mine yet. But i hope to very soon.

thats suttle...

No not me either, but I have broken my leg once

[;];=]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

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Gunter45
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:42:09

I'm waiting until marriage. And you can't lose your virginity to a vacuum cleaner, that's still masturbation.

Think you're pretty clever...

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Stoneboy
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:42:26

I lost my virginity when you learned grammar.

Incoherent text here.

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Zeke
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:44:36

At 4/9/06 07:42 AM, Stoneboy wrote: I lost my virginity when you learned grammar.

My dear child, I pains me to be the beared of such distressing news...

If you are to lose your virginity when he learns proper grammar, then alas! You are to remain a virigin for life.

-Insert laments of sadness and woe for Stoneboy here.-
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Stoneboy
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:45:53

At 4/9/06 07:44 AM, -Zeke- wrote:
At 4/9/06 07:42 AM, Stoneboy wrote: I lost my virginity when you learned grammar.
My dear child, I pains me to be the beared of such distressing news...

If you are to lose your virginity when he learns proper grammar, then alas! You are to remain a virigin for life.

-Insert laments of sadness and woe for Stoneboy here.-

Good question: If I pay for his English class, is that the same ads buying a hooker?

Incoherent text here.

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Zeke
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:49:19

At 4/9/06 07:45 AM, Stoneboy wrote: Good question: If I pay for his English class, is that the same ads buying a hooker?

Hmmm, I don't think so 'cause you're not directly paying for the sex. It's not as if as soon as learns grammar, some fit bird will jump at you and start ripping your clothes off.

But that would be funy though.

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iNSANITy-StorM666
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:50:30

5 times! but i always got it back once more.

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Stoneboy
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:51:28

At 4/9/06 07:49 AM, -Zeke- wrote:
At 4/9/06 07:45 AM, Stoneboy wrote: Good question: If I pay for his English class, is that the same ads buying a hooker?
Hmmm, I don't think so 'cause you're not directly paying for the sex. It's not as if as soon as learns grammar, some fit bird will jump at you and start ripping your clothes off.

But that would be funy though.

Very, very funny, and kinds hawt too ^_^. But I'm only 14, he can use his time.
*dreams*

Incoherent text here.

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childinthemist
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:51:46

Nothing, NOTHING beats sex with a hot girl. I've never been that happy since, except when we sex :D

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MTspace
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 07:52:24

i lost my virginity right... about... nooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 08:45:55

Please, leave Newgrounds, and never come back.

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Dragonfruit
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 08:48:11

Dammit! I dropped my virginity in the park, can someone help me go back and find it?

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Krum
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 08:49:04

Aged 20 my ass.

You have the maturity and grammar of a 10 year old. Goodbye.

If in any way you disagree with this post, understand that you're a cunt.

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Zeke
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 08:49:07

At 4/9/06 08:48 AM, Little_Clown wrote: Dammit! I dropped my virginity in the park, can someone help me go back and find it?

Shit! I'm sorry. Sold it for £12.56 on eBay...

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StickLuva
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 08:50:26

what is the point in asking if your virginity has gone yet mine hasn't =-P

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Lost-Chances
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 09:16:14

Sanjay?

This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Shrapnel
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-09 09:33:57

Hey you're back!

A tip for you Nikachu- please don't break the rules again- it saddens me when you get banned.

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Nikachu13337
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-10 03:20:51

Thers.... RULES!?!?!?!

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sean5892
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-10 03:24:12

When has j00 lost yoused speel cheek?

Cute+Funny=?

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GetSmart
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-10 03:24:50

N/A

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BlisteringFreakachuu
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Response to When has you lost virginity!?? 2006-04-10 03:27:14

At 4/9/06 07:42 AM, Gunter45 wrote: I'm waiting until marriage. And you can't lose your virginity to a vacuum cleaner, that's still masturbation.

ME too!

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